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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 film) Quotes

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Texas Chainsaw Massacre stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Bay; Mike Fleiss as producer, Steve Jablonsky in charge of musical score, and Daniel Pearl (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 film) is 98 minutes long. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Jonathan Tucker as Morgan, Jessica Biel as Erin, Eric Balfour as Kemper, Mike Vogel as Andy, Erica Leerhsen as Pepper, Marietta Marich as Luda May, Heather Kafka as Henrietta, and David Dorfman as Jedidiah.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 film) Quotes

Eric Balfour as Kemper

  • (Eric Balfour) "I've never seen anybody die before."
  • (Jonathan Tucker) "Yeah, most people never do."
  • (Eric Balfour) "Morgan, how are you an expert on the dumbest s***?"
  • (Unnamed) "I said she could call him, you wait outside"
  • (Eric Balfour) "Okay, chief --"
  • (Unnamed) "I ain't lookin' for trouble."
  • (Eric Balfour) "Don't shoot."

Mike Vogel as Andy

  • (Mike Vogel) "I love you --"
  • (Jessica Biel) "Please forgive me --"
  • (Mike Vogel) "Yo, Kemp, can you do something about the A.C. back here? I'm melting."
  • (Eric Balfour) "No. But if you or Pepper get too hot, you could always take your clothes off."
  • (Mike Vogel) "You'd like that, wouldn't you?"
  • (Jessica Biel) "You are such a perv. Don't listen to him, Pepper."
  • (Erica Leerhsen) "Why not? I think he's funny."
  • (Jessica Biel) "She's only known you for 19 hours. I've lived with him for 3 years, and trust me, he is not funny."
  • (Unnamed) "How about giving me a hand here, asshole? You don't expect me to do this by myself? I need some help."
  • (Mike Vogel) "Why do I always get yanked into this s***? What am I doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "Lift her up and just kind of pull her over your way there. She ain't gonna bite you. She's deader than a god**** doornail. Get a-hold of her and pick her up."
  • (Unnamed) "What the hell are you doing in my house?"
  • (Mike Vogel) "All right, look. We're just looking for are friend, all right. Then we'll be out of here."
  • (Unnamed) "You ain't running things, boy except your mouth."
  • (Mike Vogel) "This guy's crazy."
  • (Unnamed) "You little turd, you're so dead, you don't even know it."
  • (Mike Vogel) "rin, I'm dead. Please finish it. You can do it."
  • (Jessica Biel) "I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't."
  • (Mike Vogel) "here's a knife. Erin, do it. Do it."
  • (Jessica Biel) "I can't do it."
  • (Mike Vogel) "Do it. Do it. Do it."
  • (Jessica Biel) "Please forgive me. Please forgive me."
  • (Unnamed) "I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting f***in' her blood all over your god**** arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies."
  • (Mike Vogel) "Yeah, I bet you did."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?"
  • (Mike Vogel) "Can we please finish this?"
  • (Mike Vogel) "Well I guess that's what brains look like -- Sort of like -- Lasagna -- Kind of -- Okay, I'll shut up now."

Jessica Biel as Erin

  • (Jessica Biel) "What's wrong with you f***ing people?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nothing wrong with us."
  • (Jessica Biel) "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get s***-faced for four days."
  • (Eric Balfour) "That's what you do in Mexico."
  • (Jessica Biel) "Come on, you bitch, start."
  • (Jessica Biel) "Her body is starting to stink, you guys."
  • (Jonathan Tucker) "It's better than that store."

Jonathan Tucker as Morgan

  • (Jonathan Tucker) "I'm sorry, but how often do girls blow their heads off in this s***hole town."
  • (Jonathan Tucker) "What are we gonna do?"
  • (Eric Balfour) "I don't know -- uh -- we gotta call the cops, I guess."
  • (Jonathan Tucker) "Um, yeah, on a list of bad ideas, that one goes, way up there. Oh, police officers, please, as you inspect a crime scene, which is now our van, please, ignore the colorful pinata, filled with marijuana, in case you happen to come across it, because it played no part, you know, whatsoever in the demise of this unfortunate, young, woman."
  • (Jonathan Tucker) "Anyone want some pig?"
  • (Unnamed) "Is that where she was sitting? Because the angle don't add up for me with the blood on that back window."
  • (Jonathan Tucker) "Maybe she was a bit more in the middle."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, maybe you ought to move a little more over to the middle."
  • (Jonathan Tucker) "But --"
  • (Unnamed) "What, are you afraid of a little blood? Get the f*** over there."
  • (Jonathan Tucker) "I was like Erin don't drink the water down there --"
  • (Jessica Biel) "I didn't."
  • (Eric Balfour) "And she didn't drink the tequila, she didn't drink the weed, smoke the weed."
  • (Jonathan Tucker) "Will somebody tell her to please stop singing."
  • (Jonathan Tucker) "Oh my god, I am WAY too stoned for this."

David Dorfman as Jedidiah

  • (David Dorfman) "Gramma let me in the house."
  • (Marietta Marich) "JUNIOR. Better be out there with them dogs."

Marietta Marich as Luda May

  • (Marietta Marich) "Oh, I know your kind. Always cruelty and ridicule for my boy. Well does anyone care about me and my boy?"

Erica Leerhsen as Pepper

  • (Erica Leerhsen) "It just seems so wrong."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't give me any crap, young lady. god**** it, I got just as much respect for a dead body as anybody around here."
  • (Erica Leerhsen) "I don't know about you guys, but I happen to like my teeth right where they are."

Heather Kafka as Henrietta

  • (Heather Kafka) "I've got to go. Bye."
  • (Heather Kafka) "Something the matter, child? You don't look so good."
  • (Jessica Biel) "I thought you said you didn't have a phone."
  • (Jessica Biel) "That's not your baby."
  • (Jessica Biel) "YOU STOLE HER."
  • (Heather Kafka) "She's MINE."

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