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The Rescuers Down Under Quotes

The Rescuers Down Under is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Rescuers Down Under stopped airing in 1970.

It features Thomas Schumacher as producer, and Bruce Broughton in charge of musical score.

The Rescuers Down Under is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Rescuers Down Under is 77 minutes long. The Rescuers Down Under is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: George C. Scott as McLeach, John Candy as Wilbur, Eva Gabor as Miss Bianca, Tristan Rogers as Jake, Douglas Seale as Krebbs, Wayne Robson as Frank, and Russi Taylor as Nurse Mouse.

The Rescuers Down Under Quotes

George C. Scott as McLeach

  • (George C. Scott) "Let's see if we can't refresh that rusty old memory of yours. Is she on Satan's Ridge?"
  • (George C. Scott) "Or Nightmare Canyon?"
  • (George C. Scott) "What do you think Joanna?"
  • (George C. Scott) "Yeah, that's it. Right smack dab in the middle of that Croc Falls, ZAP."
  • (George C. Scott) "Am I getting warm?"
  • (Cody) "I told you I don't remember."
  • (George C. Scott) "Don't realize that a bird that size is worth a fortune."
  • (George C. Scott) "I'll split the money with ya fifty-fifty. You can't get a better offer than that boy."
  • (Cody) "You won't have ANY money when the rRngers get through with you."
  • (George C. Scott) "Joanna. Did you know there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya?"
  • (George C. Scott) "DID ya?"
  • (George C. Scott) "THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK. Now, you quit playing around and do your job, you four-legged python."
  • (George C. Scott) "Well, Joanna what'd we get today? A dingo, a fat old razorback or a nice big -- boy?"
  • (George C. Scott) "Joanna, you been out here digging holes again? Dumb lizard's always trying to bury squirrels out here."
  • (Cody) "Uh-uh. It's a trap, and poaching's against the law."
  • (George C. Scott) "Trap? Now where'd you get an idea like that, boy; I think you've been down in that hole too long."
  • (George C. Scott) "Breaker, breaker, little mate. I forgot to tell ya -- around here you have to be QUIET. Or the rangers might hear ya. Now sit down, relax, enjoy the view. Nothing but abandoned opal mines far as the eye can see. And dead ahead is home sweet home."
  • (George C. Scott) "Let's see. The boy's got the eagle. I want the eagle. The boy won't give me the eagle. If I could just find the boy's weak spot, I could get him to tell me where the eagle is. But, the boy's only got one weak spot and that is the eagle. Maybe if I stuck him in a giant anthill, it'll loosen his tongue and then --"
  • (George C. Scott) "I GOTCHA."
  • (George C. Scott) "Say, where'd you get this pretty feather, boy?"
  • (Cody) "It was a present."
  • (George C. Scott) "Aw, that's real nice. Who gave it to ya?"
  • (Cody) "It's a -- secret."
  • (George C. Scott) "That's no secret, boy."
  • (George C. Scott) "You see, I already got the father."
  • (George C. Scott) "Now you just tell me where Mama and those little eggs are."
  • (Cody) "No."
  • (George C. Scott) "Did you take one of my eggs?"
  • (George C. Scott) "Open your mouth."
  • (George C. Scott) "These are NOT -- Joanna Eggs."
  • (George C. Scott) "I'll give you a Night down here to think about it."
  • (Cody) "I'm NEVER Telling."
  • (George C. Scott) "Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat."
  • (Cody) "My mom will call the Rangers."
  • (George C. Scott) "Oh, no. Not the Rangers. What'll I do? What'll I do? Don't let your ma call the Rangers, please."
  • (George C. Scott) "My poor baby boy got eaten by the crocodiles. Boo-hoo-hoo."
  • (George C. Scott) "It's all over, boy. Your bird's dead. Someone shot her. Shot her, right out of the sky. Bang."
  • (Cody) "No."
  • (George C. Scott) "What do you mean no? You calling me a liar? I heard it on the radio this morning, and she could have been mine if it wasn't for you. Now you better get out of here before I change my mind. G'on, git."
  • (Bernard) "Why is he letting him go?"
  • (Tristan Rogers) "It's gotta be a trick."
  • (George C. Scott) "Too bad about those eggs, eh, Joanna? They won't survive without their mother. Oh, well. Survival of the fittest, I guess."
  • (George C. Scott) "Bingo."
  • (George C. Scott) "Home, home on the range / Where the critters are tied up in chains / I cut through their sides / and I rip off their hides / and the next day I do it again. Everybody."

