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There's No Business Like Show Business (film) Quotes

There's No Business Like Show Business (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . There's No Business Like Show Business ended its run in 1970.

It features Sol C. Siegel as producer, Irving Berlin (songs) in charge of musical score, and Leon Shamroy as head of cinematography.

There's No Business Like Show Business (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of There's No Business Like Show Business (film) is 117 minutes long. There's No Business Like Show Business (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Ethel Merman as Molly Donahue, Dan Dailey as Terence Donahue, and Donald O'Connor as Tim Donahue.

There's No Business Like Show Business (film) Quotes

Ethel Merman as Molly Donahue

  • (Ethel Merman) "I want them to have an education -- a real education. They have to learn arithmetic and spelling and geography."
  • (Dan Dailey) "You never went past the sixth grade -- and it was probably the fourth grade, because you said it was the sixth."
  • (Ethel Merman) "My age is the only thing I lie about, and I don't add on, I take off."
  • (Dan Dailey) "All right, the sixth grade, but there's nothing wrong with your arithmetic. You can whistle 'Mandy', do an 'Off to Buffalo', and count the house at the same time, and tell me within five cents how much is out there."
  • (Ethel Merman) "That's not arithmetic."
  • (Dan Dailey) "You're darn right that's not -- that's higher mathematics."
  • (Ethel Merman) "You've gotta stop 'em, Terry."
  • (Dan Dailey) "ME ?"
  • (Ethel Merman) "Certainly. You run this act."
  • (Dan Dailey) "Ha, all of a sudden, when something goes wrong, I run the act."
  • (Ethel Merman) "Don't raise your voice to me."
  • (Dan Dailey) "Who do you think YOU are -- Whispering Jack Smith?"

Donald O'Connor as Tim Donahue

  • (Donald O'Connor) "Ma."
  • (Donald O'Connor) "Ma. You're drowning me."
  • (Ethel Merman) "Don't put any ideas in my head"

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