The Princess Diaries (film) Quotes

The Princess Diaries (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Princess Diaries ended its run in 1970.

It features John Debney in charge of musical score, and Karl Walter Lindenlaub as head of cinematography.

The Princess Diaries (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Princess Diaries (film) is 115 minutes long. The Princess Diaries (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Robert Schwartzman as Michael, Anne Hathaway as Mia, Héctor Elizondo as Joe, Heather Matarazzo as Lilly, Larry Miller as Paolo, Caroline Goodall as Helen Thermopolis, Kathleen Marshall as Charlotte Kutaway, and Mandy Moore as Lana Thomas.

The Princess Diaries (film) Quotes

Heather Matarazzo as Lilly

• (Heather Matarazzo) "Michael, don't always think you could get a ride with us and --"
• (Heather Matarazzo) "Oy. Who destroyed you?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "Oh. You-you think it looks that bad?"
• (Heather Matarazzo) "You look ridiculous. You should sue."
• (Anne Hathaway) "Well um -- I know it's a little straighter and shorter and --"
• (Heather Matarazzo) "Weirder."
• (Robert Schwartzman) "An attractive weirder."
• (Heather Matarazzo) "No, it's not attractive."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Seat belts, please."
• (Heather Matarazzo) "What I really can't understand is that you ditched me again yesterday when I really needed your help at the greenpeace petition."
• (Heather Matarazzo) "These bags. You HAVE one of these bags? You know, we could hock that and feed a whole third world country."
• (Heather Matarazzo) "Am I right?"
• (Robert Schwartzman) "No."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "If there are no more passengers, I think we should close the door."

• (Heather Matarazzo) "You're morphing into one of them. Next week you'll be waving pom-poms in my face."

• (Heather Matarazzo) "Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?"

• (Heather Matarazzo) "You know you look like Shaft?"

• (Heather Matarazzo) "WAIT FOR ME, WAIT FOR ME."
• (Heather Matarazzo) "Wait, wait. No, not you; I don't even know you."

• (Heather Matarazzo) "Is your mom dating an undertaker?"

Anne Hathaway as Mia

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "So, where are you taking me?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "Well, uh, do you have any change?"
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "No. It's not appropriate for royalty to jingle."
• (Anne Hathaway) "Okay, I'll get the change."

• (Gym Teacher Harbula) "Bobby Bad, hang up the phone."
• (Bobby Bad) "Yes, Mom, I'll go to the dentist after school."
• (Anne Hathaway) "I hate it when they move in like that."
• (Gym Teacher Harbula) "Mia, it's not a championship game, it's not even a big game, it's just gym class. Just hit the ball. I don't want to flunk you in gym class. C'mon, you can do it. Keep your eye on the ball."

• (Anne Hathaway) "Tell me, how does my mother, or any person for that matter, go into a parent/teacher conference and come out with a date?"

• (Anne Hathaway) "Somebody sat on me again."

• (Anne Hathaway) "Okay I look like an asparagus."
• (Caroline Goodall) "But a very, very cute asparagus."

• (Anne Hathaway) "I can't do this, I'm a girl."
• (Gym Teacher Harbula) "What am I? A duck?"

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "You are princess of Genovia."
• (Anne Hathaway) "Me, a princess?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "Shut up."
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "I beg your pardon, "Shut up"?"
• (Consulate Maitre'D) "Oh, your majesty, in America, it doesn't always mean to be quiet. Here it could mean "Wow, gee whiz, golly wolly" --"

• (Anne Hathaway) "You know, most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country."

• (Anne Hathaway) "Joseph, can we eighty-six the flags please?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "No. The flags allow me to park anywhere. We keep the flags."
• (Anne Hathaway) "Sorry, Joseph."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "You can call me, "Joe"."
• (Anne Hathaway) ""Joey"?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "No. Joe."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Amelia, you look so -- young."
• (Anne Hathaway) "Thank you. And you look so --"
• (Anne Hathaway) "-- clean."

• (Anne Hathaway) "Now, what did you want to tell me?"
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life."
• (Anne Hathaway) "I already have braces."
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "No, it's bigger than orthodontia."

• (Anne Hathaway) "As always, this is as good as it's going to get."

• (Anne Hathaway) "I can't be a princess. I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive."

