The Switch (2010 film) Quotes

The Switch (2010 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Switch stopped airing in 1970.

It features Albert Berger, and Ron Yerxa as producer, Alex Wurman in charge of musical score, and Jess Hall as head of cinematography.

The Switch (2010 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Switch (2010 film) is 101 minutes long. The Switch (2010 film) is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Jason Bateman as Wally Mars, Thomas Robinson as Sebastian, Jeff Goldblum as Leonard, Jennifer Aniston as Kassie Larson, and Juliette Lewis as Debbie.

The Switch (2010 film) Quotes

Jason Bateman as Wally Mars

• (Jason Bateman) "Neurotic is simply an intense form of introspection. You're be called introspective and being introspective is good. You walk around with an opinion, with point of view, and some source of nice kind of direction."

• (Jason Bateman) "So that we're clear, she did not put me in the friend zone. We put each other in the friend zone. It was a mutual placement. You know that."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Let's be honest with ourselves, you had your window with Kassie and you went all Wally on her and you doomed it."
• (Jason Bateman) "What is that even supposed to mean?"
• (Jeff Goldblum) "You shared too much too soon. Quickest way to kill a romance. You gotta hide the crazy, at least through the appetizers."
• (Jason Bateman) "I see. So just so that I'm clear, which one of your three failed marriages taught you that lesson?"
• (Jeff Goldblum) "All three, and they're special in various ways."

• (Jason Bateman) "Every once in a while, out of all the randomness, something unexpected happens that pushes us all forward. And the truth is, what I'm struggling to think, and what I'm struggling to feel, is that maybe the human race isn't a race at all."

• (Jason Bateman) "Do you want to tell me about your new school?"
• (Thomas Robinson) "Why?"
• (Jason Bateman) "Because you're a kid and there's nothing else to talk about."

• (Jason Bateman) "Will you marry me?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Probably."

• (Jason Bateman) "Look at. Running around. Always rushed. Always late. Guess that's why they called it the human race. But sometimes, it slows down just enogh for all the pieces fall into place Fate works it's magic. And you're connected."

• (Jason Bateman) "I; - um, hijacked your pregnancy."

Jeff Goldblum as Leonard

• (Jeff Goldblum) "You should go home, Wally."
• (Jason Bateman) "They are my home, Leonard."

Thomas Robinson as Sebastian

• (Thomas Robinson) "Nature is in crises. And only one mammal is to blame."

Jennifer Aniston as Kassie Larson

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Would you please not Wally this into a situation worse than it already is."
• (Jason Bateman) "Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?"

• (Jennifer Aniston) "I'm in the market for semen, and --"
• (Jason Bateman) "And?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "I need you to help me find some."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Would you please stop having sex with your food?"

• (Jennifer Aniston) "I'm ready to do it now. Life is in session."

Juliette Lewis as Debbie

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