They Call Me Mister Tibbs! Quotes

They Call Me Mister Tibbs! is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . They Call Me Mister Tibbs! completed its run in 1970.

It features Herbert Hirschman Exective Producer Walter Mirisch as producer, Quincy Jones in charge of musical score, and Gerald Perry Finnerman as head of cinematography.

They Call Me Mister Tibbs! is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of They Call Me Mister Tibbs! is 108 min. long. They Call Me Mister Tibbs! is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Beverly Todd as Puff, Sidney Poitier as Virgil Tibbs, Linda Towne as Joy Sturges, Martin Landau as Logan Sharpe, George Spell as Andy Tibbs, and Anthony Zerbe as Rice Weedon.

They Call Me Mister Tibbs! Quotes

Sidney Poitier as Virgil Tibbs

• (Sidney Poitier) "A case is never solved until a judge says it is."

• (Sidney Poitier) "I read somewhere, a famous psychologist once said that, uh, if your kid sees you pat your wife on the fanny and she looks like she likes it, then it gives them a healthy attitude toward sex."

• (Sidney Poitier) "You picked the right man, Puff. He's big. He owns three fire traps over at the Potrero section and inspectors don't bother him. Nobody bothers him."
• (Beverly Todd) "He doesn't love you, Honey. Even with that $12.95 taste in his mouth. I wonder why."

• (Sidney Poitier) "We found your fingerprints in there, Whedon."
• (Anthony Zerbe) "You can find my fingerprints all over this building."
• (Beverly Todd) "He's a very friendly landlord."

• (Unnamed) "How is he, Mister Tibbs?"
• (Sidney Poitier) "He's dead."
• (Unnamed) "But it was an accident?"
• (Sidney Poitier) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "But he was in custody?"
• (Sidney Poitier) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "Do you consider the case solved?"
• (Sidney Poitier) "The case is never solved until the judge --"

• (Sidney Poitier) "You know, in less than ten years now, you're going to be on your own. Schools are through, the army's through, your mother and me; we'll be through. You'll be on your own then, Mr., you ever thought of that one? And what are you going to do? What are you going to be?"
• (George Spell) "Well, that depends."
• (Sidney Poitier) "On what?"
• (George Spell) "On you."
• (Sidney Poitier) "How?"
• (George Spell) "If you don't have any money, I'll be a bum. But if you rich, I'll be a playboy."

Beverly Todd as Puff

• (Beverly Todd) "Have a shot of sixteen year old bourbon, $12.95 a sip? That's the attraction here."
• (Sidney Poitier) "Thanks."
• (Anthony Zerbe) "Puff is the most amusing little chick this side of the morgue."
• (Beverly Todd) "But I love him. He beats me."

• (Beverly Todd) "You killed him."
• (Sidney Poitier) "Look, let's get the record straight. He started that shoot out."
• (Beverly Todd) "Well, you bastard, you killed the wrong man he didn't do it."

Anthony Zerbe as Rice Weedon

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Linda Towne as Joy Sturges

• (Linda Towne) "Get away from me. Get away from me. Get the hell away from me. I can't even fake it anymore."

Martin Landau as Logan Sharpe

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