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The Science of Sleep Quotes

The Science of Sleep is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Science of Sleep ended its run in 1970.

It features Georges Bermann as producer, Jean-Michel Bernard in charge of musical score, and Jean-Louis Bompoint as head of cinematography.

The Science of Sleep is recorded in English and originally aired in France. Each episode of The Science of Sleep is 106 minutes long. The Science of Sleep is distributed by Gaumont Film Company (France).

The cast includes: Charlotte Gainsbourg as Stéphanie, Gael García Bernal as Stephane, Sacha Bourdo as Serge, Alain Chabat as Guy, Aurélia Petit as Martine, and Pierre Vaneck as Monsieur Pouchet.

The Science of Sleep Quotes

Gael García Bernal as Stephane

  • (Gael García Bernal) "For the occasion of -- you're pretty."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "¡Un, dos, tres, cuatro."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Hi, and welcome back to another episode of "Télévision Educative". Tonight, I'll show you how dreams are prepared. People think it's a very simple and easy process but it's a bit more complicated than that. As you can see, a very delicate combination of complex ingredients is the key. First, we put in some random thoughts. And then, we add a little bit of reminiscences of the day -- mixed with some memories from the past."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "That's for two people. Love, friendships, relationships -- and all those "ships", together with songs you heard during the day, things you saw, and also, uh -- personal -- Okay, I think it's one."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "There it goes. Yes. Yes."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Okay, we have to run."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Are you trying to mock me on live television?"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "In dreams, emotions are overwhelming."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Will you marry me when you are seventy? You'd have nothing to lose."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "It's as if her synapses were married directly to her fingers."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "This girl is at once all the women that broke my heart. She is so beautiful and generous, and she's asking me to leave -- because she is dumping me."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "She's dumping me because I am a cheap drug dealer, and I am a drug dealer because she wants to leave me."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "The police are going to get me now, this is all my fault."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "I am your neighbor and a liar. By the way, do you have Zoe's number?"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "You can see real life in 3-D"
  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "Isn't life already in 3-D?"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Yeah but, come on."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "It's like touching your penis with your left hand."
  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "I don't have a penis."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "But you have a left hand."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "You know, sometimes I wear my jeans for more than a week until they're really bad. And it makes me feel closer to you"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Does she always dance like that?"
  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "Yeah."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "I mean, is it always like that? Or just when shes been drinking?"
  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "Do you have a problem with it?"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "No, I just can't imagine how anyone would end up doing that with Guy."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Fascinating."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "I don't want to be Spaghetti --"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "I like your boobs. They're very friendly and unpretentious."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "The brain is the most complex thing in the universe, and it's right behind the nose."

Sacha Bourdo as Serge

  • (Sacha Bourdo) "Guy is making me smell the sperm."
  • (Sacha Bourdo) "A heart that sighs has not what its desire."
  • (Sacha Bourdo) "Stéphane, talk with the heart."
  • (Aurélia Petit) "Yeah, be gentle."
  • (Alain Chabat) "f*** her."

Alain Chabat as Guy

  • (Alain Chabat) "f***, an artist, he'll never last"
  • (Alain Chabat) "Are you interested in Martine ?"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Martine from work ?"
  • (Alain Chabat) "No, Martin Scorsese."
  • (Alain Chabat) "It floats."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Yeah, it floats."
  • (Alain Chabat) "Now the fish can watch crappy shows from below."

Charlotte Gainsbourg as Stéphanie

  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "I have big hands."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "That means you have a large penis."
  • (Gael García Bernal) "-- That was inappropriate --"
  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "Randomness is very difficult to achieve."
  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "Stéphane?"
  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "How's your head?"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "It's okay. It's not normal though --"
  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "It's never going to be."
  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "Why me?"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Because everyone else is boring. And because you are different.You don't like me,Stèphanie."
  • (Charlotte Gainsbourg) "Why me?"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "Because everyone else is boring. And because you're different."

Pierre Vaneck as Monsieur Pouchet

  • (Pierre Vaneck) "What does he shave with, toast?"
  • (Gael García Bernal) "What's 'shave toast'?"

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