The Tick (2001 TV series) Quotes

The Tick is a TV show that appeared on TV in 2001 on Fox Broadcasting Company. The Tick ended its run in 2002.

The Tick was on for 1 seasons and 9 episodes. It features Ian Dye as composer. The Tick is executive produced by Ben Edlund. The Tick is created by Ben Edlund.

The Tick is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Tick is 22 minutes long. The Tick is produced by Sonnenfeld/Josephson Worldwide Entertainment.

The cast includes: David Burke as Arthur.

The Tick Quotes

David Burke as Arthur

• (David Burke) "Oh, would you look at this. How many times have I told you about the toothpaste?"
• (The Tick) "I know what toothpaste is."
• (David Burke) "When you leave the cap off the toothpaste the toothpaste gets hard and you can't get it out."
• (The Tick) "Doesn't do that for me."
• (David Burke) "That's because by the time you get the toothpaste, I've already cleaned it and put the cap back on."
• (The Tick) "Well, good gravy. We are a well-oiled machine."

• (David Burke) "She left at about ten."
• (The Tick) "It was 10:04. Remember? I was playing "Shout the Time"."

• (The Tick) "Owwwww. My head feels like it's -- like it's gunna have a baby."
• (David Burke) "It's called a headache."
• (The Tick) "It has a name?"

• (The Tick) "You're on a first name basis with lucidity, little friend. I have to call it "mister" lucidity -- and that's no good in a pinch."
• (David Burke) "I just don't want to turn into Blaze and Fire, okay?"
• (The Tick) "Heavens, man. What kind of crazy Frankenscience could make that possible?"

• (David Burke) "Toilets don't talk."
• (The Tick) "Well that's a maybe in my book, chum."

• (The Tick) "I'm telling you, Arthur, that checkout lady was giving me the hairy eyeball."
• (David Burke) "Tick, it's called glaucoma."
• (The Tick) "She's up to something nefarious."
• (David Burke) "She makes five twenty-five an hour. She can't afford to be nefarious."

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