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The Zeppo Quotes

The Zeppo is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Zeppo ended in 1970.

The Zeppo Quotes

  • (Xander) "What do I have?"
  • (Oz) "An exciting new obsession, which I feel makes you very special."
  • (Xander) "Listen, do you guys need any help?"
  • (Rupert Giles) "Hm? Oh, no, no, thank you. Probably best if you-you stay out of trouble."
  • (Xander) "No chance of that."
  • (Jack O'Toole) "Xander. Motor."
  • (Rupert Giles) "There's something different about this menace, something in the air. The stench of death."
  • (Xander) "Yeah, I think it's Bob."
  • (Faith) "Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all."
  • (Xander) "I think you'll find that was more of a bellow."
  • (Xander) "Why is it that I've come face-to-face with vampires, demons, the most hideous creatures hell ever spit out, and I'm still afraid of a little bully like Jack O'Toole?"
  • (Cordelia) "Because, unlike all those other creatures that you've come face-to-face with, Jack actually noticed you were there."
  • (Xander) "Why am I surprised by how comforting you're not?"
  • (Buffy) "What should we do with the trio over here? Should we burn them?"
  • (Willow) "I brought marshmallows. Occasionally I'm callous and strange."
  • (Xander) "You're in a band. That's like a business class ticket to cool with complementary mojo after takeoff. I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?"
  • (Oz) "Not the way I play it."
  • (Xander) "What is it? How do you get it? Who doesn't have it, and who decides who doesn't have it? What is the essence of 'cool'?"
  • (Oz) "Not sure."
  • (Xander) "I mean, you yourself, Oz, are considered more or less 'cool'. Why is that?"
  • (Oz) "Am I?"
  • (Xander) "Is it about the talking? You know, the-the way you tend to express yourself in short, non-committal phrases?"
  • (Oz) "Could be."
  • (Cordelia) "Boy, of all the humiliations you've had I've witnessed, that was the latest."
  • (Xander) "But, gee, Mr. White, if Clark and Lois get all the good stories, I'll never be a good reporter."
  • (Rupert Giles) "Hmm?"
  • (Xander) "Jimmy Olsen jokes are pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?"
  • (Willow) "Yeah, I'm fine. The-the shaking is-is a side-effect of the fear."
  • (Rupert Giles) "The Sisterhood of the Jhe, an apocalypse cult. They exist solely to bring about the world's destruction. And we've not seen the last of them. More will follow."
  • (Xander) "If anyone sees my spine layin' around, just try not to step on it."
  • (Xander) "Yeah, great knife. Although, I think, um, it may, technically, be a-a sword."
  • (Jack O'Toole) "She's called Katie."
  • (Xander) "You gave it a girl's name. How very serial killer of you."

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