The Yoko Factor Quotes

The Yoko Factor is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Yoko Factor completed its run in 1970.

The Yoko Factor Quotes

• (Buffy) "Okay, that's enough. I see one more display of testosterone poisoning and I will personally put you both in the hospital."

• (Spike) "You know, for someone who's got "Watcher" on his résumé, you might wanna cast an eye to the front door every now and again."

• (Xander) "Right maybe we can help in other ways. Want some fighting pants Buff? I can get you some new fighting pants."

• (Spike) "You're not exactly the whiz these days either. God, I'm never gonna get paid."
• (Willow) "I am a whiz."
• (Tara Maclay) "She is a whiz."
• (Willow) "If ever a whiz there was."

• (Buffy) "Okay, well, how long before you -- uncrypt it?"
• (Willow) "Hours. Days maybe. Anyone suggesting months would not be accused of crazy talk."
• (Giles) "Whatever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the church approved."
• (Buffy) "I can't just wait around, Will. The disk is no good to me unless you crack it soon."
• (Anya) "Hey. We worked really hard getting that. Xander delivered clothing."
• (Giles) "Church approved."

• (Riley Finn) "Well, there you go. Even when he's good he's all Mr. Billowy Coat King of Pain."

• (Buffy) "So -- I guess I'm starting to understand why there's no ancient prophecy about a Chosen One and her friends."

• (Willow) "You cannot have more catnip. You have a catnip problem."

• (Buffy) "Are you drunk?"
• (Giles) "Yes, quite a bit actually"

• (Xander) "It happens that I'm good at a lot of things. I help out with all kinds of -- stuff. I have skills and -- stratagems -- I'm very -- help me out."
• (Anya) "He's a Viking in the sack."

• (Willow) "You can't handle Tara being my girlfriend."
• (Xander) "No. It was bad before that. Since you two went off to college and forgot about me. Just left me in the basement to- Tara's your girlfriend?"
• (Giles) "Bloody hell."

• (Spike) "You're like Tony Robbins, if he was a big scary Frankenstein-looking; you're exactly like Tony Robbins."

• (Buffy) "Let me guess. You thought of something else really hurtful to say, and, well, you couldn't tell me on the phone, because the funniest part is that look on my face."

• (Buffy) "Angel."
• (Angel) "Hi. Can I come in?"
• (Buffy) "I guess."
• (Angel) "Uh, I need a little more than that."
• (Buffy) "Oh. Um. Come in."

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