The Truth About Cats and Dogs Quotes

The Truth About Cats and Dogs is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Truth About Cats &amp completed its run in 1970.

It features Cari-Esta Albert as producer, Howard Shore in charge of musical score, and Robert Brinkmann as head of cinematography.

The Truth About Cats and Dogs is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Truth About Cats and Dogs is 97 minutes long. The Truth About Cats and Dogs is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The Truth About Cats and Dogs Quotes

• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "How's it going?"
• (Brian) "Yeah, well, he snores, which was a problem, um, but we solved it."
• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "How'd you do that?"
• (Brian) "Well, he slept on my face and I couldn't hear him any more."

• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "If you were trapped in Biosphere 2 for three years, who would you bring: Time Magazine's Woman of the Year or Playboy's Playmate of the Year?"

• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "If I was a guy, I think women would, like, line up to go out with me. I'm smart. I have a good sense of humor. I make a great living."
• (Noelle) "I'd f*** you."
• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "Thank you, honey. I know you would."

• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "You burp and guys think its adorable. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back."

• (Noelle) "Disappointment doesn't kill."
• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "Right -- rejection kills. Disappointment only maims."

• (Noelle) "Did you ever look in the mirror so long that your face didn't make sense anymore? It just becomes all these shapes. Just shapes. Not good or bad."

• (Abby) "OK. So say you meet one of these no sparks women, and you really take the time to get to know her and then you become intellectually stimulated by her. You just really enjoy her personality, thereby igniting all your lust and passion. Have you ever thought about that?"
• (Brian) "Are you going to eat that?"

• (Abby) "You forgot to say I love you because you're beautiful."
• (Brian) "No, I didn't. I mean, she is. But that's not why I love her."

• (Abby) "I have to tell you something."
• (Brian) "What?"
• (Abby) "The other night on the phone -- I'm pregnant."
• (Brian) "Oh darling -- are you sure it was me?"
• (Abby) "I don't know. I made a lot of phone calls that night."

• (Noelle) "What's wrong, Abby?"
• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of."

• (Noelle) "Her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts."

• (Brian) "Who are you? What is this? Is this some kind of weird game you two play for kicks, you take some guy and see how much you can screw him up."
• (Abby) "No, it was a mistake."

• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "Say something."
• (Brian) "I want to make love to you."
• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "Never on the first phone call."

• (Brian) "Throw something to me. Throw something you've been wearing and then I'll go."
• (Brian) "Wow -- it's a Ked."
• (Unnamed) "Will you shut up?"

• (Noelle) "You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you and a cat and before you know, 40 candles on your birthday cake."

• (Brian) "You're dumb and beautiful, and you're smart and; I gotta go."
• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "Brian. Oh."

• (Brian) "Abby, I only ever loved one woman and I don't want to lose her twice."

• (Abby) "Did you call me?"
• (Roy) "What?"
• (Abby) "I heard dumb bitch. I assumed you were talking to me."
• (Roy) "I was talking to her."
• (Abby) "Your name is dumb bitch TOO? No wonder I keep getting all of your mail. You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb bitches here in LA."

• (Brian) "You know how someone's appearance can change the longer you know them? How a really attractive person, if you don't like them, can become more and more ugly; whereas someone you might not have even have noticed -- that you wouldn't look at more than once, if you love them, can become the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. All you want to do is be near them."

• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "Dogs don't like to be left alone. It's not like, when you leave, he goes, "Great, time to finish writing my novel." No, when their humans leave, dogs get depressed, and they show it."

• (Noelle) "What is this? Is this cat hair?"
• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "I'm shedding. I'm extremely nervous."

• (Cosmetics Saleslady) "We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime?"
• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?"

• (Noelle) "You and I combined make the perfect woman"
• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve."

• (Noelle) "Maybe it was all the cake he fed me."
• (Dr. Abby Barnes) "What is that, the twinkie defense?"

• (Abby) "What are we discussing?"
• (Brian) "Well there's the issue of Hank, who's in a terrible state without you."

• (Noelle) "I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing."

• (Abby) "We can love our pets, we just can't LOVE our pets."

• (Noelle) "Besides, he has this small personal habit that just drives me crazy."
• (Abby) "What's that?"
• (Noelle) "He loves you."

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