The Rundown Quotes

The Rundown is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Rundown completed its run in 1970.

It features Marc Abraham as producer, Harry Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score, and Tobias A. Schliessler as head of cinematography.

The Rundown is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Rundown is 104 minutes long. The Rundown is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Jon Gries as Harvey, Seann William Scott as Travis, Dwayne Johnson as Beck, Ewen Bremner as Declan, Christopher Walken as Hatcher, Rosario Dawson as Mariana, and Ernie Reyes, Jr. as Manito.

The Rundown Quotes

Jon Gries as Harvey

• (Jon Gries) "Somebody just shoot him."

• (Jon Gries) "You think they're dead?"
• (Christopher Walken) "What am I, psychic?"

Dwayne Johnson as Beck

• (Dwayne Johnson) "You know, back in the States, Brazil nuts like these go for $ a lb."
• (Rosario Dawson) "Well, those fell of the tree out back. And around here, we don't call them Brazil nuts."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "What do you call them?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "Well, we are in Brazil, so we just call them nuts."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Fair enough."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "I paid you."
• (Christopher Walken) "Well, fortunately, I had my fingers crossed the whole time."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "Who gives a s***?"

• (Dwayne Johnson) "Hey. I've got the keys to your cuffs."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Oh, s*** --"
• (Seann William Scott) "I'll tell you what you've got, pal. You've got problems."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "What are you doing?"
• (Seann William Scott) "I have to pee."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Pee in your pants, move."
• (Seann William Scott) "No."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Excuse me?"
• (Seann William Scott) "I've let you push me around this jungle for like five hours. Now if you wanna keep going, you're just gonna have to carry me. I guarantee I'm gonna pee on your head."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "You're threatening me? You're threatening me with pee?"
• (Seann William Scott) "Yeah -- If you don't let me pee here."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Fine, you win, pee."
• (Seann William Scott) "Will you unzip me?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "No, I'm not gonna unzip you. You have 30 seconds, PEE."
• (Seann William Scott) "How am I supose to pee with my hands cuffed behind my back?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Find a way."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "Mr Hatcher, are you out there?"
• (Christopher Walken) "What can I do for you, Mr. Beck?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "I have no desire to fight with you or your men. For that reason you have two options. Option A, you leave the Gato and the girl, and you walk out of town no questions asked."
• (Christopher Walken) "What's option B?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Option B? I make you."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Wrong choice."
• (Christopher Walken) "Lock down the town."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "You done beatin' me up? Let's go."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "I need you to make a choice for me."
• (Seann William Scott) "What choice?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Option A or Option B. Option A: we walk out of here nice and easy, we go back to the airstrip, and then we begin our long journey back to Los Angeles. There'll be no bruises, no broken bones, and no problems."
• (Seann William Scott) "What's in Los Angeles?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Your father."
• (Seann William Scott) "What's Option B?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Pretty much the opposite of A. But I wouldn't recommend that one."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "Knapmiller, you have two choices. Option "A," you give me the ring. Option "B," I make you give me the ring."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "I don't make deals with people like you."
• (Seann William Scott) "You don't even know me."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "You're just like every other jackass that I've taken down. First they try to run, then they try to fight, then they try to negotiate. And when that doesn't work, you're gonna do what all the others do when they realize it's over."
• (Seann William Scott) "Oh, yeah? What's that?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "You're gonna get down on your hands and knees and you're gonna beg me for a break. Well, guess what? I don't give breaks. No breaks."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "Not so fast, jungle boy."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "It's me. Oh yeah, he's here. But there's a problem, he's got the entire offensive line here. That's right, the entire offensive line. Why don't we just do this another night? Listen, they've got a legitimate shot at repeating this year, I do not want to hurt them."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "When I'm a guest in another man's house, I don't reach into his refrigerator without asking permission."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "I'm looking for a man."
• (Rosario Dawson) "What's your type?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "His name's Travis Walker."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "He's in his twenties, he's got sandy hair, a beard, wearing a blue shirt and jeans, right now he's got a real bewildered look on his face."

Seann William Scott as Travis

• (Seann William Scott) "Have you ever heard of the Gato du Diabo? It's a priceless object, forged out of pure gold. It's worth millions."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "I thought you said it was priceless."
• (Seann William Scott) "You do not want to argue semantics with a PhD candidate."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "PhD?"
• (Seann William Scott) "Yeah, I am very close to being Dr. Travis Walker."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "You dropped out of Stanford after two semesters, Einstein."

• (Seann William Scott) "What is that? That's like spinning Tarzan jujitsu?"

• (Seann William Scott) "Let me get this straight; you never use guns?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "No."
• (Seann William Scott) "Never."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Never."
• (Seann William Scott) "What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "No guns."
• (Seann William Scott) "Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you?"
• (Seann William Scott) "What do you say? Guns make you whooh-poco-loco? Bang-bang-crazy?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that."
• (Seann William Scott) "What kind of things?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Very bad things, Travis. Walk."
• (Seann William Scott) "What about knives?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Move."

• (Seann William Scott) "Well, it looks like your Wolfgang Stuck right here."

• (Seann William Scott) "Who do you think you are? You come into my town, you mess up my bar, you eyeball my woman --"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Eyeball your woman?"
• (Seann William Scott) "Oh -- it's on now."

• (Seann William Scott) "For what its worth, I hope you enjoy the fall."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "What fall?"
• (Seann William Scott) "This fall --"

• (Seann William Scott) "I can't get it out. Do you think you could-?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "No. Hell, no."

