The Video Dead Quotes

The Video Dead is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Video Dead stopped airing in 1970.

It features Robert Scott as producer, Leonard Marcel, Stuart Rabinowitsh, and Kevin McMahon in charge of musical score, and Greg Becker as head of cinematography.

The Video Dead is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Video Dead is 90 minutes long. The Video Dead is distributed by Manson International.

The Video Dead Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You don't understand. He likes to chase skunks in the woods, and if he finds them he tries to mate with them. Only skunks don't like to mate with poodles, and then they spray him, and he really gets turned on."

• (Unnamed) "I saw him."
• (Unnamed) "I shot him."
• (Unnamed) "It's only fair that I get to use the chainsaw."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, I've got it."
• (Unnamed) "You do?"
• (Unnamed) "The dog swallowed a ball. You were walking the dog, on a leash, and some total jerk threw the ball to the dog, and he accidentally swallowed it. All we have to do is push the ball down the dog's throat. They'll never know the difference."
• (Unnamed) "That is really sick. You think it'll work?"

• (Unnamed) "I thought you said this was your house?"
• (Unnamed) "It is, but I have never been here before. Actually it's my parents place."
• (Unnamed) "Oh --"
• (Unnamed) "But they haven't ever been here either."

• (Unnamed) "But why mirrors?"
• (Unnamed) "The reason for the mirrors is simple, the dead can't stand to look at themselves. Same goes for when a living person comes up against one of 'em. When the living person shows fear, it all comes home again, that they're different. All they wanna do is kill the only thing they can never be: the living."
• (Unnamed) "But what if a person could keep from showing fear? Wouldn't he be safe?"
• (Unnamed) "Keep from showing fear? Only two ways of doin' 'em in, least as far as I know. First is to, trap 'em in a place from which there is absolutely no escape. Then they'll go crazy, eat themselves."
• (Unnamed) "And the other way?"
• (Unnamed) "The other way is much more simple. Since they think they're alive, by attacking 'em like you would the living. With guns, knives, anything. For a time, they can actually be convinced they're dead. To make that death final, however, they must not be buried. And left instead to be reclaimed, by mother nature."
• (Unnamed) "Then will this all be over? Will they really be dead?"
• (Unnamed) "Then they'll be where they belong -- in death."

• (Unnamed) "You don't know, what you're messin' with. Why in the hell don't you leave it alone?"
• (Unnamed) "Who was she?"
• (Unnamed) "They look, just like you and I -- But inside, they're, they're different. They have no soul --"
• (Unnamed) "Who are you?"
• (Unnamed) "They call me the Garbageman. I dispose of human garbage."
• (Unnamed) "Why are you telling me all this?"
• (Unnamed) "Because you're in danger. There's been a little accident, an escape. They are very real, and very dangerous, Jeff. Be careful."
• (Unnamed) "No, wait. What do I do?"
• (Unnamed) "Take the TV, and lock it in the basement, and do one more thing. Get a mirror, and put the shiny side next to the screen. A mirror --"

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