The Thin White Line Quotes

The Thin White Line is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Thin White Line completed its run in 1970.

The Thin White Line Quotes

• (Joe Swanson) "Great job, rookie."
• (Unnamed) "You're a real credit to the force."
• (Unnamed) "Additional generic cop compliment, Brian."

• (Stewie Griffin) "Oh, splendid. Fido McCoke-fiend is home."

• (Stewie Griffin) "Look at him. He runs like a Welshman. Doesn't he run like a Welshman?"

• (Peter Griffin) "Hey what do you think they put in the bug juice?"
• (Brian Griffin) "-- Bugs?"
• (Peter Griffin) "No way --. No they don't --. shut up --. come on."

• (Brian Griffin) "Take down your fork -- FACE."

• (Lois Griffin) "So how was your day?"
• (Brian Griffin) "My day? Un-freaking-believable. First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll. Her doll for god's sake."
• (Brian Griffin) "Where's the line anymore? Well I got news for you -- It's, it's not even on the radar screen. The days of decency and virtue are gone honey, BAM. It freaking evaporated like a dingy, stinky mud puddle. One day you -- you see your reflection in it, and the next day it's a -- it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway staring back at you, mocking you -- Blah Blah Blah. Knowing the perverted truth will rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freaking day was."
• (Peter Griffin) "You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew."

• (Joe Swanson) "Nice work, rookie."
• (Unnamed) "You're a credit to the force."
• (Unnamed) "Additional generic cop compliment, Brian."

• (Brian Griffin) "What are you doing here?"
• (Peter Griffin) "I'm on vacation. Oh, and if anyone asks, I'm also on smack."

• (Brian Griffin) "So I see you got a new receptionist. Nice little body on her, huh?"
• (Therapist) "That's my daughter."
• (Brian Griffin) "Well, we could probably call this an early day, huh?"

• (Greased Up Deaf Guy) "You're never gonna catch me. You're wasting your time."

• (Stewie Griffin) "Oh, good, Fido McCoke-fiend is home."
• (Brian Griffin) "Everybody, this is Tina."
• (Meg Griffin) "What happened to you?"
• (Brian Griffin) "Hey, how 'bout a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP."

• (Brian Griffin) "Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?"

• (Lois Griffin) "So, Peter, where shall we go for your week off?"
• (Peter Griffin) "Well, I -- I was thinking we could all go to Purgatory like we did last year."
• (Lois Griffin) "This isn't bad -- it's not that good, but y'know -- it's not that bad."
• (Brian Griffin) "It's so-so."
• (Peter Griffin) "Yeah -- more or less --"

• (Brian Griffin) "Ah -- Sorry Doc. I don't usually let Peter talk me into this kinda stuff."
• (Unnamed) "Wait a minute -- Brian you have a pre-existing relationship with this degenerate?"
• (Peter Griffin) "A degenerate am I? Well you, are a vestiggio. See? I can make up words too sister."

• (Meg Griffin) "Brian, you look like you lost weight. What is your secret?"
• (Brian Griffin) "Here's my secret. PUT DOWN THE FORK."

• (Peter Griffin) "Hey, Brian. If cops are pigs, does that make you a Snausage?"
• (Brian Griffin) "Clever, Peter. Did you stay up all night writing that?"
• (Peter Griffin) "No, I got to bed around two, two-thirty."

• (Peter Griffin) "I'm NOT being insensitive, Lois. I just don't see why we have to cancel our vacation, just because the dog's a coke-fiend."

• (Brian Griffin) "Everyone, this is Tina."
• (Meg Griffin) "What happened to you?"
• (Brian Griffin) "How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up?"

• (Unnamed) "I don't think you're an addict, I think you're an idiot."
• (Peter Griffin) "Yeah, well I don't pay you to think, hot lips. In fact, I don't pay you at all. Count it."

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