The Vacation Goo Quotes

The Vacation Goo is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Vacation Goo stopped airing in 1970.

The Vacation Goo Quotes

• (Stan Smith) "Kids, you want to play "20 Questions" until we die? I'm thinking of a person."
• (Steve Smith) "Ronald Reagan?"
• (Stan Smith) "Damn."

• (Roger) "Xanadu/Can't cry on cue/Now I am here in Xanadu"
• (Roger) "Here you go, ma'am, I talked to the chef. There's no cream in the soup, just like you asked for."
• (Roger) "Xanadu -- ."
• (Francine Smith) "Roger's playing Olivia Newton-John on our cruise ship? Oh, this has Goo written all over it."

• (Steve Smith) "Becky, thanks for getting us this lifeboat. I mean, lifeboobs. Wait -- no, no, I was right."

• (Francine Smith) "Nothing bonds a family like a dark, horrible secret."

• (Steve Smith) "Dad, can we go to Graceland?"
• (Stan Smith) "Steve, if you want to pay your respects to a fat man who died on the toilet, we can visit your Aunt Mary's grave."

• (Becky Arangino) "Hi, I'm Becky, cruise activities director."
• (Steve Smith) "I'm Steve. I have five friends on MySpace and I'm waiting on approval from a sixth."
• (Becky Arangino) "You're cute."
• (Steve Smith) "Oh, in a harmless little brother kind of way, right?"
• (Becky Arangino) "No. In an I've taken a lot of boys' virginity kind of way."

• (Stan Smith) "I can't believe starving to death is how I'm going out. I thought for sure I'd shoot myself in my study."

• (Stan Smith) "I'm going to go check out the situation, and you guys can check out my ass as I walk away. I think you'll be pleased."

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