The Second Coming (TV serial) Quotes

The Second Coming is a Drama that appeared on TV in 2019 on ITV (TV network). The Second Coming ended its run in 2003.

The Second Coming lasted 2 episodes. It features Ann Harrison-Baxter as producer, and Murray Gold as composer. The Second Coming is executive produced by Nicola Shindler.

Each episode of The Second Coming is 145 min. long. The Second Coming is produced by Red Production Company.

The Second Coming Quotes

• (Unnamed) "It's like my brain's too small to hold it all in. Divinity sorta downloads in little bits."

• (Unnamed) "Evil is so lazy. God's got everything- life and love- and we're the opposite. We've got nothing."

• (Unnamed) "I know what you're like. I've been you. Knowing there is great evil and doing nothing about it. Keeping my head down, giving a quid to charity, signing a petition, joking about it down the pub, but doing nothing. Even now I want to do nothing, I want to go home, shut the door and pretend that nothing is happening. But I can't; because I was born the son of God. The son of God came to you before and gave you a testament, but you did nothing. This time, there'll be a third testament. A guide to living your lives today, and it will be written by you. In one week, I will be given the third testament, then we'll start again, every country, every religion. And, don't argue. All you Christians out there, don't say "We were right." Because I've seen what you've done. You stupid, stupid people. You've finally did it, I've seen it. Heaven is empty, while hell is bursting to the seems."

• (Unnamed) "After thirty you just keep piling on."
• (Unnamed) "If it's any consolation I'm not exactly Kate Moss."
• (Unnamed) "Nah, you look gorgeous. Surprised you're using the agency. Can't be short of offers."
• (Unnamed) "Divorced."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "Must be an idiot."
• (Unnamed) "I think he is, yeah."

• (Unnamed) "Do you love me?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "Are you the son of God?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."

• (Unnamed) "God is real, fact. Heaven is real, fact. Hell is real, and its fires are awaiting."

• (Unnamed) "Do you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? You lot? You cheeky bastards."
• (Unnamed) "They've taken him off. Stan, ITV."
• (Unnamed) "He swore. Two o'clock, BBC One. He swore."

• (Unnamed) "Jesus Christ."

• (Unnamed) "You'll have no trouble gettin' a shag. There's women off the internet beggin' to sleep wi yer."

• (Unnamed) "How does that song go? The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades."

• (Unnamed) "Just the one then gotta go?"
• (Unnamed) "Who says I'm going?"
• (Unnamed) "They usually do. Nice to see ya, never mind, bye."

• (Unnamed) "When judgement day comes; the Lord our God in heaven will find Stephen Baxter the man, and judge him a sinner."
• (Unnamed) "The Son of God will be sent to reign over hell. He's almost with us now. Just one more push; thanks to you."
• (Unnamed) "What have I done?"
• (Unnamed) "Lust."
• (Unnamed) "It's more than that. It's better then that."
• (Unnamed) "Does he love you? Sweet. Do you love him?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "That's when the devil gets thee in."

• (Unnamed) "I am salvation, and I'm taking you forward; all of you. A brand new gospel for the entire human race, coming soon. Stay tuned."

• (Unnamed) "You, are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you. Unraveled DNA, and at the same time you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing. Do you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? You lot? Cheeky bastards. You're running around science like kids with guns, creating a new world, while the world you've got is stinking, but, hands up, hands up anyone who thinks you've got it right. Yeah, there's always one. I can see you. If you want the position of God then take the responsibility."

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