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The Rescuers Quotes

The Rescuers is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Rescuers ended in 1970.

It features Wolfgang Reitherman, and Ron W. Miller as producer, and Artie Butler in charge of musical score.

The Rescuers is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Rescuers is 77 minutes long. The Rescuers is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Michelle Stacy as Penny, Bob Newhart as Bernard, Joe Flynn as Snoops, Bill McMillian as TV Announcer, George Lindsey as Deadeye, John Fiedler as Deacon Owl, Larry Clemmons as Gramps, and Bernard Fox as Mr. Chairman.

The Rescuers Quotes

Michelle Stacy as Penny

  • (Rufus the Cat) "What's wrong, Penny, honey?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Nothing."
  • (Rufus the Cat) "Come on now, come on. No secrets. You tell old Rufus, huh?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Well, it was adoption day at the orphanage."
  • (Rufus the Cat) "Well -- what happened?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "A man and lady came and looked at me, but they choosed a little red-headed girl. She was prettier than me."
  • (Rufus the Cat) "Aw, sh-sh-she couldn't be. You listen to me, darling. You're something extra-special."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "No I'm not."
  • (Rufus the Cat) "Why, some day a mama and a papa will come to the orphanage looking for a pretty lil' girl, just like you."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Honest?"
  • (Rufus the Cat) "I'll bet my whiskers on it."
  • (Madame Medusa) "Come in. Come in."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Did you wanna see me, ma'am?"
  • (Madame Medusa) "Why, yes, my dear. Don't be so shy."
  • (Madame Medusa) "Now, I'm going to let bygones be bygones. Do you know what would make Auntie Medusa very happy?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Yes, you want me to find that diamond."
  • (Madame Medusa) "That's right, dear."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "But I've tried as hard as I could. Honest."
  • (Madame Medusa) "Of course, you have. But we must try harder, mustn't we?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Then, please, will you take me back to the orphanage -- like you promised?"
  • (Madame Medusa) "Penny, don't you like it here? A big, beautiful boat all to yourself?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "But if I don't get back to the orphanage -- I'll never get adopted."
  • (Madame Medusa) "Adopted? What makes you think anyone would want a homely little girl like you?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Please bless Rufus, and Teddy -- And all the kids at the orphanage: Jennifer, Bobby, Mary, Julie. And please let someone find my bottle. There's a message in it. Because running away isn't working. Amen."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Brutus. Nero. Did you let that little brat escape again? You're too soft."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Wap. Wap."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Hey, Penny, that's not bad."
  • (Bianca) "That's exactly like Medusa."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Track her down, boys. Bring her back."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Oh, here. I brought you something."
  • (Rufus the Cat) "Land O Goshen. Cat-nip snaps."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "No, they're ginger snaps."
  • (Rufus the Cat) "Well, an old codger like me could use a little ginger."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "I taked two extra ones for lunch today. We're not s'posed to do that."
  • (Rufus the Cat) "You can trust me. I won't tattletale on you."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "I love you, Rufus."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "See there? The elevator."
  • (Bianca) "Oh, it's a perfect cage, Penny."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Great idea. Now, uh, what; what can we use for bait?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Oh, they'll eat anything."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "The water's coming in. Please pull me up."
  • (Madame Medusa) "Not until you get the diamond."

