They Call Me Bruce? Quotes

They Call Me Bruce? is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . They Call Me Bruce? stopped airing in 1970.

It features Tommy Vig in charge of musical score.

Each episode of They Call Me Bruce? is 87 minutes long. They Call Me Bruce? is distributed by Fvi.

They Call Me Bruce? Quotes

• (Bruce) "Do you like sushi like I like sushi?"
• (Cowboy) "I like Susie -- Susie's my girl."
• (Bruce) "Oh, I had sushi last night."

• (Anita) "My name's Anita. What's yours?"
• (Bruce) "They call me Bruce."
• (Anita) "Bruce? Like Bruce Lee."
• (Bruce) "Of course."
• (Anita) "Then you must know kung fu."
• (Bruce) "Yes, I stepped in some yesterday."

• (Bruce) "You're a 10."
• (Bruce) "You're a 10 where you should be a 36."

• (Bruce) "I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object."

• (Anita) "Look, I'm a federal agent."
• (Freddy) "Oh, my God."
• (Anita) "The necklace I gave you was an electronic microphone. We've monitored all your conversations. We know your locations, all over the country."
• (Freddy) "Oh, my God."
• (Bruce) "Can't you say anything but, "Oh, my God"?"
• (Anita) "They used you, Bruce. You were their stooge. You weren't delivering flour, you were delivering cocaine. Drugs, Bruce."
• (Bruce) "Drugs. Oh, my Buddah."

• (Bruce) "Look at my eyes. I am Oriental."

• (Bruce) "Freddy, I was once run over by a Toyota -- oh what a feeling."

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