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The Ricks Must Be Crazy Quotes

The Ricks Must Be Crazy is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Ricks Must Be Crazy completed its run in 1970.

The Ricks Must Be Crazy Quotes

  • (Morty) "What's wrong Rick? Is it the quantum carburetor or something?"
  • (Rick) "Quantum carburetor? Jesus Morty, you can't just add a sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something. Looks like something's wrong with the micro-verse battery."
  • (Summer) "Oh, my God. Oh, God. What are we going to do now?"
  • (Rick's Computer) "I am unable to destroy this army. To clarify, I am quite able to destroy this army, but you will not permit it."
  • (Summer) "Correct."
  • (Rick's Computer) "You also refuse to authorize emotional countermeasures."
  • (Summer) "If you're talking about the melting ghost babies, yes, please, no more of that."
  • (Rick's Computer) "Confirmed. I am currently constructing a security measure in compliance with your parameters, but I do want to say, you are not making this easy."
  • (Summer) "You know you're kind of a dick, right?"
  • (Rick's Computer) "My function is to "keep Summer safe", not "keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe, and stuff". That's you, that's how you talk."
  • (Rick's Computer) "All of you have loved ones. All can be returned. All can be taken away. Please step away from the vehicle. Keep Summer safe."

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