Bob Newhart as Bernard

  • (Bob Newhart) "Miss Bianca, make sure it's fastened good and tight."
  • (Bianca) "I can't. It'll wrinkle my dress."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Now, uh, what can we use for bait?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Oh, they'll eat anything."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Yeah, I know."
  • (Bianca) "Oh, look. The little girl's treasures."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Boy, the things kids collect."
  • (Bianca) "What did you do to make him so mad?"
  • (Bob Newhart) "Nothing, he's just a -- just a grumpy old lion."
  • (Bianca) "Well, after all, waking him up in the middle of the night. Wouldn't you be grumpy too?"
  • (Bianca) "Well, why don't we take the shortcut through the zoo?"
  • (Bob Newhart) "I don't know -- I mean it -- could be risky."
  • (Bianca) "Oh, come on. Remember our pledge? "Through storm and rain and dark of night; ""
  • (Bob Newhart) ""Never fail to do what's right." All right --"
  • (Bob Newhart) "Duty calls."
  • (Bob Newhart) "We did it, Bianca."
  • (Bianca) "Hooray. Oh, Bernard, Bernard, you're wonderful."
  • (Madame Medusa) "There -- goes -- my diamond."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Listen to this; it says here, 'Devil's Bayou is uncharted and hazardous. Each day's operations -- '"
  • (Bianca) "Mmm, interesting."
  • (Bob Newhart) "' -- must be-'"
  • (Bianca) "Good night, dear."
  • (Bob Newhart) "' -- planned with care and -- '"
  • (Bob Newhart) "Good night, Bianca."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Are -- Are- are you hurt, sir?"
  • (Orville) "Nope. One of my better landings, bud."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Are you- Are you all right, dear?"
  • (Bianca) "Why, she- she tried to kill us. That, that, that terrible woman. Oh, if I was only a ten-foot mouse, I'd show her."
  • (Bianca) "Doesn't he fly beautifully? And you wanted to take the train, you fraidy cat."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Fraidy cat? No, uh -- it's just that I like trains. I mean, they serve Roquefort, and --"
  • (Bob Newhart) "Pull up, pull up."
  • (Bob Newhart) "It's; It's no use, Bianca. Maybe Rufus the cat was right. Wh-what can two little mice do?"
  • (Unnamed) "R-E-S -- Rescue Aid Society, heads held high, touch the sky, you mean everything to me --"
  • (Bianca) "But, Bernard, the Society's counting on us. We can't quit now. Oh, and that little girl. We just have to rescue her."
  • (Unnamed) "R-E-S-C-U-E Rescue Aid Society, heads held high, touch the sky, you mean everything to me --"
  • (Bob Newhart) "What-wh-wh-what was that?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "That's where the water comes in. Oooh, I'm afraid to go over there."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Well, if I were a pirate, that's just where I'd hide the Devil's Eye. Eh, I'll go over and- check it out."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Come-"
  • (Bob Newhart) "come to think of it, If I was a pirate, I wouldn't, I wouldn't hide anything back there."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Flight leaves -- 6:45. Oh, no. We missed the flight. Miss Bianca, if you hadn't --"
  • (Bianca) "Oh, come on. You worry too much. You know that flights are always late."
  • (Orville) "Albatross flight 13 to tower. Albatross 13"
  • (Bianca) "Now, what did I tell you? We're lucky, Mr. Bernard."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Luck? Flight 13? Maybe we'd better take the train."
  • (Orville) "Wake up. Dab-drat it, somebody answer down there. Get off the dime. Hello? Hello? Is anybody down there?"
  • (Bob Newhart) "Uh, he-hello?"
  • (Orville) "Where the tuck have you been? Oh, you lazy knucklehead."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Well, we just got here, sir. You see, my co-agent insisted on packing her, uh --"
  • (Orville) "Look, bud. Am I clear to land? Traffic up here is thicker than- Wow. Dab-blast, you dirty road-hog. You crazy- Look. What is- You stupid lug-headed --"
  • (Bianca) "Uh, oh, what did he say, Mr. Bernard?"
  • (Bob Newhart) "I wouldn't dare repeat it."
  • (Bianca) "Well, then give him the permission to land."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Uh, Captain? You, uh, you have our permission to land."
  • (Orville) "Well, it's about time, bud."
  • (Bianca) "Captain, you fly beautifully. It's just like being on a "roller scoater"."
  • (Bob Newhart) "He just went through a red light."
  • (Bianca) "I do that all the time, darling. Now come on, stop worrying."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Wait a minute. She-she might catch us in her swampmobile."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "We'll swipe it. I've always wanted to drive it."
  • (Orville) "Say, bud, read the checklist to me."
  • (Bob Newhart) "Uh, oh, yeah. "Goggles down.""
  • (Orville) "Check."
  • (Bob Newhart) ""Wing flaps down.""
  • (Orville) "Check."
  • (Bob Newhart) ""Tail feathers.""
  • (Orville) "Double check."
  • (Bob Newhart) ""If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.""
  • (Orville) "And here we go."
  • (Bob Newhart) "-- eleven, twelve -- Oh no. There -- there are thirteen steps on this ramp."
  • (Bianca) "Why don't you jump the last one?"

