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The Rural Juror Quotes

The Rural Juror is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Rural Juror stopped airing in 1970.

The Rural Juror Quotes

  • (Josh Girard) "I had to let Tony watch me pee to get this tape."
  • (Jenna Maroney) "I've been booked on The View."
  • (Pete Hornberger) "Oh Jenna, that's great. For the first time in your life you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one."
  • (Jenna Maroney) "I know."
  • (Tracy Jordan) "I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?"
  • (Jack) "I have two ears and a heart, don't I?"
  • (Jack) "Look, Tracy; I can't just give you money. But what I can do is show you how you can earn all the money you need. You must know Arsenio --"
  • (Tracy Jordan) "Hall or Billingham?"
  • (Jack) "You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?"
  • (Tracy Jordan) "No."
  • (Jack) "We have a product we want you to give an endorsement to."
  • (Dr. Leo Spaceman) "I'll do it. What is it?"
  • (Jack) "It's called a Tracey Jordan Meat Machine, it's a duel press grill."
  • (Dr. Leo Spaceman) "Say no more, if it's giving people meat, then I'm on board."
  • (Barbara Walters) "Let's get personal. Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara."
  • (Jenna Maroney) "Yes, that's right."
  • (Barbara Walters) "When he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her?"
  • (Jenna Maroney) "It was hard on all of us, yes."
  • (Barbara Walters) "Flurg murg glurg flurg murg murg murg tennis murg murg. Was a murg murg flurg?"
  • (Jenna Maroney) "I'll always be his little girl."
  • (Barbara Walters) "Glurg."

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