The Promotion Quotes

The Promotion is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Promotion stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jessika Borsiczky, and Steven A. Jones as producer, Alex Wurman in charge of musical score, and Lawrence Sher as head of cinematography.

The Promotion is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. The Promotion is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: John C. Reilly as Richard, Seann William Scott as Doug Stauber, Seann William Scott as Jen Stauber, Gil Bellows as Mitch, Lili Taylor as Lori Wehlner, and John C. Reilly as Hardy.

The Promotion Quotes

John C. Reilly as Richard

• (John C. Reilly) "'Cutting the cheese' simply means 'cutting the actual cheese'. It doesn't have a double-thing? So I just missed it. Because in Canada, it's 'cracking'."
• (Gil Bellows) "The expression."
• (John C. Reilly) "It's 'cracking', in Canada, yeah. We crack the cheese."
• (John C. Reilly) "Cracking it? Cracking the cheese? So I simply, really believed that Rogelio had been given an inter-deli award -- for cutting the actual cheese. I'm sorry."
• (John C. Reilly) "I simply believed Rogelio had been given an inter-deli award --"
• (Gil Bellows) "I heard you the first time."

• (Unnamed) "It's isolated."
• (John C. Reilly) "Oh yeah, it's a one-time thing."
• (Unnamed) "What's that?"
• (John C. Reilly) "I agree, it's isolated. I think it was just some 'black apples'. We won't be seeing that happen again."
• (Unnamed) "Black apples."
• (John C. Reilly) "What's that?"
• (Unnamed) "You said, 'black apples'?"
• (John C. Reilly) "I said bad ones?"
• (Unnamed) "The f*** you said bad."
• (John C. Reilly) "Bad apples?"
• (Unnamed) "You said black."
• (John C. Reilly) "I'm sorry if there's some confusion. Maybe in the confusion, I --"
• (Gil Bellows) "Hey, come on. It's been a long day. That was a slip."
• (Unnamed) "This is a lot of s***."
• (John C. Reilly) "You are not a black apple to me. I said, that possibly, there was one black one in the batch, not you. And I didn't mean to say black. I meant 'blat' -- 'blatch', blah -- 'blapples'."
• (Unnamed) "Where'd you get this f***er?"

• (John C. Reilly) "We're all just out here trying to get some food -- sometimes, we bump into each other."

• (Unnamed) "Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? Do your best to keep your cool."
• (John C. Reilly) "Stay loose --"
• (John C. Reilly) "f***."
• (Unnamed) "Every life has its frustrations, but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way to express life's frustrations."
• (John C. Reilly) "f*** you. Ship f***. Asshole ship. Seven seas f***er. Jolly f***er."
• (Lili Taylor) "For Christ's sake --"
• (John C. Reilly) "No one can do that. It's impossible. Not even a guy with tiny hands. Not even a guy with a child's hands. f*** that."

• (Unnamed) "I want you to take off one thing that you don't need -- quickly. Come on."
• (Unnamed) "Let's take something else off that you really don't need -- right away."
• (Unnamed) "Something else you don't need, let's make it happen. Come on."
• (Unnamed) "Something else you don't need. Come on, let's go. Something completely unnecessary."
• (John C. Reilly) "Doug, can we take our sack off?"
• (Seann William Scott) "What?"
• (John C. Reilly) "Did you take your sack off?"
• (Seann William Scott) "I can't really hear you."
• (Unnamed) "If you could take off one more thing you simply do not need. Do it."
• (John C. Reilly) "f***."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, uhhh -- all right, everybody that still has a bag on top of their heads, scream, 'My concentration skills need improvement.' One, two, three."
• (John C. Reilly) "My concentration skills need improvement."

• (John C. Reilly) "Hey, good luck -- because you're gonna' need it."

Seann William Scott as Doug Stauber

• (Seann William Scott) "I guess it was me enjoying a rainbow cone to celebrate Richard's racial slur. But I had a feeling he was starting to crack. A couple more little things. He might just fall apart. 'Black apples'? What an a-hole."

• (Seann William Scott) "I'm not a lion -- I'm a guy."

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