The Specials (film) Quotes

The Specials (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Specials stopped airing in 1970.

It features Mark A. Altman as producer, Brian Langsford in charge of musical score, and Eliot Rockett as head of cinematography.

The Specials (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Specials (film) is 100 minutes long. The Specials (film) is distributed by Fluid Entertainment, and Regent Entertainment.

The cast includes: Jenna Fischer as College Girl, Judy Greer as Deadly Girl, Jamie Kennedy as Amok, Mike Schwartz as U.S. Bill, Michael Weatherly as Verdict, and Melissa Joan Hart as Sunlight Grrrll.

The Specials (film) Quotes

Judy Greer as Deadly Girl

• (Minute Man) "What's it like, summoning demons?"
• (Judy Greer) "They do your will, and that makes you feel good about yourself."

• (Judy Greer) "I used to think I didn't need a family. I mean, I had the demons and the walking skeletons. But the difference between a walking skeleton and a kid is, a kid won't eat the soft parts of your face while you're sleeping."

• (Minute Man) "I'm thinking of changing my name."
• (Judy Greer) "Change it to what?"
• (Minute Man) "To -- 'Small'"
• (Judy Greer) "Small-Man?"
• (Minute Man) "No, just 'Small'"
• (Judy Greer) "Well that's pretty stupid."
• (Minute Man) "It's better than Mr. Smart."
• (Judy Greer) "It's better than Captain c***face too."
• (Minute Man) "Whatever."

• (Judy Greer) "Ted might have been right about some things. Like drinking; last week I got drunk at a bar mitzvah, unthinkingly summoned forth demons and -- they ate a kid."

Michael Weatherly as Verdict

• (Michael Weatherly) "You know what first ran through my head, when I discovered I was the world's strongest man?"
• (The Weevil) "No."
• (Michael Weatherly) "Think of the p*****, Weevil."
• (The Weevil) "What's a p*****-weevil?"

• (Michael Weatherly) "You know what first ran through my head when I discovered I was the world's strongest man?"
• (The Weevil) "No."
• (Michael Weatherly) "Think of the p*****, Weevil."
• (The Weevil) "The p*****weevil?"

Melissa Joan Hart as Sunlight Grrrll

• (Melissa Joan Hart) "We saw the news. You and the Losers called it a day?"
• (Judy Greer) "We?"
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "The Femme Five. I'm here to ask you to join."
• (Judy Greer) "Well then you'd be the Femme Six."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "There are already eight of us. Traditional counting is an oppressive patriarchal tool."
• (Judy Greer) "I'll think about it. But in the meantime, get off my f***ing lawn, whore."

Jamie Kennedy as Amok

• (Jamie Kennedy) "We may not be the prettiest, or the smartest, or the most powerful. But we don't exist for the beautiful people of the world, Ted. We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek."

• (Jamie Kennedy) "Sex? It's difficult. I get charged up, the anti-matter starts flying, next thing you know I'm humping a chick without an ass. I shoulda just stayed home."

• (Jamie Kennedy) "Those pants make you look like you don't have any cock. Did I ever tell you that?"

Mike Schwartz as U.S. Bill

• (Mike Schwartz) "This is the basement. Want to see the furnace?"
• (Nightbird) "That's okay."
• (Mike Schwartz) "It's hot. Don't press your face against it for too long or you get red streaks on you for, like, a month."

• (Minute Man) "God damn it, Ted, if you were my siamese twin I'd f***ing kill you."
• (Mike Schwartz) "What does that mean?"

• (Mike Schwartz) "With super powers comes super responsibility. For instance, when you see a little girl, I'm urnating on that"

Jenna Fischer as College Girl

• (Jenna Fischer) "Hey, are you Minuteman? Can we have your autograph?"
• (Minute Man) "My-noot Man. Do I look like a soldier from the Revolutionary War? I don't think so. Am I wearing a three-cornered hat? No. I turn small. Think."

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