The Walking Dead (season 9) Quotes

The Walking Dead is a television program that appeared on TV in 2018 on AMC (TV channel). The Walking Dead completed its run in 2019.

The Walking Dead was on for 16 episodes.

The Walking Dead Quotes

• (Sgt. Abraham Ford) "When you were pouring the Bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?"

• (Unnamed) "Andrea."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I tried to stop him."
• (Unnamed) "You're burning up."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Judith, Carl, the rest of them --"
• (Rick Grimes) "Us. The rest -- of us."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Are they alive?"
• (Rick Grimes) "Yeah. They're alive."
• (Andrea Harrison) "It's good you found them."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No one can make it alone now."
• (Daryl Dixon) "They never could."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I just didn't want anyone to die."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I can do it myself."
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I have to -- while I still can."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Please."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I know how the safety works."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I'm not going anywhere."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I tried."
• (Rick Grimes) "Yeah, you did. You did."

• (Unnamed) "Andrea, I'm begging you. Don't put me in this position."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I'm not going out there without my gun. I'll even say, "Please"."
• (Unnamed) "I'm doing this for you."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No, Dale, you're doing it for you. You need to stop. What do you think's gonna happen? I'm gonna stick it in my mouth and pull the trigger the moment you hand it to me?"
• (Unnamed) "I know you're angry at me, that much is clear. But if I hadn't done what I did, you'd be dead now."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Jenner gave us an option. I chose to stay."
• (Unnamed) "You chose suicide."
• (Andrea Harrison) "So, what's that to you? You barely know me."
• (Unnamed) "I know Amy's death devastated you."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Keep her out of this. This is not about Amy, this is about us. And if I decided I had nothing left to live for, who the Hell are you to tell me otherwise? To force my hand like that?"
• (Unnamed) "I saved your life."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No, Dale, I saved yours. You forced that on me. I didn't want your blood on my hands and that is the only reason I left that building. What did you expect? What, I'd have some kind of epiphany? Some life-affirming catharsis?"
• (Unnamed) "Maybe just a little gratitude?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "Gratitude? I wanted to die my way, not torn apart by drooling freaks. That was my choice. You took that away from me, Dale."
• (Unnamed) "But- --"
• (Andrea Harrison) "But you know better? All I wanted after my sister died was to get out of this endless, horrific nightmare we live everyday. I wasn't hurting anyone else. You took my choice away, Dale. And you expect -- gratitude?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know what to say."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I'm not your little girl. I'm not your wife and I'm sure as Hell not your problem. That's all there is to say."

• (Shane Walsh) "THESE THINGS AIN'T SICK. They're not people. They're dead. Ain't got to feel nothin' 'cause all they do, they KILL. These things right here, they're the things that killed Amy. They killed Otis. And they'll kill all of us."
• (Rick Grimes) "Shane, enough."
• (Shane Walsh) "Hey you're right, man. That is enough."

• (Negan) "You earn what you take."

• (Unnamed) "Listen, I'm just being honest. I thought it was a bit -- pedestrian."
• (Unnamed) "Pedestrian?"
• (Unnamed) "As in lame and -- played."
• (Unnamed) "Played? Where have you seen anything like it before? Tell me that."
• (Unnamed) "I've never seen a gorilla drive a car before. But if you put it in a museum, I'm not gonna call it art."
• (Unnamed) "Mike, would you, would you, please, talk some sense into your lover?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, my God. You did not just call me that."
• (Unnamed) "I agree with my lover. I mean the whole thing was- --"
• (Unnamed) "- Very lame --"
• (Unnamed) "-- and very played."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Wait, wait wait. No, no. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't start -- finishing each other's sentences, man. This is, this is just gross."
• (Unnamed) "I was going to say that the -- the whole thing was like a monument to someone trying to damn hard to be different"
• (Unnamed) "Hallelujah. Listen, I'm glad I saw it even though I did not love it."
• (Unnamed) "I hope we're not boring you, peanut. Come here."
• (Unnamed) "I don't think we should stay at the camp."
• (Unnamed) "No. I'm not taking my son out there. I don't know if this place will work out, but I know it won't if we go out there. That doesn't even matter anymore. I was just kidding ourselves."
• (Unnamed) "Okay. Alright. I see what this is."
• (Unnamed) "Really? What is "this", Michonne? I mean, you got good with a sword. You know how valuable that is now? You know what that makes you?"
• (Unnamed) "What? What are we going for? Where's the happy ending here? This isn't life. Anything close, okay? Not for me, not for us. If not for our son, what, what's the answer here?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, what is the damn question, Mike?"
• (Unnamed) "Why?"
• (Unnamed) "Okay. Looks good. Now, I have a question. Who's gonna open the wine?"
• (Unnamed) "No. No. No. No. No. Noooo. Noooo."

