The Silence of the Hams Quotes

The Silence of the Hams is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Silence of the Hams completed its run in 1970.

It features Parmer Fuller in charge of musical score, and Jacques Haitkin as head of cinematography.

The Silence of the Hams is recorded in English and originally aired in Italy, and United States. Each episode of The Silence of the Hams is 81 minutes long. The Silence of the Hams is distributed by October Films.

The cast includes: Dom DeLuise as Dr. Animal, Billy Zane as Jo, Ezio Greggio as Antonio, Charlene Tilton as Jane, Billy Zane as Joe, Shelley Winters as Mother, Martin Balsam as Detective Martin Balsam, and Shelley Winters as Mrs. Motel.

The Silence of the Hams Quotes

Shelley Winters as Mrs. Motel

• (Shelley Winters) "That's not the mummy. Place your bets; 6 to 1. 6 to 1."

• (Shelley Winters) "My son is alive. Who the f*** did I kill?"

Ezio Greggio as Antonio

• (Ezio Greggio) "Goodbye."
• (Martin Balsam) "Goodbye."
• (Ezio Greggio) "Goodbye"
• (Martin Balsam) "Goodbye."
• (Ezio Greggio) "Goodbye."
• (Martin Balsam) "Goodbye."
• (Ezio Greggio) "Goodbye."
• (Martin Balsam) "Goodbye."
• (Ezio Greggio) "Goodbye."
• (Ezio Greggio) "What a jerk, he left without saying "goodbye"."

• (Ezio Greggio) "I did not get your name. Nobody ever comes by here anymore, it's hard to remember them all."
• (Charlene Tilton) "Jane."
• (Ezio Greggio) "Ah, Jane. Like my cousin Maria."

• (Ezio Greggio) "The tension was so thick, and the music so pretentious, they knew they must be getting close --"

Dom DeLuise as Dr. Animal

• (Dom DeLuise) "What are you most afraid of?"
• (Billy Zane) "Anchovies."
• (Dom DeLuise) "Good answer."

• (Dom DeLuise) "Iggy-boo."
• (Billy Zane) ""Iggy-boo"? What's that?"
• (Dom DeLuise) "My happy noise."

Billy Zane as Joe

• (Unnamed) "Dr. Animal's intelligence goes beyond the borders of the human mind, his savagery goes beyond the borders of the animal mind."
• (Billy Zane) "How could he go beyond so many borders without a passport?"

• (Billy Zane) "You know, you look better in pictures."
• (Martin Balsam) "You should see me in a bikini."

Martin Balsam as Detective Martin Balsam

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