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The Switch (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Switch (Seinfeld) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Switch ended in 1970.

The Switch (Seinfeld) Quotes

  • (George Costanza) "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
  • (Jerry) "So what happened with Kramer's mother?"
  • (George Costanza) "It's all worked out. Nina and I will have dinner Thursday at the restaurant where Babs works."
  • (Jerry) "What's she like?"
  • (George Costanza) "Oh, she's a Kramer. And uh, while I was there I, uh, happened to pick up another juicy little nugget about our friend."
  • (Elaine) "Ah, I'm ready what?"
  • (Jerry) "What is it?"
  • (George Costanza) "I, uh, got the first name."
  • (Elaine) "You found out Kramer's first name?"
  • (Jerry) "I've been trying to get it out of him for ten years. What is it?"
  • (George Costanza) "Cosmo."
  • (Elaine) "Cosmo?"
  • (George Costanza) "Cosmo."
  • (Elaine) "Cosmo?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "What's so funny? -- wha?"

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