The Stake Out (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Stake Out (Seinfeld) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Stake Out ended in 1970.

The Stake Out (Seinfeld) Quotes

• (Jerry) "Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal."

• (George Costanza) "She calls me up at my office, she says, "We have to talk.""
• (Jerry) "Uh, the four worst words in the English language."
• (George Costanza) "That, or "Whose bra is this?""
• (Jerry) "That is worse."

• (Jerry) "So, do you date immature men."
• (Vanessa) "Almost exclusively."

• (George Costanza) "Don't get worked up, because you're going to know the whole story the minute she walks off the plane."
• (Jerry) "Really, how?"
• (George Costanza) "Because it's all in the greeting. If she puts the bags down before she greets you, that's a good sign."
• (Jerry) "Right."
• (George Costanza) "Anything in the lip area is good."
• (Jerry) "Lip area, yeah."
• (George Costanza) "A hug, definitely good."
• (Jerry) "Hug is good. Although what if its one of those hugs, where the shoulders are touching, and the hips are 8 feet apart."
• (George Costanza) "Those are brutal."
• (Jerry) "You know how they do that."
• (George Costanza) "Also, you know a shake is bad."
• (Jerry) "Right, a shake is bad. But what if its the two-hander? The hand on the bottom, the hand on the top, the warm look in the eyes."
• (George Costanza) "The hand sandwich."
• (Jerry) "Right."
• (George Costanza) "Well, that is open to interpretation because so much depends on the layering, and the quality of the wetness in the eyes."
• (George Costanza) "The surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn't in the manual."

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