The Relic (film) Quotes

The Relic (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Relic ended in 1970.

It features Gale Anne Hurd; Sam Mercer as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Peter Hyams as head of cinematography.

The Relic (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Relic (film) is 110 minutes long. The Relic (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Penelope Ann Miller as Margo Green, James Whitmore as Dr. Albert Frock, Audra Lindley as Dr. Zwiezic, Clayton Rohner as Det. Hollingsworth, Eugene M. Davis as Martini, Mike Bacarella as Bradley, and Thomas Ryan as Tom Parkinson.

The Relic (film) Quotes

Penelope Ann Miller as Margo Green

• (Penelope Ann Miller) "Using superstition to bring people to the museum is like hiring topless ushers for the Bolshoi Ballet."
• (Unnamed) "Well if they did, I might go to the Ballet."

Mike Bacarella as Bradley

• (Mike Bacarella) "There's a half-burnt joint on the floor. Seems our boy was having a little pot in the potty."
• (Unnamed) "Pot's a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe."

Audra Lindley as Dr. Zwiezic

• (Audra Lindley) "Something's wrong -- This brain is light; even for a man."

• (Audra Lindley) "I heard your wife got custody of the dog. Were you late on your ALPO payments?"

• (Audra Lindley) "Seven decapitations in one week. Don't you just hate killers, who take head and never give it?"
• (Unnamed) "You're bad, Matilda."

Clayton Rohner as Det. Hollingsworth

• (Unnamed) "His wife got custody of his son?"
• (Clayton Rohner) "No. His dog."

Thomas Ryan as Tom Parkinson

• (Thomas Ryan) "I'm not taking the fall for this fiasco, I can tell you that. Come Monday morning, all this will get straightened out. And whatever prankster created this miasma, I swear to God, when I get my hands on him --."

Eugene M. Davis as Martini

• (Eugene M. Davis) "Never thought there'd be a worse way to die than a shark attack. Having my head ripped off never occurred to me."

James Whitmore as Dr. Albert Frock

• (James Whitmore) "What could a young cop like you want with an old fossil like me?"

• (James Whitmore) "Well, how goes the gradual extinction of the human race, Lieutenant?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm doing what I can to keep it orderly."

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