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The Scam Artist Quotes

The Scam Artist is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Scam Artist ended its run in 1970.

It features Cliff Hensley as producer.

The Scam Artist is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Scam Artist is 76 minutes long. The Scam Artist is distributed by IndieFlix.

The Scam Artist Quotes

  • (Sylvia) "Are those Zeiss?"
  • (Lenny) "The one and only. Perfect 20/20 vision, low-light and thermoptic modes, integrated targeting system, GPS and satellite uplink."
  • (Sylvia) "Wow. You can kill people and check your email all at the same time. That's really something."
  • (Sylvia) "This isn't aspirin. It's Chronotin. Father Time. The anti-aging drug? I looked last night."
  • (Lenny) "So what do you want? Your junior detective badge?"
  • (Winston Heinrich) "You're sitting in corporate territory now, Mr. Sands. And in this little piece of the world, the law begins and ends with me. Do not try my patience."
  • (David) "You know what the problem with daughters is, Winston? Sooner or later, they always end up getting f***ed."
  • (Tweedle-Dee) "Turn around, console jockey."
  • (Lenny) "Only a pro should even dream about doing what you want to do."
  • (David) "That's why I'm talking to you."

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