The Scarlett Getter Quotes

The Scarlett Getter is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Scarlett Getter ended its run in 1970.

The Scarlett Getter Quotes

• (Stan Smith) "Welco -- welcome home, space lothario. You might have slept with Scarlett, but I'm wearing your robe. Ha."
• (Roger the Alien) "Hey, that's my pooping robe. I can tell by all the poop on the edges."

• (Stan Smith) "So, uh, what do you think the CIA will do with the alien when you bring it in?"
• (Shannon Sharpe) "Oh they're going to dissect him like a frog, like Kermit. That's probably my favorite frog."

• (Shannon Sharpe) "Yo, nerds, any of you seen an alien?"
• (Steve Smith) "No, we're looking for panties."
• (Shannon Sharpe) "Oh, we're all looking for stuff."

• (Shannon Sharpe) "Shannon Sharpe, sharpening a machete, gonna catch an alien and eat some spaghetti."

• (Steve Smith) "Wh -- wh -- who took my panties, m-my women's panties th-that I was wearing? Has anyone seen my women's panties that I was wearing?"

• (Roger the Alien) "I think I'm going to ask her out."
• (Stan Smith) "You? You three-foot-tall, gray, disgusting piece of s***. Scarlett's an angel. You're a pig. She would never go for you."
• (Roger the Alien) "Listen, you, that hurts. I like to think of myself as a pretty strong person, but you -- you cracked it."

• (Roger the Alien) "You can't keep two girls on lockdown. You already got Francine. If you want to let her go, then I'll back off Scarlett. Of course, then, I'll plow Francine."
• (Francine Smith) "I'd let him, too. Dan Andsome-Handsome gives me quite the wide-on."

• (Stan Smith) "All right, Stan, don't make a scene. Just say something witty and exit on the laugh."
• (Stan Smith) "So jealous."

• (Avery Bullock) "You're a complicated man, Smith. I would love to do mushrooms with you."

• (Stan Smith) "So when did you realize Scarlett was an alien hunter?"
• (Roger the Alien) "Took a little longer than I'd prefer to admit. For a while, I just thought we were having super-kinky sex and then she cut off my face."

• (Snot Lonstein) "Steve, what the hell are you wearing?"
• (Steve Smith) "Ah, man. I must have grabbed a pair of Hayley's underwear from the dryer. This day can't get any worse."
• (Snot Lonstein) "Those are Hayley's? Let me smell them."
• (Steve Smith) "Snot, we're on the bus. I'm not going to take them off."
• (Snot Lonstein) "That's not what I asked."

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