• (Seann William Scott) "Establish dominance. Establish dominance."

• (Seann William Scott) "I can only think of one word -- that fits something so beautiful. Mariana."
• (Rosario Dawson) "How much do you want?"

• (Seann William Scott) "Come on. Don't make it weird."

• (Seann William Scott) "So Angry."

• (Seann William Scott) "Caw-Caw. Caw-Caw. You're like a little birdie up there. Caw-Caw. Caw-Caw-Caw-Caw. Caw-Caw."

• (Seann William Scott) "You're dead. You're so dead."

• (Seann William Scott) "I'm just saying that whatever my father is paying you, I will double it."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "No."
• (Seann William Scott) "I'll quadruple it."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "No."
• (Seann William Scott) "I'll double it and quadruple it."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "No."
• (Seann William Scott) "You're being unreasonable."

• (Seann William Scott) "Here kitty, kitty, kitty."

• (Seann William Scott) "You're a very unpleasant individual, you know that?"

• (Seann William Scott) "I'll give you one more chance to reconsider."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "I'll give you one more chance to shut your mouth."
• (Seann William Scott) "Is that your final answer?"

• (Seann William Scott) "You don't understand the situation."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "You borrowed money from the guy. You shot the wrong guy. You slept with the wrong guy's wife. I-don't-care. Your mistake."

• (Seann William Scott) "So, wait a minute. She gets what she needs, you get what you need, and I get the shaft?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "I could always give her back the gun."
• (Seann William Scott) "I really don't like you."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Yeah well, I get that a lot."

Ewen Bremner as Declan

• (Ewen Bremner) "Rage, rage -- against the dying of the light -- for there shall be no mercy -- for any force that stands -- blocking this path of his righteousness. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA-TA-DA."

• (Ewen Bremner) "He, who heard the sound of thy holy trumpet, and took not warning. He hath clearly wandered too far from the word of God. And Cornelius Bernard Hatcher, your hour has come. Let's get it on, Big Boy. It's time to get back on the path."

• (Ewen Bremner) "Will you look at that, we can't land now."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Why? Why can't we land?"
• (Ewen Bremner) "Look, they got the bulls on the ground."
• (Dwayne Johnson) ""Bools on the grind"?"
• (Ewen Bremner) "Aye, the bulls. The cattle, look."

• (Ewen Bremner) "Walk by faith not by sight."

• (Ewen Bremner) "Boom Shaga-laga-tada."

• (Ewen Bremner) "He caught up with poor Mariana in the jungle and relieved her of her artifact."
• (Seann William Scott) "What'd you say?"
• (Ewen Bremner) "I said"
• (Ewen Bremner) ""he relieved her of her artifact." It's a word in the English language: "Art-i-fact.""

Christopher Walken as Hatcher

• (Christopher Walken) "I want hunting parties. Small ones. Find them. Find them."

• (Christopher Walken) "I suppose now we have a conversation where you enlighten me. How many more of you are out there? Enlighten me. Where are the rest of your compadres? Enlighten me."

• (Christopher Walken) "That's a lot of cows."

• (Christopher Walken) "I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth-fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here -- Wait a second, do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth-fairy? Explain it to them -- Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter. They've got my tooth. I want it back."

• (Christopher Walken) "You reached into the wrong refrigerator, Mr. Beck."

• (Christopher Walken) "Don't make waves."

• (Christopher Walken) "You're dead already. You just don't know it."

• (Christopher Walken) "Wow."

• (Christopher Walken) "Mr. Beck -- There's been a slight change in the narrative, an unexpected twist, you might say."

• (Christopher Walken) "Don't rock the boat."

• (Christopher Walken) "That's not the way to do business."

• (Christopher Walken) "Tell 'em to dig harder. If only it were that simple, eh, Mr. Beck?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "How do you know my name?"
• (Christopher Walken) "When a man of your dimensions travels all this way to visit a place like this -- it -- arouses the curiosity."

• (Christopher Walken) "Where you see Hell, I see a spellbinding sense of purpose. I see the value of keeping your eye on the ball. When a bride slips the ring on her finger, when a businessman lays his hands on a Rolex, when a rapper gets a shiny new tooth, this is that cost, Mr. Beck, my horror for their beauty, my Hell for their little slice of Heaven. Somebody's gotta keep his eye on the ball. That somebody is me, Mr. Beck. I am down here every day, keeping my eye on the ball. That's just a simple fact of life. And if you're bold enough to face that cold hard fact -- you can make a lot of money."

Rosario Dawson as Mariana

• (Rosario Dawson) "Don't pee in the water."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Why?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "A candiru, a vicious parasite will swim up the urine into your pau."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Swim up my what?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "Your pinto. It'll swim up your ding-dong. And once it gets in, you can't get it out."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Well, then what?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "They have to amputate."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh, not today."

• (Rosario Dawson) "American?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Yeah."
• (Rosario Dawson) "Where from?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Someplace that's got bartenders."

• (Rosario Dawson) "Manito wants to know who you think would win a fight between Mike Tyson and Muhammed Ali."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Ali, hands down."
• (Rosario Dawson) "He says, what about Tyson's power?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "s***. Tell him Ali would have done to Tyson what he did to Foreman in Africa."
• (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "Ah, Rumble. Rumble in the Jungle."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Tell him Ali was too smart."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Too smart, too fast. He would have used his jabs, bam, bam. He would have danced, played with his mind. Before you know it, bam. left to the body, bam. right to the head. Down goes Tyson."
• (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "Float like butterfly."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Sting like bee."

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