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The Wackness Quotes

The Wackness is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Wackness ended in 1970.

It features Keith Calder as producer, David Torn in charge of musical score, and Petra Korner as head of cinematography.

The Wackness is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Wackness is 104 minutes long. The Wackness is distributed by Sony Pictures Classics.

The cast includes: Olivia Thirlby as Stephanie, Josh Peck as Luke Shapiro, Famke Janssen as Dr. Squires, David Wohl as Mrs. Shapiro, Jane Adams as Elanor, and David Wohl as Mr. Shapiro.

The Wackness Quotes

Famke Janssen as Dr. Squires

  • (Famke Janssen) "It used to be you could lick a sheet of acid, hold up a band, f*** a whore in Times Square without anyone batting an eyelash. Now, one blunt, we're in the clink. This whole city's f***ed."
  • (Famke Janssen) "The city's a disaster, Luke. Its not like it used to be. It's plastic. One big f***ing happy meal."
  • (Josh Peck) "Some people like happy meals."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Some people like the Yankees too, Luke. It doesn't mean they're right."
  • (Famke Janssen) "He doesn't appreciate you."
  • (Jane Adams) "How do you know that?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "He couldn't possibly."
  • (Jane Adams) "That's a compliment, right?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "Ma'am."
  • (Famke Janssen) "What're you in here for?"
  • (Prisoner) "I stabbed my wife in the p*****."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Oh. Wow."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Young men need sex, Luke. All men, actually -- I- I can get you a hooker if you like."
  • (Josh Peck) "God, I was this close to respecting you."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Big mistake, Luke. Call your girl. You don't need medication, Luke. You just need to get laid."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Certain people you just can't trust, you know Luke?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs."
  • (Famke Janssen) "You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as s*** don't MARRY THEM."
  • (Famke Janssen) "It's great, living. Get your heart broken, find yourself face down in the gutter, get your balls sucked, make a real mess of a life."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing, and right now is one of those times."
  • (Famke Janssen) "The ocean. This is all I need, Luke. Forget the city. The city is wrong. I just want to wrap myself in the ocean."

Josh Peck as Luke Shapiro

  • (Josh Peck) "In June I graduate. And then I go to my safety school. And then I get a little older. And then I die."
  • (Josh Peck) "Do me a favor, Steph?"
  • (Olivia Thirlby) "Huh?"
  • (Josh Peck) "Don't say nothin, ok? Just stand there til I leave. I wanna remember this. I've never done it before."
  • (Olivia Thirlby) "Never done what?"
  • (Josh Peck) "Had my heart broken."
  • (Josh Peck) "Peace out, forever."
  • (Josh Peck) "So that was all bulls*** right? All that stuff about embracing your pain, making it a part of you? You can't do this, you can't just give up. Life is hard and it's full of pain and what-not, but we take it cause there's great stuff too. And we can do it cause we have friends- because we have each other."
  • (Josh Peck) "There's enough assholes in the world, Dr. Squires, don't be another one."
  • (Josh Peck) "Got another?"
  • (David Wohl) "You smoke?"
  • (Josh Peck) "Everything."

Olivia Thirlby as Stephanie

  • (Olivia Thirlby) "It doesn't matter."
  • (Josh Peck) "Doesn't matter? Why not?"
  • (Olivia Thirlby) "Because how could anything possibly matter right now?"
  • (Olivia Thirlby) "Know what your problem is, Shapiro? It's that you just have this really s***ty way of looking at things, ya know? I don't have that problem. I just look at the dopeness. But you, it's like you just look at the wackness, ya know?"
  • (Josh Peck) "I do?"
  • (Olivia Thirlby) "All you have to do is look at me. And kiss me."
  • (Olivia Thirlby) "You're a virgin?"
  • (Josh Peck) "No. Naw. I just haven't officially had sex yet."

David Wohl as Mr. Shapiro

  • (Unnamed) "Luke, have you had any more thoughts about what you're gonna be as far as a profession goes?"
  • (David Wohl) "Mom, he's got time."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm just asking."
  • (Josh Peck) "Actually, I'm thinking about becoming a shrink."
  • (Unnamed) "Psychology. It's not quite the shoe business, but it's a very interesting field."
  • (Josh Peck) "I figure I'm an expert because everyone around me is so f***ing crazy, you know?"

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