• (Merle Dixon) "How come we never hooked up?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "You called me a whore and a rugmuncher."
• (Merle Dixon) "Got a way with words, don't I?"

• (Rick Grimes) "You're a man of God. Have some faith."
• (Hershel Greene) "I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind."

• (Rick Grimes) "Damn you for making me do this, Shane. This was you, not me. YOU did this to us. This was you. Not me. Not me."

• (Unnamed) "What are you doing?"
• (Carol Peletier) "Sam, what are you doing here?"
• (Unnamed) "Followed you. Was hoping you were going to make more cookies, but then, you came here."
• (Carol Peletier) "Well, I could make more. I could make a whole batch just for you. Would you like that?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes. I mean, yes, please."
• (Carol Peletier) "Okay. But you gotta promise me you can keep it secret that I came here."
• (Unnamed) "But I have to tell my Mom. I mean, I tell my Mom everything."
• (Carol Peletier) "You can never tell anyone, especially your Mom because if you do, one morning, you'll wake up and you won't be in your bed."
• (Unnamed) "Where will I be?"
• (Carol Peletier) "You'll be outside the walls, far, far away, tied to a tree. And you'll scream and scream because you will be so afraid. No one will come to help because no one will hear you. But something will hear you. The monsters will come once out there and you won't be able to run away when they come for you. And they will tear you apart and eat you up all while you're still alive, all while you can still feel it. And then afterwards, no one will ever know what happened to you. Or -- you can promise not to tell you anyone what you saw here and then nothing will happen. And you'll get cookies -- lots of cookies. I know what I think you should do."

• (Carol Peletier) "You know, we'll see Sophia again in Heaven, someday."
• (Carol Peletier) "She's in a better place."
• (Unnamed) "No, she's not. Heaven is just another lie. And if you believe it, you're an idiot."
• (Carol Peletier) "You need to control that boy."
• (Rick Grimes) "Carl? What happened?"
• (Carol Peletier) "He's disrespectful."
• (Rick Grimes) "Did he say something?"
• (Carol Peletier) "Something cruel about Sophia."
• (Unnamed) "We'll figure it out. It's okay."
• (Carol Peletier) "It's not okay."
• (Rick Grimes) "I'll have -- I'll have, I'll have a talk with him."
• (Unnamed) "See? We'll, we'll -- we'll deal with it. If you can calm down, so that I can- --"
• (Carol Peletier) "Don't tell me to calm down."
• (Unnamed) "No, I, I don't- --"
• (Carol Peletier) "I don't need you to patronize me. Everyone either avoids me or they treat me like I'm crazy. I lost my daughter, I didn't lose my mind."
• (Rick Grimes) "Carl. Did you talk back to Carol?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Rick Grimes) "She says you did."
• (Unnamed) "I said it was stupid to believe in Heaven 'cause it is."
• (Rick Grimes) "Well, just think about that for a minute. She just lost her daughter, she wants to believe she's still alive in some way."
• (Unnamed) "But she- --"
• (Rick Grimes) "Don't. Don't talk, think. It's a good rule of thumb for life."
• (Unnamed) "Mom always wants you to talk more."
• (Rick Grimes) "Don't change the subject, you owe Carol an apology. You made a mistake. Fix it."
• (Unnamed) "Is that why you're gonna kill that guy? Fixing your mistake?"
• (Rick Grimes) "That's different."
• (Unnamed) "How are you gonna do it? Are you gonna hang him in the barn?"
• (Rick Grimes) "You just think about how you're gonna make things right with Carol. Don't talk. Think."

• (Carol Peletier) "You need to know something. You did more for my little girl today than her own daddy did in his whole life."
• (Daryl Dixon) "I didn't do anything Rick or Shane wouldn't have done."
• (Carol Peletier) "I know. You're every bit as good as them. Every bit."

