The Soup Nazi Quotes

The Soup Nazi is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Soup Nazi ended its run in 1970.

The Soup Nazi Quotes

• (Soup Nazi) "No soup for you."

• (Customer) "Uh, gazpacho, por favor."
• (Soup Nazi) "Por favor?"
• (Customer) "Um, I'm part Spanish."
• (Soup Nazi) "Adios, muchacho."

• (George Costanza) "Good afternoon. One large crab bisque to go."
• (George Costanza) "Bread. Beautiful."
• (Soup Nazi) "You're pushing your luck little man."
• (George Costanza) "Sorry. Thank you."
• (Elaine Benes) "Hi there. Um, uh;"
• (Elaine Benes) "Oh. Oh. Oh. One mulligatawny and, um -- what is that right there? Is that lima bean?"
• (Soup Nazi) "Yes."
• (Elaine Benes) "Never been a big fan."
• (Elaine Benes) "Um -- you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah. Who-ah."
• (Soup Nazi) "Very good. Very good."
• (Elaine Benes) "Well, I --"
• (Soup Nazi) "You know something?"
• (Elaine Benes) "Hmmm?"
• (Soup Nazi) "NO SOUP FOR YOU."
• (Elaine Benes) "What?"
• (Soup Nazi) "COME BACK ONE YEAR. NEXT."

• (George Costanza) "Medium turkey chili."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Medium crab bisque."
• (George Costanza) "I didn't get any bread."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Just forget it. Let it go."
• (George Costanza) "Um, excuse me, I; I think you forgot my bread."
• (Soup Nazi) "Bread, $2 extra."
• (George Costanza) "$2? But everyone in front of me got free bread."
• (Soup Nazi) "You want bread?"
• (George Costanza) "Yes, please."
• (Soup Nazi) "$3."
• (George Costanza) "What?"
• (Soup Nazi) "NO SOUP FOR YOU."

• (Ray) "Look at this."
• (Bob) "It's an antique."
• (Ray) "It's all handmade, and I love the inlay."
• (Bob) "Yes, yes. Me too. Ai it's gorgeous, completely. Pick it up."
• (Bob) "No no. Pick it up from the bottom over there."
• (Cosmo Kramer) "W-W-W-Wait. What are you doing?"
• (Bob) "What does it look like we are doing? We're taking this."
• (Cosmo Kramer) "You can't take this. It belongs to a friend of mine."
• (Bob) "Look, you want to get hurt? I don't think you want to get hurt, because if you want to get hurt, I can hurt you. Now just back off."
• (Ray) "Bob --"
• (Bob) "Just pick it up."
• (Cosmo Kramer) "What is this, huh?."
• (Bob) "You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding? We're taking the armoire, and that's all there is to it. Okay?"

• (Elaine Benes) "You're through, Soup Nazi. No more soup for you."
• (Elaine Benes) "NEXT."

• (Jerry Seinfeld) "What are you gonna get?"
• (Sheila) "I'll decide at the last minute."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "You better decide, sister. You're on deck."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Sheila."
• (Soup Nazi) "HEY."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Uh oh."
• (Soup Nazi) "What is this? You're kissing in my line? NOBODY KISSES IN MY LINE."
• (Sheila) "I can kiss anywhere I want to."
• (Soup Nazi) "You just cost yourself a soup."
• (Sheila) "HOW DARE YOU. C'mon Jerry, we're leaving."
• (Sheila) "Jerry?"
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Do I know you?"

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