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The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Quotes

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs completed its run in 1970.

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Quotes

  • (Sharon Marsh) "Randy? Randy. Randy, you need to read this."
  • (Randy Marsh) "Read what?"
  • (Sharon Marsh) "This book. Our son and his friends wrote it."
  • (Randy Marsh) "So?"
  • (Sharon Marsh) ""So?" Randy, it's -- it's -- it's REALLY good."
  • (Randy Marsh) "Huh?"
  • (Sharon Marsh) "I mean, it's disgusting, it's, it's the most disgusting thing I've ever read, but the plot is AMAZING, and the characters are so -- VIVID."
  • (Randy Marsh) ""It was a warm summer morning when Scrotie McBoogerballs awoke to find a -- " Ew, Sharon, gross."
  • (Sharon Marsh) "No, no, just keep reading."
  • (Randy Marsh) ""He took a -- and then -- " Oh, ma; oh, this --"
  • (Sharon Marsh) "I know. I know, Randy, but trust me, you gotta push through to the end."
  • (Randy Marsh) "No, no, that's just WRONG."
  • (Randy Marsh) "Randy, please, you've got to listen to me."
  • (Randy Marsh) ""Walking out of the house, he found a bloody b -- " What? " -- which he immediately stuck up his infected -- ""
  • (Randy Marsh) "" -- that was all long ago in some brief lost spring, in a place that is no more. In that hour, the vag-frogs begin, and the scent of Scrotie's infected anus comes strongest.""
  • (Randy Marsh) "Oh -- oh, man."
  • (Sharon Marsh) "Well?"
  • (Randy Marsh) "It's -- it's awesome. Sharon, it's, it's the best book I've ever read."
  • (Sharon Marsh) "Right? It's not just me."
  • (Randy Marsh) "No, it's -- I mean, the whole part about Amsterdam? Wow."
  • (Sharon Marsh) "What do we do, Randy? We can't support our son talking like this, but I, I mean --"
  • (Randy Marsh) "No, I, I know. He's -- people NEED to read this book, Sharon. This is -- this is Pulitzer Prize stuff."
  • (Kyle) "Aw -- aw, Butters. It'll be alright. Listen, we've all learned that people look for meaning in books. And sometimes, even if it isn't there, they'll try and invent their own meaning."
  • (Stan) "Yeah dude, that's why we all need to avoid books and stick to television."

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