• (Negan) "Just so you know, that "Eeny Meeny Miny Moe"? That was bulls***. I made a choice. I just didn't want to kill a kid's Dad in front of him. Turns out, that would've been the best thing I could've done. And I'd have done it if the kid might still be alive."
• (Rick Grimes) "You're beat. Your people are down."
• (Negan) "I'll get out of it. I always do."
• (Negan) "It's just you and me, Rick. And you? You are torn open. I am bigger. I am badder. And I got a bat."
• (Rick Grimes) "We could have a future."
• (Negan) "I know I will."
• (Rick Grimes) "Just give me -- give me 10 seconds. I could tell you how."
• (Negan) "No."
• (Rick Grimes) "Just give us 10 seconds for Carl."
• (Negan) "10 -- 9 --"
• (Rick Grimes) "Carl said it don't have to be -- it don't have to be fighting anymore."
• (Negan) "Kid was wrong. 8 --"
• (Rick Grimes) "No. He was right."
• (Negan) "Look what you did. Carl -- didn't know a damn thing."
• (Rick Grimes) "Save him."
• (Unnamed) "NO."
• (Unnamed) "Maggie. Maggie."
• (Unnamed) "NO. HE CAN'T. NO. NO, HE KILLED GLENN."
• (Rick Grimes) "We have to."
• (Unnamed) "WE HAVE TO END IT. RICK. WE HAVE TO MAKE IT RIGHT."
• (Unnamed) "It's alright. It's alright. It's over."
• (Unnamed) "NO. IT'S NOT OVER. IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL HE'S DEAD. IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL'S DEAD. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO."
• (Rick Grimes) "What happened, what we did, what we lost, there's gotta be something there. All this, all this is just what was. There's gotta be something after."
• (Unnamed) "What happened to their guns? Was that you?"
• (Unnamed) "It was. I introduced the sabotaging aspect of the manufacturing process unbeknownst to my colleagues inspired by Gabriel's purposeful ineptitude. Needed a few things you imparted to me before I vomited on you. Ergo, I created a modicum of Phooey for a focal blue it."
• (Unnamed) "It's for the puke."
• (Unnamed) "Very ploy."

• (The Governor) "I thought you were a cop, not a lawyer."
• (Rick Grimes) "Either way, I don't pretend to be a governor."
• (The Governor) "I told you, I'm their leader."
• (Rick Grimes) "You're the town drunk who knocked over my fence and ripped up my yard, nothing more."
• (The Governor) "Didn't you ever misjudge someone? Hm? Andrea told me about your baby. That it might be your partner's. But you're caring for her and I admire that. Restitution for your own lack of insight. For failing to see the devil beside you."
• (Rick Grimes) "Oh, I see him all right."

• (Morgan Jones) "They might not seem like much one at a time, but when they're in a group all riled up and hungry, man, you watch your ass."

• (Rick Grimes) "What happened to you?"
• (Unnamed) "I was in a car accident."
• (Rick Grimes) "Accident? How?"
• (Unnamed) "I went looking for you."
• (Shane Walsh) "Snuck out on her own. I brought her back."
• (Rick Grimes) "Are you crazy? You could- --"
• (Unnamed) "Who the Hell is that?"
• (Glenn Rhee) "That's Randall."
• (Rick Grimes) "We couldn't just leave him behind. He would've bled out -- if he lived that long."
• (Glenn Rhee) "It's gotten bad in town."
• (Andrea Harrison) "What do we do with him?"
• (Hershel Greene) "I repaired his calf muscle as best I can, but he'll probably have nerve damage. He won't be on his feet for, at least, a week."
• (Rick Grimes) "When he is, we give him a canteen, take him out to the main roads, send him on his way."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Isn't that the same as leaving him for the walkers?"
• (Rick Grimes) "He'll have a fighting chance."
• (Shane Walsh) "Just gonna let him go? He knows where we are."
• (Rick Grimes) "He was blindfolded the whole way here. He's not a threat."
• (Shane Walsh) "Not a threat. How many more of them were there? You killed 3 of there men, you took one of them hostage, but they just ain't gonna come looking for him."
• (Rick Grimes) "They left him for dead. No one is looking."
• (Unnamed) "We should still post a guard."
• (Hershel Greene) "He's out cold right now. Will be for hours."
• (Shane Walsh) "You know, I'm gonna get him some flowers and candy."
• (Shane Walsh) "Look at this folks, we're back in Fantasy Land."
• (Hershel Greene) "You know, we haven't even dealt with what you did at my barn, yet. Let me make this perfectly clear once and for all. This is my farm and I wanted you gone. Rick talked me out of it, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. So, do us both a favor: Keep your mouth shut."
• (Rick Grimes) "Look, we're not gonna do anything about today. Let's just cool off."

