The Succubus (South Park) Quotes

The Succubus (South Park) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Succubus stopped airing in 1970.

It features "The Morning After (Maureen McGovern song)" from The Poseidon Adventure (1972 film) in charge of musical score.

The Succubus (South Park) Quotes

• (Stan) "Cartman, what the hell are you doing?"
• (Eric Cartman) "That asshole eye doctor screwed up my laser surgery. I have to wear these bandages for three days."
• (Stan) "Damn, your eyes must really suck, Cartman."
• (Eric Cartman) "Oh, thanks for the newsflash, Tom Brokaw. What happened with Chef? Did you tell him she's a succubus?"
• (Stan) "We couldn't even talk to him, she's so evil. She has totally kept him away from us."

• (Chef's Father) "Dammit, monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy."

• (Unnamed) "Okay so you are here for the liposuction?"
• (Eric Cartman) "Aye."
• (Unnamed) "Just joking, okay looks I'm lasering a little piggy today."
• (Eric Cartman) "If you call me piggy one more time I will kick you in the n --"

• (Chef's Father) "Could I have everyone's attention, please?"
• (Chef's Father) "Tomorrow, my son is gonna get married to a beautiful lady."
• (Chef's Father) "I'm very happy for them both."
• (Chef's Father) "Ooh, there I go; I told myself I wasn't gonna cry."
• (Chef) "It's okay, pop."
• (Chef's Mother) "Thomas, you're gonna get me going now."
• (Chef's Father) "I remember when Chef was just a three-year-old little man, he came runnin' into me with a big smile and his little chef's hat on, and he says to me, "Poppa, poppa." I said, "What do you need, Chef, my boy?" He said, "I need about tree-fitty.""
• (Chef's Mother) "Tree-fitty."
• (Chef's Father) "Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster."
• (Chef's Mother) "Lord, it was scary."
• (Chef's Father) "I said, "Dammit, monster, you quit bugging my children, now. We work for our money in this house; we don't just give money away.""

• (Eric Cartman) "Oh. Dude. Super. Weak. I am not wearing these. The guys would totally rip on me."

• (Stan) "Wait, you guys. Maybe -- is it possible -- that we're just jealous because Chef is our friend, and now he's paying attention to somebody new?"
• (Kyle) "Yeah, so?"
• (Stan) "Yeah, screw that bitch."

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