John Candy as Wilbur

  • (Doctor) "Mr. Albatross, we haven't operated yet."
  • (John Candy) "You've gotta catch me first, doctor."
  • (Doctor) "Mr. Albatross, please."
  • (John Candy) "Cowabunga."
  • (Doctor) "Mr. Albatross, we must return you to the operating room."
  • (John Candy) "You'll never take me alive."
  • (Doctor) "Please, don't do this. Your spine needs tender --"
  • (John Candy) "Ooh."
  • (Doctor) "-- loving --"
  • (John Candy) "AGH."
  • (Doctor) "-- care."
  • (John Candy) "M-my back."
  • (John Candy) "I can-I-it works. I'm cured."
  • (Doctor) "My back."
  • (John Candy) "Mugwomp Tower. Mugwomp Tower. This is Albatross 1-3 requesting permision to land. Over."
  • (Tristan Rogers) "Albatross? Let's see."
  • (Tristan Rogers) "Finch, wren, scrub bird, lorikeet, freckled duck, galah, kookaburra, parrot, cockatoo, albatro --"
  • (Tristan Rogers) "Alb-Albatross? It-It's a jumbo."
  • (Tristan Rogers) "Negative, 1-3. You'll have to turn back. Our runway isn't long enough for a bird your size."
  • (John Candy) "Not long enough? Look, pal. I can land this thing on a dime."
  • (Bernard) "Uh, Wilbur, if the runway isn't long enough --"
  • (John Candy) "Listen. You can't let these radar jockeys push you around. Just leave it to me, all right?"
  • (Tristan Rogers) "I say it again, mate, our runway is too short."
  • (John Candy) "And I say it again, "mate", I'm comin' in."
  • (Tristan Rogers) "Crazy Yank."
  • (John Candy) "Oh, I feel like I got my head in a vice."
  • (John Candy) "Oh."
  • (John Candy) "Throw another shrimp on the barbie, girls, 'cause here I come."
  • (John Candy) "Welcome to "Albatross Air: A Fair Fare From Here to There." You get it? "A fair fare." It's-It's a play on -- never mind."
  • (John Candy) "Help. Anybody. Bernard. Bianca. Where are you? Okay, that's it. I'm outta here. This is ridiculous. You can't leave me here alone. I'm gone. I am gone."
  • (John Candy) "Oh, no. Stay in those eggs. That's a direct order. Hey, you're kind of a cute little feller. Cootchie cootchie coo --"
  • (John Candy) "YEOW. WHOA. OHHHH."

Douglas Seale as Krebbs

  • (Cody) "There must be a way out of here."
  • (Douglas Seale) "Oh, there's a way out, all right."
  • (Wayne Robson) "There is?"
  • (Douglas Seale) "Absolutely. YOU'LL go as a wallet,"
  • (Douglas Seale) "YOU'LL go as a belt, and our dear Frank --"
  • (Wayne Robson) "No, no, no. I don't want to hear it."
  • (Douglas Seale) "Frank will go as --"
  • (Wayne Robson) "I can't hear you."
  • (Douglas Seale) "A purse."
  • (Wayne Robson) "Oh, no."
  • (Douglas Seale) "Oh, a lovely lady's purse."
  • (Wayne Robson) "I don't want to go as a purse. Please, please don't let him do it."

Tristan Rogers as Jake

  • (Tristan Rogers) "Has anyone considered trying "Open Sesame"?"
  • (Tristan Rogers) "Hey, it worked."
  • (Tristan Rogers) "So, um, which way are taking, uh, Suicide Trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's Ridge?"
  • (Bernard) "Su-Suicide Trail?"
  • (Tristan Rogers) "Good choice. More snakes, but less quicksand. Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek, you're scot free, that is until, um -- Dead Dingo Pass."
  • (Bernard) "Wa-wa-wait a minute, I don't-I don't see any-any of that-that stuff on the map."

Eva Gabor as Miss Bianca

  • (Bernard) "Bianca, there's something I need to talk to you about --"
  • (Eva Gabor) "It's all right, Bernard. I already know what you are going to say. Francois told me all about it."
  • (Bernard) "Francois? But how did he know?"
  • (Eva Gabor) "It doesn't matter. I think it's a wonderful idea."
  • (Bernard) "You do? You mean, you really want to?"
  • (Eva Gabor) "I don't think it's a matter of wanting, but a matter of duty."
  • (Bernard) "Du-duty? Well, I never thought of it -- Well, okay, how does -- next April sound?"
  • (Eva Gabor) "Heavens, no. We must act immediately, tonight."
  • (Bernard) "To-tonight? But Bianca, this is so sudden, I mean -- don't you at least need -- a gown or something?"
  • (Eva Gabor) "No, just a couple of khaki shorts and some hiking boots."
  • (Eva Gabor) "Oh, Bernard. You are magnificent. You are absolutely hero of the day."
  • (Bernard) "Miss Bianca, before anything else happens -- will you marry me?"
  • (Eva Gabor) "Oh, Bernard. Of course I will."
  • (Tristan Rogers) "Well done, mate."
  • (Eva Gabor) "We must leave tonight."
  • (John Candy) "Tonight?"
  • (John Candy) "Come on. You're kiddin' me, right?"
  • (John Candy) "Have ya looked outside? It's suicide out there."
  • (John Candy) "Oh, no. Ohhhhhhh, no. I'm afraid your jolly little holiday will have to wait."
  • (John Candy) "What a bunch of jokers."
  • (Eva Gabor) "But you don't understand. A boy needs our help. He's in trouble."
  • (John Candy) "Boy? You mean, little kid kinda boy?"
  • (Eva Gabor) "He was kidnapped."
  • (John Candy) "Kidnapped? Oh. That-that's awful. Lockin' up a little kid. Kids should be free. Free to run wild through the house on Saturday mornings, free to have cookies and milk, and get those little white mustaches, you know?"
  • (John Candy) "Nobody's gonna take a kid's freedom away while I'm around. Nobody ain't. Hear me?"
  • (Eva Gabor) "Does that mean you'll take us?"
  • (John Candy) "Storm or no storm, Albatross Airlines --"
  • (John Candy) "at your service."

Russi Taylor as Nurse Mouse

  • (Doctor) "Forceps."
  • (Russi Taylor) "Forceps."
  • (John Candy) "Oh, what now?"
  • (Doctor) "Spinal streculator."
  • (John Candy) "Oh, that's gonna hurt."
  • (Doctor) "Artery router."
  • (John Candy) "Mother."
  • (Doctor) "This is rusted tight. I wouldn't dream of using such tools. Bring me the epidermal tissue disrupter."
  • (John Candy) "The epidermal what?"
  • (John Candy) "OH. OH, NO. AAAH."

Wayne Robson as Frank

  • (Wayne Robson) "I've got it. All we've got to do is get the keys."
  • (Douglas Seale) "Oh, is that all? Well, then we've better start packing our bags."

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