The Walking Dead (TV series) Quotes

The Walking Dead is a Horror fiction that debuted in 2010 on AMC (TV channel). The Walking Dead stopped airing in 1970.

The Walking Dead was on for 9 seasons and 131 episodes. It features Jolly Dale, Caleb Womble, Paul Gadd, and Heather Bellson as producer, Bear McCreary in charge of musical score, and Rohn Schmidt; David Boyd, Michael E. Satrazemis, Stephen Campbell, and David Tattersall as head of cinematography. The Walking Dead is executive produced by Frank Darabont, Gale Anne Hurd, David Alpert, Robert Kirkman, Charles H. Eglee; Glen Mazzara; Scott M. Gimple; Greg Nicotero; Tom Luse, Denise Huth, and Angela Kang.

The Walking Dead is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Walking Dead is 41-67 minutes long. The Walking Dead is produced by Idiot Box Productions, Circle of Confusion, Skybound Entertainment; Valhalla Entertainment, and AMC Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Television; Entertainment One, AMC Networks, and 20th Television.

The cast includes: Michael Rooker as Merle Dixon, Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan, Norman Reedus as Daryl Dixon, Steven Yeun as Glenn Rhee, Andrew Lincoln as Rick Grimes, Jon Bernthal as Shane Walsh, David Morrissey as The Governor, Melissa McBride as Carol Peletier, Lennie James as Morgan Jones, Sarah Wayne Callies as Lori Grimes, Jeffrey DeMunn as Dale Horvath, Danai Gurira as Michonne, Lauren Cohan as Maggie Greene, Emily Kinney as Beth Greene, Seth Gilliam as Mike, Chandler Riggs as Carl Grimes, Alexandra Breckenridge as Sam Anderson, Josh McDermitt as Eugene Porter, and Christian Serratos as Rosita Espinosa.

The Walking Dead Quotes

Andrew Lincoln as Rick Grimes

• (Andrew Lincoln) "Damn you for making me do this, Shane. This was you, not me. YOU did this to us. This was you. Not me. Not me."

• (Andrew Lincoln) "You're a man of God. Have some faith."
• (Hershel Greene) "I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind."

• (Andrew Lincoln) "What's the difference between men and women?"
• (Jon Bernthal) "This a joke?"
• (Andrew Lincoln) "No. Serious."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on. They're struck blind the second they leave the room. I mean, every woman I ever let have a key, I swear to God, it's like -- come home, house all lit up. And my job is, apparently, because -- because my chromosomes happen to be different, 'cause I gotta walk through that house, turn off every single light this chick left on."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "Is that right?"
• (Jon Bernthal) "Yeah, baby, mmm. Oh, Reverend Shane's a-preachin' to ya now, boy."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Then, this same chick, mind ya, she'll bitch about Global Warming. See this --"
• (Jon Bernthal) "This is when Reverend Shane wants to quote from the "Guy" gospel and say, "Um, Darlin', maybe you and every other pair of boobs on this planet just figure out that the light switch, see, goes both ways, maybe we wouldn't have so much Global Warming"."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "You say that?"
• (Jon Bernthal) "Well, a, uh, polite version."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Still, man, that, that earns me this, this look of loathing you would not believe. And that's when "The Exorcist" voice pops out: "YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY DAMN FATHER ALWAYS, ALWAYS YELLING ABOUT THE POWER BILL, TELLING ME TO TURN OFF THE DAMN LIGHTS.""
• (Andrew Lincoln) "And what do you say to that?"
• (Jon Bernthal) "Know what I want to say. I want to say, "Bitch, you mean to tell me you've been hearing this your entire life and you are too damn stupid to learn how to turn off the switch?""
• (Jon Bernthal) "You know I --"
• (Jon Bernthal) "-- I don't actually say that, though."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "That would be bad."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Yeah. Yeah. I'd go with the, uh, go with the polite version there, too."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "Very wise."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Yes, sir."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "Mm-hmm."
• (Jon Bernthal) "So, how's it with Lori, man?"
• (Andrew Lincoln) "She's good. She's good at turning off lights. Really good. I'm the one who, sometimes, forgets."
• (Jon Bernthal) "What a man."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "We didn't have a great night."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Hey, look, man, I may have, uh, a phantom muse with mu sermon, but I did try. Least you could do is speak."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "That's, that's what she always says. "Speak". "Speak". Think I was the most closed-mouth son-of-bitch ever to hear her talk."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Do you express your thoughts? Do you share your feelings? That kind of stuff?"
• (Andrew Lincoln) "Thing is -- lately, whenever I try, everything I say makes her -- impatient, like she didn't want to hear it after all. It's like she's -- pissed at me all the time and I don't know why."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Look, man, that's just s*** that couples' go through. Yeah, it's a, it's a phase."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "Last thing she said this morning: "Sometimes, I wonder if you even care about us at all". She said that in front of our kid. Imagine going to school with that in your head. The difference between men and women? I would never say something that cruel to her and certainly not in front of Carl."

