The Shield Quotes

The Shield is a Crime drama that debuted in 2002 on FX (TV channel). The Shield ended its run in 2008.

The Shield lasted 7 seasons and 88 episodes. It features Michael Chiklis as producer, and Rohn Schmidt as head of cinematography. The Shield is executive produced by Shawn Ryan. The Shield is created by Shawn Ryan.

The Shield is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Shield is 45-50 minutes long. The Shield is produced by MiddKid Productions and distributed by Sony Pictures Television.

The cast includes: Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell as Vic Mackey, Benito Martinez as David Aceveda, and David Rees Snell as Ronnie Gardocki.

The Shield Quotes

Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell as Vic Mackey

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Sir, I'm telling you, the kid had no choice. The dog was reaching. It was kill or be killed."
• (Captain Monica Rawling) "Oh come on, Roy. The dog had a piece, he was gonna use it."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "You having a sidewalk sale and didn't invite us, Taylor, I thought we was on yo mailing list."

• (Trish) "Better than going home to an empty bed."
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Well, I can't help you with that. At least, not tonight."

• (Shane Vendrell) "It was gonna be a surprise."
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "It is. A bad one."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Well maybe in your own mind, amigo. But in the real world, I don't answer to you. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on Cinco de Mayo."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Write what I tell you."
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "L. I. F. E. New word, new word. S. U. X."
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Looks like you're going to die a bad speller."

• (Taylor) "Are you gonna hold this third strike over me for the rest of my life?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "I could lie to you. But I have far too much respect for you as a person. Yes I am."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Wipe those smiles off your faces ya s*** heads. You don't score points with me bagging twelve year olds."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "I don't speak ebonics, s***head."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "I'll never forget what you guys did for me."
• (Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky) "Don't worry, we won't let you."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "How's your stomach now?"
• (Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky) "It'll be better when this is done."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Put your clothes on, get out of here, and change your taste in men."

• (Holland Wagenbach) "You ever hear of a Canadian super pot?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "What, you looking to buy a bag?"

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Get over it and don't bring it up again."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Just attack it like you're hungry. Like the wolf."

• (Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky) "I don't like this."
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Well pretend."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Cute kid."
• (Shane Vendrell) "Thanks. He's got his mother's looks."
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Thank God."

• (Detective Trish George) "Thanks for making me queen."
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Enjoy your kingdom."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Until now I've tolerated you. Come near my men again -- I'm gonna lose patience."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "How'd he die?"
• (Unnamed) "Take your pick. Cirrhosis, malnutrition, official cause was suffocation. Aspirated on his own vomit."
• (Unnamed) "Christ, this guy was the Assistant Police Chief? What happened?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Take your pick."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Well, seeing as you and Claudette's Wonder Twin Powers aren't fully activated yet, I'll do you a favor and pick up the slack on this one."

• (Lauren Riley) "They brought us out here because of a song?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Just think of it as quality time."

• (Detective Trish George) "You like Chinese?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Sometimes."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Maybe it would help to recreate the crime: "Ai, Dios mio. I'm burning.". Hey, hey Smitty. Get these two to the morgue ASAP."
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Why are you a better deal for me than Rondell?"
• (Tio) "I don't use my own product. Rondell does. More and more."

• (Captain Monica Rawling) "Let me guess; you're either with Vic Mackey or you're against him."
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Keeps things simple."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Hey, option one is: we take him alive. But feel free to consider option two."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "He sees the uniform and runs? He did it."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Hi. I'm detective Vic Mackey."
• (Unnamed) "These your men?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "It depends. What did they do?"

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Partner up with a criminal? I can name one flaw in that plan."
• (Shane Vendrell) "Only one?"

• (Claudette Wyms) "You gonna be able to handle him?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Oh, yeah. I'll make him sing."

• (Shane Vendrell) "Can I get your autograph, man?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Yeah, like on a confession?"

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "You still got that boyfriend?"
• (Lauren Riley) "You still got that wife?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "No. You still got that boyfriend?"

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Excuse me while I get a Kleenex for the rest of this sob story."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Since when did you get an ulcer?"
• (Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky) "Since the Armenian mob started looking for me."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "I don't step aside. I step up."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Pack up your s*** and get on the first donkey back to home."

• (Unnamed) "You guys have anything to declare?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Just that is great to be back in the States."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "I'm gonna be checking in on him from time to time. I better like what I see."

• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "A lot of people wanna know what evil looks like."

David Rees Snell as Ronnie Gardocki

• (David Rees Snell) "They take skin from your butt --"
• (Shane Vendrell) "These jokes just write themselves."

Benito Martinez as David Aceveda

• (Benito Martinez) "I'll go play good cop."
• (Holland Wagenbach) "I've already played good cop."
• (Benito Martinez) "Well, I'll play better cop."

• (Benito Martinez) "No, thank you."
• (Lt. Tom Kavanaugh) "Come on, this is a fresh pack; it's Juicy Fruit."
• (Benito Martinez) "I said no; thank you."
• (Lt. Tom Kavanaugh) "You hold it out long enough, some people feel compelled to take the gum. It's a sign they'll crack under pressure."
• (Benito Martinez) "I know."

• (Unnamed) "Help. Help. HELP."
• (Benito Martinez) "What's going on in here?"
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Nothing."
• (Walton Goggins as Shane Vendrell) "Really."

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