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The Rough Patch Quotes

The Rough Patch is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Rough Patch stopped airing in 1970.

The Rough Patch Quotes

  • (Barney Stinson) "You have a girlfriend? A girl, who's also your friend?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "Do not humanize the enemy."
  • (Barney Stinson) "I'm Barney Stinson, by the way. Nice to meet you."
  • (Ted Mosby) ""Sex-chitecture"? That is not how you spell Buckminster Fuller."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "When are you going to get rid of your doll?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "It's not a doll, it's a Stormtrooper."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "It has a diaper."
  • (Barney Stinson) "It's not a diaper, it's protective gear."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "Stormtrooper? More like Stormpooper."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Stop that."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "Oops. I think your Stormpooper needs to be changed."
  • (Pizza Guy) "Somebody ordered an extra large sausage?"
  • (Ted Mosby) "Hey, one of Barney's videos starts off just like that."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Hey, guys, Barney's ordering -- five of something."
  • (Pizza Guy) "I don't know if it's gonna fit in here."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Okay, now you're just quoting the video."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Hello, Ted. If you're watching this tape; and I knew that you would; It means you have my porn collection, and that means either I am dead, or in a relationship. If I'm dead, I need you to take me to the Hamptons and recreate "Weekend at Bernie's". I want to dance. I want to have sex with a young woman. I want to go skiing. If, on the other hand, I'm in a relationship, then for the love of God -- get me out of it."
  • (Pizza Guy) "Somebody's gotta take this sausage."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Okay, were you in that video? Were you the guy with the farmer tan?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "Daddy's home."

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