• (Andrew Lincoln) "CARL."

• (Andrew Lincoln) "Maybe you people are better off without me. Go ahead. I say there's a place for us, but maybe it's just another pipe dream. Maybe I'm fooling myself again. Why don't you go find out yourself? Send me a postcard. Go on, there's the door. You can do better, let's see how far you get."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "No takers? Fine, but get one thing straight. If you're staying, this isn't a democracy anymore."

• (Andrew Lincoln) "So this is where you plan to do it?"
• (Jon Bernthal) "As good a place as any."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "At least have the balls to call this what it is: murder. You really believe if you walk back onto that farm alone, no me, no Randall --"
• (Jon Bernthal) "Why don't you hush up?"
• (Andrew Lincoln) "You really believe they're gonna buy whatever bulls*** story you cook up?"
• (Jon Bernthal) "That's just it, it ain't no story. I saw that prisoner shoot you down. I ran after him, I snapped his neck. It ain't gonna be easy, but Lori and Carl, they'll get over you. They done it before. They just gonna have to."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "Why? Why now? I thought we worked this all out."
• (Jon Bernthal) "We tried to kill each other, man. What you think, we were just gonna forget about it? Oh, we gonna ride off into the sunset together?"
• (Andrew Lincoln) "You're gonna kill me in cold blood? Screw my wife? Have my children, my children, call you "daddy"? Is that what you want? That life won't be worth a damn. I know you. You won't be able to live with this."
• (Jon Bernthal) "What you know 'bout what I can live with? You got no idea what I can live with, what I live with. You wanna talk about what I can do, Rick? How 'bout what you can do."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Here I am. Come on, man, raise your gun."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "No. No, I will not."
• (Jon Bernthal) "What happened, Rick? I thought you weren't the good guy anymore; ain't that what you said? Even right here, right now, you ain't gonna fight for 'em? I'm a better father than you, Rick. I'm better for Lori than you, man. It's because I'm a better man than you, Rick, 'cause I can be here and I'll fight for it. But you come back here and you just destroy everything --. You got a broken woman. Y-you got a weak boy. You ain't got the first clue on how to fix it."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Raise your gun."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "You're gonna have to kill an unarmed man."

• (Andrew Lincoln) "They are f***ing with the wrong people."

• (Andrew Lincoln) "What happened to you?"
• (Sarah Wayne Callies) "I was in a car accident."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "Accident? How?"
• (Sarah Wayne Callies) "I went looking for you."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Snuck out on her own. I brought her back."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "Are you crazy? You could- --"
• (Unnamed) "Who the Hell is that?"
• (Steven Yeun) "That's Randall."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "We couldn't just leave him behind. He would've bled out -- if he lived that long."
• (Steven Yeun) "It's gotten bad in town."
• (Andrea Harrison) "What do we do with him?"
• (Hershel Greene) "I repaired his calf muscle as best I can, but he'll probably have nerve damage. He won't be on his feet for, at least, a week."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "When he is, we give him a canteen, take him out to the main roads, send him on his way."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Isn't that the same as leaving him for the walkers?"
• (Andrew Lincoln) "He'll have a fighting chance."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Just gonna let him go? He knows where we are."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "He was blindfolded the whole way here. He's not a threat."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Not a threat. How many more of them were there? You killed 3 of there men, you took one of them hostage, but they just ain't gonna come looking for him."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "They left him for dead. No one is looking."
• (Unnamed) "We should still post a guard."
• (Hershel Greene) "He's out cold right now. Will be for hours."
• (Jon Bernthal) "You know, I'm gonna get him some flowers and candy."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Look at this folks, we're back in Fantasy Land."
• (Hershel Greene) "You know, we haven't even dealt with what you did at my barn, yet. Let me make this perfectly clear once and for all. This is my farm and I wanted you gone. Rick talked me out of it, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. So, do us both a favor: Keep your mouth shut."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "Look, we're not gonna do anything about today. Let's just cool off."

