The President's Analyst Quotes

The President's Analyst is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The President's Analyst ended in 1970.

It features Stanley Rubin as producer, Lalo Schifrin in charge of musical score, and William A. Fraker as head of cinematography.

The President's Analyst is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The President's Analyst is 103 minutes long. The President's Analyst is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Severn Darden as V.I. Kydor Kropotkin, James Coburn as Dr. Sidney Schaefer, William Daniels as Wynn Quantrill, Sheldon Collins as Bing Quantrill, Joan Delaney as Nan Butler, Joan Darling as Jeff Quantrill, and Pat Harrington, Jr. as Arlington Hewes.

The President's Analyst Quotes

James Coburn as Dr. Sidney Schaefer

• (James Coburn) "Take that you hostile son of a bitch."

• (James Coburn) "You know, one thing I learned from my patients -- they all hate the phone company. It's interesting; even the stock holders of the phone company hate the phone company."
• (Severn Darden) "I know. Bedouins hate the phone company. Matter of fact, I've never been in a country where everybody didn't hate the phone company."

• (Don Masters, CEA Agent) "I'm a CEA agent."
• (James Coburn) "You ARE a CEA agent. And you really did kill someone."
• (Don Masters, CEA Agent) "Ahhummm."
• (James Coburn) "Fascinating, Don -- I suppose it's the conditioning of motion pictures, or television, or maybe it's just it's the times we live in, but -- killing is serious business, yet this little card makes it somehow less shocking -- acceptable in a way. You mean to say you can actually legally kill someone?"
• (Don Masters, CEA Agent) "Yeah, and it bothers me sometimes that I don't feel guilty about it. Don't you think that's psychotic behavior?"
• (James Coburn) "No I don't. It explains your utter lack of hostility. You can vent your aggressive feelings by actually killing people. It's a sensational solution to the hostility problem."
• (Don Masters, CEA Agent) "Doctor, are you trying to tell me it's all right to kill people?"
• (James Coburn) "It's simply a moral question. Morality is a social invention, and in this case society has decided it's not only acceptable for certain people to kill other people -- it's even commendable. Don. I've got to write a paper for the Institute on this."
• (Don Masters, CEA Agent) "I don't think the CEA would like that."

Severn Darden as V.I. Kydor Kropotkin

• (Don Masters, CEA Agent) "What now?"
• (Severn Darden) "We blow the main power supply."
• (Don Masters, CEA Agent) "Ok. What kind of time does that give us before the emergency power comes on?"
• (Severn Darden) "Ten, maybe twelve minutes. We've gotta rush."
• (Don Masters, CEA Agent) "If we don't, what?"
• (Severn Darden) "We're going to have to kill our way out, okay? Shall we rescue our doctor?"
• (Don Masters, CEA Agent) "Yeah. If I don't resume my analysis pretty soon, I'm gonna flip out."

• (Severn Darden) "Logic is on our side: this isn't a case of a world struggle between two divergent ideologies, of different economic systems. Every day your country becomes more socialistic, my country becomes more capitalistic. Pretty soon we will meet in the middle and join hands. No, my dear doctor; you're going to defect because you want to live."

• (Severn Darden) "Are you trying to tell me every phone in the country is tapped?"
• (Don Masters, CEA Agent) "That's what's in my head."
• (Severn Darden) "Don, this is America, not Russia."

Sheldon Collins as Bing Quantrill

• (Sheldon Collins) "Hey, Dad. You want the Magnum.357 in the house?"
• (William Daniels) "Darn it, Bing. I told you not to play around with my guns. No, I do not want that in the house. That is my car gun. My house gun is already in the house. Now, put that back in the glove compartment, and don't let me catch you fooling with my guns again."
• (Sheldon Collins) "I'm sorry, Dad."
• (William Daniels) "Great kid."
• (James Coburn) "I thought you said you were an accountant."
• (William Daniels) "I am."
• (James Coburn) "Why do you have all these guns around, then?"
• (William Daniels) "You know."

• (FBR agent) "What should we do, Sullivan?"
• (Sullivan, FBR Agent) "I don't know, Carter. They'll be back before we can hit enough places. We better wait here."
• (Sheldon Collins) "Are you going to kill Dr. Schaefer?"
• (Sullivan, FBR Agent) "Yes son, we're going to kill him."
• (Sheldon Collins) "Oh boy."

Joan Delaney as Nan Butler

• (Joan Delaney) "What's that all about?"
• (James Coburn) "It's him. He needs me."

Pat Harrington, Jr. as Arlington Hewes

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William Daniels as Wynn Quantrill

• (William Daniels) "We've both done weekend picketing."
• (William Daniels) "As a matter of fact, we sponsored the Negro doctor and his wife when they moved into the development."
• (James Coburn) "Well, the President will be very pleased to hear that."
• (William Daniels) "That's great. If I do say so, it took a little courage. The Bullocks next door? Real right-wingers. American flag up every day. Real fascists. Ought to be gassed. You know the type."

Joan Darling as Jeff Quantrill

• (Joan Darling) "Now be a good boy and enjoy your heritage."

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