• (Morgan Jones) "All life is precious."

• (Rick Grimes) "We're not leaving."
• (Hershel Greene) "We can't stay here."
• (Unnamed) "What if there's another snaprel? Wood pallet won't stop another one of those rounds."
• (Unnamed) "We can't even go outside."
• (Carol Peletier) "Within the daylight."
• (Glenn Rhee) "If Rick says we're not running, we're not running."
• (Merle Dixon) "No? Better to live like rats."
• (Rick Grimes) "You got a better idea?"
• (Merle Dixon) "Yeah, we should've slid outta here last night, live to fight another day. But we lost that window, didn't we? Now, I'm sure he's got scouts on every road out of this place by now."
• (Daryl Dixon) "We ain't scared of that prick."
• (Merle Dixon) "Y'all should be. That truck-through-the-fence thing? That's just him ringing the doorbell. We might have some thick walls to hide behind, but he's got the guns and the numbers. And if he takes the high ground around this place, shoot, he could just starve us out if he wanted to."
• (Unnamed) "Let's put him in the other cell block."
• (Daryl Dixon) "No. He's gotta point."
• (Unnamed) "THIS IS ALL YOU. YOU STARTED THIS."
• (Unnamed) "What's the difference whose fault it is? What do we do?"
• (Hershel Greene) "I said we should leave. Now, Axel's dead. We can't just sit here."
• (Hershel Greene) "GET BACK HERE."
• (Hershel Greene) "You're slipping, Rick. We've all seen it, we understand why. But now is not the time. You once said this isn't a democracy. Now you have to own up to that. I put my family's life in your hands. So, get your head clear and do something."
• (Rick Grimes) "You shouldn't be out here."
• (Unnamed) "I'm a good shot."
• (Rick Grimes) "Yes, you are."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, Dad?"
• (Rick Grimes) "Yeah?"
• (Unnamed) "If I say something, will you promise not to be mad?"
• (Rick Grimes) "I won't get mad."
• (Unnamed) "You should stop."
• (Rick Grimes) "Stop what?"
• (Unnamed) "Being the leader."
• (Unnamed) "Have Hershel and Daryl handle things. You deserve a rest."

• (Daryl Dixon) "You hear that?"
• (Merle Dixon) "Yeah. Wild animals gettin' wild."
• (Daryl Dixon) "No, that's a baby."
• (Merle Dixon) "Oh, come on. Why don't you just piss in my ear and tell me it's raining."

• (Daryl Dixon) "You got some balls for a Chinaman."
• (Glenn Rhee) "I'm Korean."
• (Daryl Dixon) "Whatever."

• (Rick Grimes) "CARL."

• (Negan) "Sucks, don't it? The moment you realize you don't know s***."

• (Unnamed) "It's the one who pushed us all to take the Saviors home. He's the one who jumped headlong into this s*** storm with no waiters."
• (Unnamed) "You're selfish and you're a coward and you're a traitor. You turned your back on the only friends you ever had. Shooting you in the head, right here, would actually make the world a better place."
• (Unnamed) "We're not gonna kill you because we give a rat's ass about you. We just think of what's in there."
• (Unnamed) "We're gonna stick you in the darkest hole we can find and the only time you'll see the light of day is when we need you to teach us how to do something. So, don't worry, you'll get what you want, you'll live. But we're gonna force you to do something useful with your pathetic life."

