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The Texan Meets Calamity Jane Quotes

The Texan Meets Calamity Jane is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Texan Meets Calamity Jane ended in 1970.

It features Ande Lamb as producer, Rudy De Saxe in charge of musical score, and Karl Struss as head of cinematography.

The Texan Meets Calamity Jane is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Texan Meets Calamity Jane is 71 minutes long. The Texan Meets Calamity Jane is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jack Ingram as Matt Baker, Lee 'Lasses' White as Colorado Charley, Evelyn Ankers as Calamity Jane, and Ruth Whitney as Cecelia Mullen.

The Texan Meets Calamity Jane Quotes

Jack Ingram as Matt Baker

  • (Jack Ingram) "Miss Mullen hired a lawyer."
  • (Lee 'Lasses' White) "A lawyer?"
  • (Evelyn Ankers) "I'll shoot it out with him, too."
  • (Jack Ingram) "You can't do that, Calam. Law and order is comin' to the Gulch. Why, in a week or so, we'll have a real United States judge here. Ask Sheriff Atwood if you don't believe me."
  • (Lee 'Lasses' White) "Great jumpin' horny toads. What's this town comin' to anyway? Soon be where a man can't settle an argument in his own way."

Evelyn Ankers as Calamity Jane

  • (Evelyn Ankers) "Well, I reckon I ain't never loved anybody else but him"
  • (Evelyn Ankers) "anyway. Pard, we'll meet again in the Happy Hunting Grounds."
  • (Lee 'Lasses' White) "I sure hope there's plenty of room up there, Calam, 'cause when you and Wild Bill get together again, there's gonna be some tall shootin'."
  • (Evelyn Ankers) "When I die, Colorado, I want to be buried right here -- beside him."
  • (Unnamed) "Calam's wish was granted. Her friends buried her beside him. Calam died in Deadwood 27 years later on the same day of the month Wild Bill was killed; August 2nd."
  • (Evelyn Ankers) "How's your passengers?"
  • (Lee 'Lasses' White) "Them? Uh, why I can't figure out which one's ready for the coroner and which one's ready for jail."

Lee 'Lasses' White as Colorado Charley

  • (Lee 'Lasses' White) "From now on, Mr. Lawyer-man, you'll do the legal thinkin' and we'll do the legal shootin'."

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