The Slumber Party Massacre Quotes

The Slumber Party Massacre is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Slumber Party Massacre ended its run in 1970.

It features Amy Holden Jones as producer, Ralph Jones in charge of musical score, and Stephen L. Posey as head of cinematography.

The Slumber Party Massacre is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Slumber Party Massacre is 76 minutes long. The Slumber Party Massacre is distributed by New World Pictures.

The Slumber Party Massacre Quotes

• (Jeff) "You know how girls love to scream."

• (Courtney) "How come you weren't invited to the party?"
• (Valerie) "I was, I just turned them down so I could take care of my darling little sister."
• (Courtney) "Like hell."
• (Valerie) "As the famous Jim Jones once said, 'Shut up and drink your Kool-Aid'."

• (Mrs. Devereaux) "You lock all the doors and windows."
• (Trish) "Mom, I'm eighteen years old, remember?"
• (Mrs. Devereaux) "You will always be my baby."

• (Jackie) ""Your power with the opposite sex will get you ahead.""
• (Diane) "Not too bad."
• (Jackie) "Depends on whose head."

• (Trish) "Diane. You're a snob."
• (Diane) "Hey, only the best people are, you know?"

• (Diane) "I love it, too. You think I'm getting better?"
• (Diane) "I think our first amendment's been violated."
• (Trish) "Not the word I would have chosen."

• (Mrs. Devereaux) "Trish, the chips are under the sink and there's soda in the fridge, and our number at the hotel is right by the phone."
• (Trish) "Okay, Mom, everything will be fine."

• (John Minor) "Holy s***, I think you broke my back."
• (Valerie) "John Minor, what're you doing scaring me to death like that?"
• (John Minor) "I won't do it again, that's for sure."
• (Valerie) "You better learn to fall better, you could get hurt."

• (Trish) "Look, what do you have against Valerie, anyway?"
• (Diane) "Nothing. She drinks too much milk."

• (Diane) "Y'know, I think your tits are getting bigger."
• (Unnamed) "MINE?"

• (Jackie) "What do all the guys see in Diane anyway?"
• (Trish) "She's beautiful."
• (Jackie) "I think she's got a big mouth."
• (Kim) "Hey, it's not the size of your mouth; it's what's in it that counts."
• (Trish) "What I don't see is what she sees in John Minor."
• (Kim) "Maybe what we don't see."
• (Trish) "Hey, it's not how big it is, remember?"
• (Kim) "It's what's in it that counts."

• (Trish) "Who is it?"
• (Jackie) "We're here for the orgy."
• (Kim) "Let us in. Let us in. Hurry."

• (Russ Thorn) "You're pretty. All of you are very pretty. I love you. It takes a lot of love for a person to -- do this. You know you want it. You'll like it. Yes --"
• (Trish) "No -- please -- I don't even know you."

• (Linda) "I don't know if I can go. My mom's on my case about my grades."
• (Jeff) "Mine too, but I'll be there."

• (Trish) "That's odd; none of the fuses are blown, but some of them are missing."

• (Jeff) "Who is it?"
• (Russ Thorn) "Pizza. Delivery."
• (Jeff) "What's the damage?"
• (Russ Thorn) "Six -- so far."

• (Jeff) "I don't think I've been giving Kim the attention she deserves."

• (Russ Thorn) "One, two, three, four -- four -- s***."

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