The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze Quotes

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze ended its run in 1970.

It features Norman Maurer as producer, Paul Dunlap in charge of musical score, and Irving Lippman as head of cinematography.

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze is duration The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Walter Burke as Lory Filch, Larry Fine as Larry, Moe Howard as Moe, Jay Sheffield as Phileas Fogg III, Joe DeRita as Curly-Joe, and Joan Freeman as Amelia Carter.

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze Quotes

Jay Sheffield as Phileas Fogg III

• (Jay Sheffield) "Now, owing to monsoons at this time of year, we may have trouble getting across this bridge. It could be completely under water."
• (Joe DeRita) "Don't worry, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
• (Moe Howard) "Pardon me, may I have the mirror?"
• (Joan Freeman) "Why, certainly."
• (Moe Howard) "You know, a sharp crack deserves a sharp answer."
• (Joe DeRita) "Yeah."

Moe Howard as Moe

• (Moe Howard) "Wait a minute. You're gonna hit a man with glasses?"
• (Joe DeRita) "Yeah."
• (Moe Howard) "Go ahead."

• (Moe Howard) "Who's going to lay out your day togs for daywear?"
• (Moe Howard) "And your night togs for nightmares?"

• (Moe Howard) "Four days directly to New York. And here we are, thanks to you."
• (Larry Fine) "You don't have to thank me."

• (Moe Howard) "I knew you'd get the right ones if you kept on swinging."

• (Moe Howard) "If you keep on trying, you'll always have a chance."
• (Larry Fine) "Yeah, and we'll starve to death in the meantime."

• (Moe Howard) "We are official bodyguards. Also double as man Friday."
• (Larry Fine) "And Saturday."

• (Moe Howard) "Missed that."
• (Joe DeRita) "Missed that? Impossible."
• (Larry Fine) "Missed that? What is he aiming at?"
• (Moe Howard) "You'll find out."

• (Moe Howard) "The rajah says that he will, without the aid of a telescope, shoot a raisin from the top of this gentleman's head."
• (Larry Fine) "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. Shoot what raisin from which gentleman's head?"
• (Moe Howard) "Oh, pardon me for calling you a gentleman, sir."

Joe DeRita as Curly-Joe

• (Joe DeRita) "I'm sorry, Moe. The door swung and all the dishes broke."
• (Moe Howard) "Well, don't distress yourself, lad. You didn't break everything."
• (Joe DeRita) "I didn't?"
• (Moe Howard) "Here's one you missed."
• (Joe DeRita) "Hey."

• (Joe DeRita) "Remember, we're born chiselers."

Larry Fine as Larry

• (Larry Fine) "I had the brains to steal this from the Duke's palace next door."
• (Larry Fine) "You thought I was stupid, didn't ya?"
• (Moe Howard) "Now I'm sure of it."

• (Larry Fine) "He don't like my music."
• (Moe Howard) "He's not supposed to like it. He's gotta hate it. Then he comes out, sees you, goes out of his mind, and while he's out, I clobber him."

• (Larry Fine) "They left it in the swimming pool today."
• (Moe Howard) "Oh, I see. The tadpole edition."
• (Larry Fine) "Yeah, the tadpole edi --"
• (Moe Howard) "That's for now. Remind me to kill you later."

Walter Burke as Lory Filch

• (Walter Burke) "You're a fine one, Vickers Cavendish. Wasting your time reading when you should be thinking up some scheme to defraud."

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