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The Statue (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Statue (Seinfeld) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Statue ended its run in 1970.

The Statue (Seinfeld) Quotes

  • (George Costanza) "Oh my god, it's exactly the same."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "What?"
  • (George Costanza) "When I was 10 years old, my parents had this very same statue on the mantel of our apartment. Exactly. And one day, I grabbed it. I was using it as a microphone. I was singing "MacArthur Park", and I got to the part about "I'll never have the recipe again" and it slipped out of my hand and broke. My parents looked at me like I had smashed the Ten Commandments. To this day they bring it up, it was the single most damaging experience of my life, aside from seeing my father naked."
  • (Rava) "Yes. That's all. A coincidence."
  • (Elaine Benes) "A big coincidence."
  • (Rava) "Not a big coincidence. A coincidence."
  • (Elaine Benes) "No. That's a big coincidence."
  • (Rava) "That's what a coincidence is. There are no small coincidences and big coincidences."
  • (Elaine Benes) "No. There are degrees of coincidences"
  • (Rava) "No. There are only coincidences. Ask anybody."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Ink a dink, a bottle of ink, the cork fell out and you stink --"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Not because you're dirty, not because you're clean, just because you kissed a girl behind a magazine --"
  • (Kramer) "No, no --"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "And --"
  • (Kramer) "What? Wha- wait a minute. No, no --"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "You -- are -- it."
  • (Rava) "There's Ray, late as usual."
  • (Man in the Elevator) "Will you put that cigarette out."
  • (Rava) "Maybe I put it out in your face."

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