The Saint's Vacation Quotes

The Saint's Vacation is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Saint's Vacation completed its run in 1970.

It features William Sistrom as producer, Bretton Byrd in charge of musical score, and Bernard Knowles as head of cinematography.

The Saint's Vacation is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Saint's Vacation is 61 minutes long. The Saint's Vacation is distributed by RKO Radio Pictures.

The cast includes: Arthur Macrae as Monty Hayward, Sally Gray as Mary Langdon, and Cecil Parker as Rudolph Hauser.

The Saint's Vacation Quotes

Cecil Parker as Rudolph Hauser

• (Cecil Parker) "Not one of your more successful murders, Templar."
• (Simon Templar, aka The Saint) "I may be able to show you a better one -- soon."

• (Cecil Parker) "You know, I can't believe you're quite as stupid as you pretend."

Sally Gray as Mary Langdon

• (Sally Gray) "Funny thongs men take on a holiday."

Arthur Macrae as Monty Hayward

• (Arthur Macrae) "I refuse to be involved in this any further."
• (Sally Gray) "Is he really going?"
• (Simon Templar, aka The Saint) "Yes, as far as the bar."

• (Arthur Macrae) "What's more, you can't hang a man for something he didn't do. I'm not as stupid as you think I am."
• (Cecil Parker) "That would be practically impossible."

• (Simon Templar, aka The Saint) "Remember, no one is to go into that bathroom except over your dead body."
• (Arthur Macrae) "Dead body?"

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