Steven Yeun as Glenn Rhee

• (Steven Yeun) "Hey, you. Dumbass."

Melissa McBride as Carol Peletier

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Alexandra Breckenridge as Sam Anderson

• (Alexandra Breckenridge) "What are you doing?"
• (Melissa McBride) "Sam, what are you doing here?"
• (Alexandra Breckenridge) "Followed you. Was hoping you were going to make more cookies, but then, you came here."
• (Melissa McBride) "Well, I could make more. I could make a whole batch just for you. Would you like that?"
• (Alexandra Breckenridge) "Yes. I mean, yes, please."
• (Melissa McBride) "Okay. But you gotta promise me you can keep it secret that I came here."
• (Alexandra Breckenridge) "But I have to tell my Mom. I mean, I tell my Mom everything."
• (Melissa McBride) "You can never tell anyone, especially your Mom because if you do, one morning, you'll wake up and you won't be in your bed."
• (Alexandra Breckenridge) "Where will I be?"
• (Melissa McBride) "You'll be outside the walls, far, far away, tied to a tree. And you'll scream and scream because you will be so afraid. No one will come to help because no one will hear you. But something will hear you. The monsters will come once out there and you won't be able to run away when they come for you. And they will tear you apart and eat you up all while you're still alive, all while you can still feel it. And then afterwards, no one will ever know what happened to you. Or -- you can promise not to tell you anyone what you saw here and then nothing will happen. And you'll get cookies -- lots of cookies. I know what I think you should do."

Norman Reedus as Daryl Dixon

• (Norman Reedus) "You hear that?"
• (Michael Rooker) "Yeah. Wild animals gettin' wild."
• (Norman Reedus) "No, that's a baby."
• (Michael Rooker) "Oh, come on. Why don't you just piss in my ear and tell me it's raining."

Michael Rooker as Merle Dixon

• (Michael Rooker) "How come we never hooked up?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "You called me a whore and a rugmuncher."
• (Michael Rooker) "Got a way with words, don't I?"

Jeffrey DeMunn as Dale Horvath

• (Jeffrey DeMunn) "Andrea, I'm begging you. Don't put me in this position."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I'm not going out there without my gun. I'll even say, "Please"."
• (Jeffrey DeMunn) "I'm doing this for you."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No, Dale, you're doing it for you. You need to stop. What do you think's gonna happen? I'm gonna stick it in my mouth and pull the trigger the moment you hand it to me?"
• (Jeffrey DeMunn) "I know you're angry at me, that much is clear. But if I hadn't done what I did, you'd be dead now."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Jenner gave us an option. I chose to stay."
• (Jeffrey DeMunn) "You chose suicide."
• (Andrea Harrison) "So, what's that to you? You barely know me."
• (Jeffrey DeMunn) "I know Amy's death devastated you."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Keep her out of this. This is not about Amy, this is about us. And if I decided I had nothing left to live for, who the Hell are you to tell me otherwise? To force my hand like that?"
• (Jeffrey DeMunn) "I saved your life."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No, Dale, I saved yours. You forced that on me. I didn't want your blood on my hands and that is the only reason I left that building. What did you expect? What, I'd have some kind of epiphany? Some life-affirming catharsis?"
• (Jeffrey DeMunn) "Maybe just a little gratitude?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "Gratitude? I wanted to die my way, not torn apart by drooling freaks. That was my choice. You took that away from me, Dale."
• (Jeffrey DeMunn) "But- --"
• (Andrea Harrison) "But you know better? All I wanted after my sister died was to get out of this endless, horrific nightmare we live everyday. I wasn't hurting anyone else. You took my choice away, Dale. And you expect -- gratitude?"
• (Jeffrey DeMunn) "I don't know what to say."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I'm not your little girl. I'm not your wife and I'm sure as Hell not your problem. That's all there is to say."

Lennie James as Morgan Jones

• (Lennie James) "They might not seem like much one at a time, but when they're in a group all riled up and hungry, man, you watch your ass."

• (Lennie James) "All life is precious."

