The Tuxedo Quotes

The Tuxedo is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Tuxedo completed its run in 1970.

It features Adam Schroeder as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Stephen F. Windon as head of cinematography.

The Tuxedo is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Tuxedo is 98 minutes long. The Tuxedo is distributed by DreamWorks.

The cast includes: Jackie Chan as Jimmy Tong, Jason Isaacs as Clark Devlin, Bob Balaban as Winton Chalmers, Jennifer Love Hewitt as Del Blaine, Mia Cottet as Cheryl, and Jackie Chan as James Brown.

The Tuxedo Quotes

Bob Balaban as Winton Chalmers

• (Bob Balaban) "Life's a bitch."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy."

Jason Isaacs as Clark Devlin

• (Jason Isaacs) "Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don't take advice from women about women."

• (Jason Isaacs) "Never touch my tuxedo."

Jennifer Love Hewitt as Del Blaine

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Oh my God."
• (Jackie Chan) "Oh your God what?"

Jackie Chan as Jimmy Tong

• (Jackie Chan) "There's one more thing I'd like to say, um -- it's not the "in" thing today to give compliments to a young lady. But -- I just got to let you know that -- you got a nice rack."
• (Jackie Chan) "Oh, thank you, Mr. Brown."

• (Jackie Chan) "When I look at you, I have a wet dream."

• (Jackie Chan) "The name's Tong, James Tong."

• (Jackie Chan) "You are very smart. Good speller."
• (Mia Cottet) "Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class."

• (Jackie Chan) "That's definitely not a rental."

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