The Understudy (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Understudy (Seinfeld) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Understudy completed its run in 1970.

The Understudy (Seinfeld) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I caught that Beaches on cable last night. 'Wind beneath my wings'? Give me a break."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, get some talent, then you can mouth off."

• (Unnamed) "Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men's whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00."

• (Unnamed) "Understudys, now they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world."
• (Unnamed) "I'm glad that she's an understudy. This way I avoid having to go backstage and think of something to say."
• (Unnamed) "Going backstage is the worst. Especially when they stink, then it's a real problem."
• (Unnamed) "Just once I'd like to tell someone they stink. 'Ya know what? I didn't like the show, I didn't like you, ya just really stunk. The whole thing: really bad. Stinkaroo. Thanks for the tickets though.'"

• (Unnamed) "So, my dear, you think you can get to Broadway? Well, let me tell you something, Broadway has no room for people like you. Not the Broadway I know. My Broadway takes people like you and eats them up and spits them out. My Broadway's the Broadway of Merman and Martin and Fontaine, and if you think you can build yourself up by knocking other people down, well good luck."

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