The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Quotes

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie ended its run in 1970.

It features Stephen Hillenburg, and Julia Pistor as producer, Gregor Narholz in charge of musical score, and Jerzy Zieliński as head of cinematography.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie is 87 minutes long. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Rodger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles, Jeffrey Tambor as SpongeBob SquarePants, Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star, Alec Baldwin as Dennis, Mr. Lawrence as Plankton, Jeffrey Tambor as King Neptune, Scarlett Johansson as Mindy, Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Puff, Carolyn Lawrence as Sandy Cheeks, Mageina Tovah as Usher, Dee Bradley Baker as Perch Perkins, and Lori Alan as Pearl.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Quotes

Jeffrey Tambor as SpongeBob SquarePants

• (Waiter) "Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Oh, my head."
• (Waiter) "Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "My"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "-- friend?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be --"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Mr. Krabs."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "He's right."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "There's no shower at work."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Waiter. Oh, waiter. Waiter. Wai-toor. Waiter."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Oh. Sorry, Plankton. Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?"

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm ready,promotion -- I'm ready,promotion -- Eww, I think I stepped in something."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Ooh."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called --"

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Oh, no, how will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
• (David Hasselhoff) "I can take you there."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Who are you?"
• (David Hasselhoff) "I'm David Hasselhoff."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Hooray."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "So, uh, where's your boat?"
• (David Hasselhoff) "Boat?"

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm ready. Promotion."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Yeah. I did it."
• (Alec Baldwin) "You've got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip em out of you."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of --"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Uh, SpongeBob --"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm making a complete what of myself?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob. You didn't get the job."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Waiter, let's get another round over here. Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Whoo."

• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "But before we begin the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Yeah. Yeah. OWW. OW-HOWW. Yeah, now we're talking. Yeah. OWWW. Shhh."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "All right folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick, and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called -- "WAITER.""

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Take it easy, friend, I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be juust fine."
• (Phil) "I'm really scared here, man."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "You got a name?"
• (Phil) "Phil"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "You got a family Phil?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Come on Phil, stay with me, lets hear about that family."
• (Phil) "I got a wife, and two beautiful children"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Thats what it's all about. I want you to do me a favour Phil."
• (Phil) "What?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Say cheese."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Order Up."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I am 100-percent MAN. And this MAN has got something to say to you."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "There. I think I made my point."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Are you crazy? I was just gonna say that your fly is down. Manager. This is the greatest day of my life."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Have this pole executed at once."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "We're going to the place where all the action is."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Waiter."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "That's me."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Well, good luck with that. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "You don't understand. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, between you and me -- my hair is thinning a bit."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Oh, Your Majesty, I'm sure it's not that noticea --"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Bald. Bald. Bald."
• (Unnamed) "BALD. BALD BALD. BALD. BALD."
• (Fish) "MY EYES."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "All right, all right."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?"
• (Mr. Lawrence) "No, I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Well, good luck with that."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Yes."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Ah."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Okay. see you at the ceremony."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm ready. Depression."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I don't know what Plankton's paying you -- But maybe these can make it worth your while."
• (Alec Baldwin) "You think I can be bought with five -- what are these?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "That, sir, is five Goober dollars, legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I have to tell you something, Squidward."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "For your information, we are not kids, we are men."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Talk to me, Krabs."
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Get a hold of yourself, Eugene."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm going in."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Yay. Yeah. Yeah. Now we're talking. Yeah."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "There is nothing else I can do."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti -- What? Mindy, will you butt out? I will not have you stalling this execution."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Stalling? I'm not stalling anything."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Yes, yes you are. You're doing it right now."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "I'm stalling?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Yes."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Stalling."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Stalling."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "I'm stalling."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Yes."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion --."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Mindy, what is this?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Your crown?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "And do you know what it does?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Cover up your bald spot?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "It's not bald. It's -- thinning."

• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob. You didn't get the job."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "What?"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "You -- did not -- get -- the job."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "But -- but why?"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Ah, SpongeBob. You're a great frycook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it. He's more -- mature than you."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm not -- mature?"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Ah, lad. I mean this in the nicest of ways. But there's a word for what you are, and that word is -- now, let's see --"
• (Unnamed) "Dork?"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "No, wait, that's not right, not a dork, uh --"
• (Lori Alan) "A goofball?"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Closer, but no, no, no."
• (Unnamed) "A ding-a-ling."
• (Unnamed) "Wingnut."
• (Old Lady) "A Knucklehead McSpazatron."
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Okay, that's enough."
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kidager." You understandager- I mean, you understand?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I guess so, Mr Krabs."
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "SpongeBob?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm ready -- depression -- I'm ready -- depression --"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Poor kid."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Ah. Dennis."
• (Alec Baldwin) "Did you miss me?"

Rodger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles

• (Rodger Bumpass) "One-hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "With cheese, Mr. Squidward. With cheese."

• (Rodger Bumpass) "SpongeBob. What are you DOING in here?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I have to tell you something, Squidward."
• (Rodger Bumpass) "Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "There's no shower at work."
• (Rodger Bumpass) "What do you WANT?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I just wanted to let you know I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today."
• (Rodger Bumpass) "GET OUT."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony."

• (Rodger Bumpass) "One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese."

• (Rodger Bumpass) "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here."

• (Rodger Bumpass) "I listen to public radio."

• (Rodger Bumpass) "Who turned on the AC?"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "Mr Krabs. Oh no, this is terrible. Who's going to sign my paycheck?"

• (Rodger Bumpass) "Chum Bucket? Free? Kabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?"

Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Mr. Lawrence as Plankton

• (Mr. Lawrence) "Plan Z. I love ya."

• (Mr. Lawrence) "His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something."
• (Karen the Computer) "Weeeee."
• (Mr. Lawrence) "Karen?"

• (Mr. Lawrence) "Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now."
• (Karen the Computer) "Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. My sensors indicate that they're on their way to find the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints."
• (Mr. Lawrence) "Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator."

• (Mr. Lawrence) "OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Eww, I think I stepped in something."
• (Mr. Lawrence) "Not in something, ON SOMEONE, you twit."

• (Mr. Lawrence) "Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet -- from A to Y."
• (Karen the Computer) "A to Y?"
• (Mr. Lawrence) "Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet."
• (Karen the Computer) "What about Z?"
• (Mr. Lawrence) "Z?"
• (Karen the Computer) "Z -- The letter after Y --"
• (Mr. Lawrence) "W, X, Y -- Z. Plan Z. Here it is, just like you said."
• (Karen the Computer) "Oh, boy."
• (Mr. Lawrence) "It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail."

• (Mr. Lawrence) "Plan Z. I love Plan Z."

• (Mr. Lawrence) "Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby."

Alec Baldwin as Dennis

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Scarlett Johansson as Mindy

• (Scarlett Johansson) "With my mermaid magic, I'll turn you into men."
• (Unnamed) "Mermaid Magic?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Shhh."

Mageina Tovah as Usher

• (Captain Bart the Pirate) "You know, David Hasselhoff was a great artist."
• (Mageina Tovah) "Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave."
• (Captain Bart the Pirate) "What?"
• (Captain Bart the Pirate) "Say that again, if you dare."
• (Mageina Tovah) "You folks have to leave."
• (Captain Bart the Pirate) "Okay."

Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Puff

• (Mary Jo Catlett) "We paid nine dollars for this?"
• (Carolyn Lawrence) "I paid ten."

• (Mary Jo Catlett) "We paid nine dollars for this?"
• (Carolyn Lawrence) "And I paid ten."

Dee Bradley Baker as Perch Perkins

• (Dee Bradley Baker) "First of all, congratulations Mr Krabs."
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Hello, I like money."
• (Dee Bradley Baker) "What inspired you to build the a second Krusty Krab right next to the original?"
• (Mr. Eugene H. Krabs) "Money."

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