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The Ratings Game Quotes

The Ratings Game is a Comedy that appeared on TV in 1984 on The Movie Channel. The Ratings Game ended in 1970.

It features David Jablin as producer, David Spear as theme composer, and Tim Suhrstedt as head of cinematography.

The Ratings Game is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Ratings Game is 102 minutes long. The Ratings Game is produced by Imagination Productions.

The Ratings Game Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Am I nuts or have I been here before?"
  • (Unnamed) "The lobby of the Golden Nugget."
  • (Unnamed) "Class."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, waiters, on your toes; push the shrimp balls."
  • (Unnamed) "Since you got money, you only go out with beautiful women who treat you like dirt."
  • (Unnamed) "It's a step up. Before I had money, I went out with ugly women who treated me like dirt."
  • (Unnamed) "What you need is a nice girl who likes you for yourself."
  • (Unnamed) "That's not my type."
  • (Unnamed) "Boys, I'm offering all of you a piece of the biggest money-making racket in America today."
  • (Unnamed) "Drugs?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hookers?"
  • (Unnamed) "Car insurance?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, television. Where a minute of advertising costs a hundred thousand dollars -- and a ratings point is worth forty million to a network."
  • (Unnamed) "I didn't make a move on you for four days. If that isn't love, I don't know what is."
  • (Unnamed) "How can "The Senator and Stinky" get a zero share?"
  • (Unnamed) "Not one of the fifteen hundred Computron sets were tuned into it. In short, nobody watched."
  • (Unnamed) "Nobody watched, huh? It just so happens that we received four hundred letters complaining about the show -- so somebody's watching."
  • (Unnamed) "None of the Computron households."
  • (Unnamed) "Households. That's the flaw in your system. You don't take into account college dormitories -- prisons -- Our shows get a lot of fan mail from mental institutions. That never shows up in your ratings."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't remember any Francine Kester on the invite list, do you, Skip?"
  • (Unnamed) "Please, I have no knowledge of this woman."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't look like you've had knowledge of any woman."
  • (Unnamed) "I guess that girl tonight hurt you pretty bad."
  • (Unnamed) "Nah, that was one of my healthier relationships. At least she didn't torch my warehouse. Some of them get vicious."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Boss, you got a good broad here."
  • (Unnamed) "Bruno, didn't you have your consciousness raised by the women's movement? You're not supposed to say 'broad' in front of them."
  • (Unnamed) "What a place you've got here."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "You're not an Arab, so you must be a drug dealer."

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