Joe Flynn as Snoops

  • (Madame Medusa) "Snoops. Snoops, get down here."
  • (Joe Flynn) "W-W-What's up, Medusa? W-What's going on?"
  • (Madame Medusa) "Snoops, you don't have a way with children. You must gain their confidence -- make them like you."
  • (Joe Flynn) "Yeah? How do you do that?"
  • (Madame Medusa) "You FORCE them to like you, idiot."
  • (Madame Medusa) "Just look at it. Filled with power, for its owner."
  • (Joe Flynn) "Let me look at it."
  • (Joe Flynn) "I got -- Hey, that wasn't much of a look."
  • (Joe Flynn) "Welsher. Swindler. Chiseler."
  • (Madame Medusa) "Shut up, Snoops. And don't move. If either of you try to follow me, you'll get BLASTED."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "You give me my teddy bear. You promised."
  • (Madame Medusa) "Teddy goes with me, my dear. I've become quite attached to him."
  • (Joe Flynn) "Bring her right on in, boys. Come on."
  • (Joe Flynn) "So, you tried to run away. Ah, well, it didn't work, did it? Huh?"

Bernard Fox as Mr. Chairman

  • (Bernard Fox) ""To Morningside Orphanage, New York." Hmm. Most difficult to decipher. I can't make it out."
  • (Bianca) ""I am -- In a terrible -- terrible trouble." Oh. Oh, dear. It's all watered out. "H-h-hurry. Help. Penny.""
  • (Bernard Fox) "Penny? Morningside Orphanage? Huh. Dash it all, it's not much to go on, is it?"
  • (Bianca) "Oh. Oh, that poor little girl."
  • (Bianca) "Oh, that poor little girl. Oh, Mr. Chairman, can I please have this assignment?"
  • (Bernard Fox) "You? Miss Bianca? Why, this is unprecedented. I mean, It's not like it was in the old days, when it was a man's world. But, I guess there's a first time for everything."

Bill McMillian as TV Announcer

  • (Bill McMillian) "Penny, you were a brave little girl to do what you did all by yourself."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Oh, I didn't do it all by myself. Two little mice, from the Rescue Aid Society, helped me."
  • (Bill McMillian) "Mice? Rescue Aid Society?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Yes. They rescued me."
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Um, could I say hello to them?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "Hello, Bianca. Hi, Bernard."
  • (Bill McMillian) "You can; talk to these little mice?"
  • (Michelle Stacy) "All the time. Mice can talk like anybody. Didn't you know that?"
  • (Bill McMillian) "Well -- I didn't. But I do now, Penny."
  • (Bill McMillian) "And because of a courageous little girl named Penny, the world's largest diamond, the Devil's Eye, is now at the Smithsonian Institute. But what's even more important, folks, this little orphan's dream has come true. Today, she's being adopted. And here she is with her new mother and father."

George Lindsey as Deadeye

  • (Ellie Mae) "Are you ready to help rescue that little young 'un?"
  • (George Lindsey) "Sure enough, Ellie Mae."
  • (John Fiedler) "Hallelujah."
  • (Ellie Mae) "Luke. On your feet, you lazy critter."
  • (Luke) "Oh, uh- Shucks, Ellie Mae. I was just a-waitin' for someone to holler charge."
  • (Larry Clemmons) "Dag nab it. Let's cut out the jawin' and get it goin'."
  • (George Lindsey) "When old Gramps gets head up his nose gets plum out of joint."
  • (Ellie Mae) "Take it easy, Gramps. We gotta stay here 'til Evinrude brings us word from the mice."
  • (Larry Clemmons) "If that bug don't get here soon, they'll put that poor little girl down the black hole again."

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