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The Swan Princess Quotes

The Swan Princess is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Swan Princess ended its run in 1970.

It features Jared F. Brown as producer, and Lex de Azevedo in charge of musical score.

The Swan Princess is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Swan Princess is 90 minutes long. The Swan Princess is distributed by New Line Cinema (North America).

The cast includes: Howard McGillin as Prince Derek, Michelle Nicastro as Odette, Sandy Duncan as Queen Uberta, John Cleese as Jean-Bob, Steven Wright as Speed, Steve Vinovich as Puffin, Mark Harelik as Rogers, Jack Palance as Rothbart, Dakin Matthews as King William, and Liz Callaway as Princess Odette.

The Swan Princess Quotes

Mark Harelik as Rogers

  • (Mark Harelik) "You should write a book: How To Offend Women In Five Syllables or Less."
  • (Mark Harelik) "Animals, assemble."
  • (Unnamed) "We are a band."
  • (Unnamed) "And not a band of animals."
  • (Unnamed) "This masquerade."
  • (Unnamed) "Is more than I can bear."
  • (Unnamed) "There goes my reputation."
  • (Unnamed) "It's awful, this humiliation."
  • (Unnamed) "And I've the lion's share."
  • (Mark Harelik) "Think, you must see something other than Odette's beauty."
  • (Howard McGillin) "Of course I do, Rogers. She's like -- And then -- How about -- Am I right?"
  • (Mark Harelik) "What else is there? She says, "Is beauty all that matters?", and you say, "What else is there?"."
  • (Howard McGillin) "It was dumb. I know."
  • (Mark Harelik) "You should write a book: "How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less"."

John Cleese as Jean-Bob

  • (John Cleese) "Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I'll always bring a turtle."

Howard McGillin as Prince Derek

  • (Howard McGillin) "But please, mother. Don't turn it into one of your beauty pageants."
  • (Sandy Duncan) "Oh. No, no, no, no, no. It's just a few friends --"
  • (Sandy Duncan) "-- And, their daughters --"
  • (Howard McGillin) "It's King William's captain."
  • (King William's captain) "We; we were attacked. A great animal."
  • (Howard McGillin) "Odette --"
  • (Mark Harelik) "Derek. Wait."
  • (Howard McGillin) "Odette."
  • (Howard McGillin) "Odette? Odette."
  • (Howard McGillin) "King William."
  • (Dakin Matthews) "Derek."
  • (Howard McGillin) "Who did this?"
  • (Dakin Matthews) "It came so quickly. A great animal."
  • (Howard McGillin) "Where is Odette?"
  • (Dakin Matthews) "Listen to me, Derek. It's not what it seems. It's not what it seems."
  • (Howard McGillin) "What's not? Where is Odette?"
  • (Dakin Matthews) "Odette is -- Odette -- is -- g-g-g-gone --"
  • (Howard McGillin) "ODETTE."
  • (Howard McGillin) "I made the vow for her. Do you hear? THE VOW I MADE WAS FOR HER."
  • (Jack Palance) "No need to shout."

Michelle Nicastro as Odette

  • (Michelle Nicastro) "You have to make a vow of everlasting love --"
  • (Howard McGillin) "I'll make it. I'ts all I've ever wanted."
  • (Michelle Nicastro) "I need to know that he loves me -- for just being me."
  • (Michelle Nicastro) "Derek -- I-I feel so weak -- I think -- I'm --"
  • (Howard McGillin) "No -- You'll live, Odette. The vow I made was for you."

Liz Callaway as Princess Odette

  • (Liz Callaway) "Will you love me, Derek? Until the day I die?"
  • (Howard McGillin) "No, Odette, much longer. Much longer."

Steven Wright as Speed

  • (Steven Wright) "I think I pulled a muscle."
  • (John Cleese) "I'm gonna die. I know it. I'm on a mission with a lame turtle."
  • (Steven Wright) "You've come up with some dumb ideas, Jon Bab, but this one's a doozy."

Steve Vinovich as Puffin

  • (Steve Vinovich) "There comes a time, the possum said, when if all else fails just play dead."
  • (Steve Vinovich) "When the hunter has you in his sight, look for the sun and fly into the light."
  • (Steve Vinovich) "Me name is Puffin. Lt. Puffin."
  • (Michelle Nicastro) "It's a pleasure, Lt. Puffin. I'm Odette. Princess Odette. And these are my best friends in the whole world: Mr. Lorenzo Trudgealong --"
  • (Steven Wright) "Friends call me Speed."
  • (Michelle Nicastro) "-- and Jean-Bob."
  • (John Cleese) "I have no friends. Only servants. And they call me "your highness"."
  • (Steven Wright) "Thinks he's a prince."

Sandy Duncan as Queen Uberta

  • (Sandy Duncan) "Where is Derek? Oh,never mind,I know where he is. Working on the mystery of the Fat Animal."
  • (Mark Harelik) "The Great Animal,Your Highness."
  • (Sandy Duncan) "Great, fat. It's large and has fur."

Jack Palance as Rothbart

  • (Jack Palance) "Once you steal something, you spend your whole life fighting to keep it."

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