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The Wife (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Wife (Seinfeld) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Wife completed its run in 1970.

The Wife (Seinfeld) Quotes

  • (Helen) "Jerry, we just heard, what's going on?"
  • (Morty) "Why the hell didn't you tell us?"
  • (Jerry) "Listen, Ma --"
  • (Meryl) "It was in here yesterday."
  • (Jerry) "Yeah, that's what I said."
  • (Helen) "Who is she? When did this happen?"
  • (Morty) "I told her you'd get married. She thought you'd never do it."
  • (Helen) "Morty, you're talking too loud."
  • (Morty) "I'm not talking loud."
  • (Helen) "You're hurting my eardrum."
  • (Meryl) "Well, you must have done something with it."
  • (Jerry) "I'm on the phone."
  • (Helen) "Is she there? Can we talk to her? What's her name?"
  • (Jerry) "Mom, I'm not married."
  • (Helen) "What?"
  • (Jerry) "I'm not married."
  • (Morty) "I knew it, I told ya."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Hey Elaine, whatdya say if neither of us is married in 10 years, you and I get hitched."
  • (Elaine Benes) "Make it 50."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "We're engaged."
  • (Jerry) "I love saying "my wife," once I started saying it, I couldn't stop: "my wife this, my wife that." It's an amazing way to begin a sentence."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) ""My wife has an inner-ear infection.""
  • (Jerry) "See?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "I like that."
  • (Greg) "You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "At least he had a drain."

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