The Weekenders Quotes

The Weekenders is a Comedy that appeared on TV in 2000 on American Broadcasting Company (2000-2002). The Weekenders completed its run in 2004.

The Weekenders was on for 4 seasons and 39 (73 segments) episodes. It features Roger Neill as composer. The Weekenders is created by Doug Langdale.

The Weekenders is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Weekenders is 30 minutes long. The Weekenders is produced by Walt Disney Television Animation and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

The Weekenders Quotes

• (Carver) "Ugh, I think my stomach just resigned in disgust."

• (Lor McQuarrie) "If that counts as dancing then it counts as singing when I burp."

• (Lor McQuarrie) "It's the crazy backwards universe again."
• (Tino) "Where cats chase dogs and sitcoms are funny."

• (Lor McQuarrie) "Huh,you have pretty good posture for someone without a backbone."

• (Tish) "If you need an idea, use your imagination."
• (Lor McQuarrie) "I think I sprained mine."

• (Tino) "Hello, could you at least knock before you enter my mind?"

• (Tino's Mom) "Aren't you overreacting?"
• (Tino) "Mom, they got her wearing pink."
• (Tino's Mom) "Ooh, that is serious."

• (Tino) "That's so healthy, its un-American --"

• (Carver) "SHE'S WAVING AT ME? Isn't there a law against that?"
• (Tino) "Yeeah, you're enforced by the Federal Bureau of Waving."

• (Tino's Mom) "It isn't going to bite you."
• (Tino) "That works out nicely, because I don't plan to bite it."

• (Tish's Mom) "Is what I say."

• (Tino) "If a game doesn't have rules, it's not a game is it?"
• (Carver) "No, it's politics."

• (Carver) "I can't work under these conditions. I'll be in my trailer."
• (Tino) "Err -- that's my closet."

• (Lor McQuarrie) "Go fish."
• (Carver) "We're playing Crazy Eights."

• (Lor McQuarrie) "Was that a rosebush?"
• (Tino) "Not anymore."

• (Lor McQuarrie) "It's like an upside down universe."
• (Tino) "Where up is down and boy bands play instruments."

• (Tino) "The cliff-dwellers didn't have skateboards. Cliffs plus wheels equals BAD."

• (Tish) "Maybe you're confusing us with your imaginary friends."
• (Tino) "She thinks I have imaginary friends. Ha."

• (Carver) "Do you have a compass in there?"
• (Tino) "Why, yes I do."
• (Carver) "Well, maybe you could use it to find your way back to reality."

• (Carver) "You guys are toast."
• (Tino) "Well you're double toast."
• (Lor McQuarrie) "You're triple toast."
• (Tish) "You're French toast."
• (Tino) "French toast?"
• (Tish) "It's been a long day."

• (Tino) "Later days."

• (Lor McQuarrie) "Have you seen the World's Funniest Medical Blunders?"
• (Carver) "Once. This guy swallowed his dentures and when the doctors gave him an x-ray, his lungs were smiling back at him."

• (Tino) "You're going to be combing pudding out of your hair."
• (Carver) "You can't comb dreds."

• (Tino) "Could you give me a map to that sentence?"

• (Unnamed) "Pointy, pointy."

• (Unnamed) "Thank you for helping Helpers Helping the Helpless. Your help was very -- helpful. And if anyone finds my thesaurus please let me know."

• (Tino) "You look like a roll-on deodorant."

• (Tino's Mom) "You know, a kite flies on a string, not a stick."
• (Tino) "I could see your lips moving, but all I heard was "blah, blah-blah"."

• (Tish) "Lor, don't you think you're being a tad paranoid?"
• (Carver) "A tad? More like 5 tads and 18 smidgens."

• (Carver) "Interesting. And how did you obtain your data?"
• (Tino) "Made it up."
• (Carver) "I see."

• (Unnamed) "Try to keep your eye on the ball this time, it won't bite."
• (Tino) "It's not so much biting I'm worried about as bone-shattering impact."

• (Unnamed) "I like pointy things --"

• (Tino) "Want me to leave so you can say bad words?"
• (Tino's Mom) "Yeah that would be nice --"

• (Carver) "How do you spell beautiful?"
• (Unnamed) "M-e-l G-i-b-s-o-n"

• (Carver) "I am going to be CARP."
• (Tino) "Did you say Carp?"
• (Carver) "That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular."
• (Tino) "It's a good thing you don't want to be Cool RICH And Popular."
• (Carver) "Why?"

• (Tish) "I have here plans for a twelve-foot granite pyramid with twenty thousand miniature workers dragging stone blocks."
• (Tino) "Uh-huh? And I have here cardboard, glue, sticks and paint."
• (Tish) "Okay. How about a one-foot pyramid with two miniature workers dragging a sugar cube."
• (Tino) "I know you spent a lot of time on those plans, Tish. I'm sorry you had to compromise your artistic vision."
• (Tish) "And I'm sorry you had to sit on a tube of paint."
• (Tino) "Oh great. Looks like I sat on a leprechaun."

• (Tish) "Me? JEALOUS? I haven't got a jealous bone in my body."
• (Carver) "Do you have any jealous internal organs?"

• (Tino) "How long have we been here?"
• (Lor McQuarrie) "Somewhere between an hour -- and a hundred thousand years."

• (Tino) "Tish has lost her dignity."
• (Lor McQuarrie) "Look under the sofa cushion. I find all sorts of stuff under there."

• (Carver) "Do you have a compass in there?"
• (Tino) "Yup."
• (Carver) "Maybe you can use it to find your way BACK TO REALITY."

• (Carver) "Excuse me while I spend the rest of my life in the attic."
• (Lor McQuarrie) "Wow. That must be a pretty nice attic. Er -- what?"

• (Tino) "I think your cooking may have military applications."
• (Tino's Mom) "Watch it --"

• (Tino) "Why can't you be one of those nice moms who just say "Yes Dear""
• (Tino's Mom) "Yes dear."
• (Tino) "Well it's a little too late for that now."
• (Tino's Mom) "Yes dear"
• (Tino) "No talking."

• (Tino) "If you try to make everyone follow your plan, you're really no better than a gym teacher."

• (Tino) "Mom, which one of these shirts projects a mysterious, vulnerable, dangerous, lost puppy quality?"
• (Tino's Mom) "Come here. Let me feel your forehead."

• (Carver) "Geeks -- Geeks? Those geeks are my friends."
• (Tino) "did he just say geeks?"

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