Josh McDermitt as Eugene Porter

• (Josh McDermitt) "It's the one who pushed us all to take the Saviors home. He's the one who jumped headlong into this s*** storm with no waiters."
• (Christian Serratos) "You're selfish and you're a coward and you're a traitor. You turned your back on the only friends you ever had. Shooting you in the head, right here, would actually make the world a better place."
• (Christian Serratos) "We're not gonna kill you because we give a rat's ass about you. We just think of what's in there."
• (Christian Serratos) "We're gonna stick you in the darkest hole we can find and the only time you'll see the light of day is when we need you to teach us how to do something. So, don't worry, you'll get what you want, you'll live. But we're gonna force you to do something useful with your pathetic life."

Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan

• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "Sucks, don't it? The moment you realize you don't know s***."

• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "You earn what you take."

Danai Gurira as Michonne

• (Andrea Harrison) "You poisoned them."
• (Danai Gurira) "I just told them the truth."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I didn't choose him over you. I wanted a life. Once we entered Woodbury, you became hostile."
• (Danai Gurira) "That's 'cause I could see it."
• (Andrea Harrison) "See what?"
• (Danai Gurira) "That you were under his spell the second you laid eyes on him."
• (Andrea Harrison) "That is not true."
• (Danai Gurira) "And you still are."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No, I am there because those people need me."
• (Danai Gurira) "And what about these people?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "I am trying to save them, too."
• (Danai Gurira) "I did not realize the messiah complex was contagious."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Go to Hell, Michonne."
• (Danai Gurira) "He sent Merle to kill me."
• (Danai Gurira) "Would have sent him to kill you, too, if you had come with me. But you didn't, did you? Hm-mmm. You chose a warm bed over a friend. That's why I went back to Woodbury. Exposed him for what he is. I knew that it would hurt you."

• (Danai Gurira) "Listen, I'm just being honest. I thought it was a bit -- pedestrian."
• (Unnamed) "Pedestrian?"
• (Danai Gurira) "As in lame and -- played."
• (Unnamed) "Played? Where have you seen anything like it before? Tell me that."
• (Danai Gurira) "I've never seen a gorilla drive a car before. But if you put it in a museum, I'm not gonna call it art."
• (Unnamed) "Mike, would you, would you, please, talk some sense into your lover?"
• (Danai Gurira) "Oh, my God. You did not just call me that."
• (Seth Gilliam) "I agree with my lover. I mean the whole thing was- --"
• (Danai Gurira) "- Very lame --"
• (Seth Gilliam) "-- and very played."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Wait, wait wait. No, no. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't start -- finishing each other's sentences, man. This is, this is just gross."
• (Seth Gilliam) "I was going to say that the -- the whole thing was like a monument to someone trying to damn hard to be different"
• (Danai Gurira) "Hallelujah. Listen, I'm glad I saw it even though I did not love it."
• (Danai Gurira) "I hope we're not boring you, peanut. Come here."
• (Unnamed) "I don't think we should stay at the camp."
• (Seth Gilliam) "No. I'm not taking my son out there. I don't know if this place will work out, but I know it won't if we go out there. That doesn't even matter anymore. I was just kidding ourselves."
• (Danai Gurira) "Okay. Alright. I see what this is."
• (Unnamed) "Really? What is "this", Michonne? I mean, you got good with a sword. You know how valuable that is now? You know what that makes you?"
• (Seth Gilliam) "What? What are we going for? Where's the happy ending here? This isn't life. Anything close, okay? Not for me, not for us. If not for our son, what, what's the answer here?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, what is the damn question, Mike?"
• (Seth Gilliam) "Why?"
• (Danai Gurira) "Okay. Looks good. Now, I have a question. Who's gonna open the wine?"
• (Danai Gurira) "No. No. No. No. No. Noooo. Noooo."

Sarah Wayne Callies as Lori Grimes

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jon Bernthal as Shane Walsh

• (Jon Bernthal) "THESE THINGS AIN'T SICK. They're not people. They're dead. Ain't got to feel nothin' 'cause all they do, they KILL. These things right here, they're the things that killed Amy. They killed Otis. And they'll kill all of us."
• (Andrew Lincoln) "Shane, enough."
• (Jon Bernthal) "Hey you're right, man. That is enough."

David Morrissey as The Governor

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