• (Rick Grimes) "What's the difference between men and women?"
• (Shane Walsh) "This a joke?"
• (Rick Grimes) "No. Serious."
• (Shane Walsh) "Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on. They're struck blind the second they leave the room. I mean, every woman I ever let have a key, I swear to God, it's like -- come home, house all lit up. And my job is, apparently, because -- because my chromosomes happen to be different, 'cause I gotta walk through that house, turn off every single light this chick left on."
• (Rick Grimes) "Is that right?"
• (Shane Walsh) "Yeah, baby, mmm. Oh, Reverend Shane's a-preachin' to ya now, boy."
• (Shane Walsh) "Then, this same chick, mind ya, she'll bitch about Global Warming. See this --"
• (Shane Walsh) "This is when Reverend Shane wants to quote from the "Guy" gospel and say, "Um, Darlin', maybe you and every other pair of boobs on this planet just figure out that the light switch, see, goes both ways, maybe we wouldn't have so much Global Warming"."
• (Rick Grimes) "You say that?"
• (Shane Walsh) "Well, a, uh, polite version."
• (Shane Walsh) "Still, man, that, that earns me this, this look of loathing you would not believe. And that's when "The Exorcist" voice pops out: "YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY DAMN FATHER ALWAYS, ALWAYS YELLING ABOUT THE POWER BILL, TELLING ME TO TURN OFF THE DAMN LIGHTS.""
• (Rick Grimes) "And what do you say to that?"
• (Shane Walsh) "Know what I want to say. I want to say, "Bitch, you mean to tell me you've been hearing this your entire life and you are too damn stupid to learn how to turn off the switch?""
• (Shane Walsh) "You know I --"
• (Shane Walsh) "-- I don't actually say that, though."
• (Rick Grimes) "That would be bad."
• (Shane Walsh) "Yeah. Yeah. I'd go with the, uh, go with the polite version there, too."
• (Rick Grimes) "Very wise."
• (Shane Walsh) "Yes, sir."
• (Rick Grimes) "Mm-hmm."
• (Shane Walsh) "So, how's it with Lori, man?"
• (Rick Grimes) "She's good. She's good at turning off lights. Really good. I'm the one who, sometimes, forgets."
• (Shane Walsh) "What a man."
• (Rick Grimes) "We didn't have a great night."
• (Shane Walsh) "Hey, look, man, I may have, uh, a phantom muse with mu sermon, but I did try. Least you could do is speak."
• (Rick Grimes) "That's, that's what she always says. "Speak". "Speak". Think I was the most closed-mouth son-of-bitch ever to hear her talk."
• (Shane Walsh) "Do you express your thoughts? Do you share your feelings? That kind of stuff?"
• (Rick Grimes) "Thing is -- lately, whenever I try, everything I say makes her -- impatient, like she didn't want to hear it after all. It's like she's -- pissed at me all the time and I don't know why."
• (Shane Walsh) "Look, man, that's just s*** that couples' go through. Yeah, it's a, it's a phase."
• (Rick Grimes) "Last thing she said this morning: "Sometimes, I wonder if you even care about us at all". She said that in front of our kid. Imagine going to school with that in your head. The difference between men and women? I would never say something that cruel to her and certainly not in front of Carl."

• (Andrea Harrison) "You poisoned them."
• (Unnamed) "I just told them the truth."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I didn't choose him over you. I wanted a life. Once we entered Woodbury, you became hostile."
• (Unnamed) "That's 'cause I could see it."
• (Andrea Harrison) "See what?"
• (Unnamed) "That you were under his spell the second you laid eyes on him."
• (Andrea Harrison) "That is not true."
• (Unnamed) "And you still are."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No, I am there because those people need me."
• (Unnamed) "And what about these people?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "I am trying to save them, too."
• (Unnamed) "I did not realize the messiah complex was contagious."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Go to Hell, Michonne."
• (Unnamed) "He sent Merle to kill me."
• (Unnamed) "Would have sent him to kill you, too, if you had come with me. But you didn't, did you? Hm-mmm. You chose a warm bed over a friend. That's why I went back to Woodbury. Exposed him for what he is. I knew that it would hurt you."

• (Rick Grimes) "Maybe you people are better off without me. Go ahead. I say there's a place for us, but maybe it's just another pipe dream. Maybe I'm fooling myself again. Why don't you go find out yourself? Send me a postcard. Go on, there's the door. You can do better, let's see how far you get."
• (Rick Grimes) "No takers? Fine, but get one thing straight. If you're staying, this isn't a democracy anymore."

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