• (Anne Hathaway) "You'll never guess what Josh Bryant just asked me."
• (Robert Schwartzman) ""Can I borrow a comb"?"

• (Anne Hathaway) "Lilly. Just stop it, okay? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine."

• (Anne Hathaway) "And then I realized how many stupid times a day I used the word "I". In fact, probably all I ever do is think about myself. And how lame is that when there's, like, 7 billion other people out there on the planet and when;"

• (Anne Hathaway) "Dear Diary, today is my first official day as Princess of Genovia. We'll land in a few hours, and I'll meet Parliament and the people before beginning my royal duties. Mom is, of course, moving to Genovia with me, and we'll continue painting; without the balloons. Lily and Michael are planning to spend their summer vacation at our; can you believe it; palace. They're even having my Mustang brought over, which I can legally drive in two weeks. Grandma's so glad to be going home, and Joseph; well, he's watching nearby as usual. Everybody's got pre-coronation jitters, including me. Everybody that is, except Fat Louie. He's totally adapted to being a royal. I guess he was one all along."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Princess, look out the window -- and welcome to Genovia."

• (Anne Hathaway) "Okay -- you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara."

• (Anne Hathaway) "Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat."

• (Anne Hathaway) "Hey, Joe?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Mm-Hmmm?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "I'm gonna turn the backseat into a dressing room so I can change into a proper outfit for Madame, OK?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "OK. And don't forget your shoes."
• (Anne Hathaway) "Ahh, thanks."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them."

• (Anne Hathaway) "Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "I am invisible, and I am wet."

Caroline Goodall as Helen Thermopolis

• (Caroline Goodall) "Time for school. Stop daydreaming, you'll be late for school."

• (Caroline Goodall) "This is getting us nowhere. Talk to me."
• (Anne Hathaway) "I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor."
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal."

• (Caroline Goodall) "That Backstreet boy clone you've had a crush on for years?"

• (Caroline Goodall) "Where are you going?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "I'm going up to straighten the royal bedchamber."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it."
• (Caroline Goodall) "So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?"

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Where is she going?"
• (Caroline Goodall) "The tower."
• (Caroline Goodall) "Mia, You can't run from everything."
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "She has a tower?"

• (Caroline Goodall) "Mia, the-the three of us have to talk."
• (Anne Hathaway) "Oh, OK. Um, is there maybe something else about me and my life that just maybe I might want to know about? Um-oh no, are you two waiting to take me on a talk show somewhere and to let me know I have a twin sister who's a duchess?"
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "You have a cousin who's a contessa. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie."

Robert Schwartzman as Michael

• (Robert Schwartzman) "Don't worry about me. I just consider myself royally flushed."

• (Robert Schwartzman) "Why me?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "Because you saw me when I was invisible."

Héctor Elizondo as Joe

• (Héctor Elizondo) "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "I have never put on pantihose before, but it sounds dangerous."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "No matter how many times you press that, it will still go up and down the same way."

• (Héctor Elizondo) "This is between a waltz and a tango."
• (Anne Hathaway) "It's a wango?"

Kathleen Marshall as Charlotte Kutaway

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Do we have any problems?"
• (Kathleen Marshall) "No, everything's perfect. Perfect. It's wonderful."
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "You're not very good at lying, Charlotte."
• (Kathleen Marshall) "No, I'm not, your Majesty."

Larry Miller as Paolo

• (Larry Miller) "If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows."

• (Larry Miller) "Do you wear contact lenses?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "Oh, I have them, but I don't like to wear them."
• (Larry Miller) "Now --"
• (Larry Miller) "-- you do."
• (Anne Hathaway) "You broke my glasses."
• (Larry Miller) "You broke my brush."

• (Larry Miller) "I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo."

Mandy Moore as Lana Thomas

• (Cheerleader Anna) "Hey there, ho there, how do you do. This is Grove Lions sayin' hi to you."
• (Mandy Moore) "I'm Lana."
• (Cheerleader Anna) "Anna."
• (Fontana) "Fontana."
• (Cheerleader Anna) "Gooo Lions."

• (Mandy Moore) "Stupid Cupid, you're a real mean guy. I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly. I'm in love and it's a crying shame. And I know you're the one to blame. Hey-Hey, set me free. Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me."
• (Fontana) "Stupid cupid."

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