Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead Quotes

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead stopped airing in 1970.

It features Cary Woods as producer, Michael Convertino in charge of musical score, and Elliot Davis (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead is 115 minutes long. Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Andy Garcia as Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia, Gabrielle Anwar as Dagney, Treat Williams as Critical Bill, Bill Nunn as Easy Wind, William Forsythe as Franchise, Christopher Walken as The Man With The Plan, Jack Warden as Joe Heff, Glenn Plummer as Baby Sinister, Don Cheadle as Rooster, and Marshall Bell as Lt. Atwater.

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead Quotes

Christopher Walken as The Man With The Plan

• (Christopher Walken) "Look at you. You got a lady?"
• (Andy Garcia) "No."
• (Christopher Walken) "That's 'cause you're hangin' out with the virus breeders, Jimmy: VB's. You in that yet? Bitin' the pillow?"
• (Andy Garcia) "No."
• (Christopher Walken) "You will. It's a liberal thing. One day you're saving the rainforest, the next, you're chuggin' cock. Am I wrong?"

• (Christopher Walken) "She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a world unto herself. She can't nurse worth s***, but I keep her on, because even though I can't feel it, I know I get erections in her presence."

• (Christopher Walken) "Beg me, or I let you suck my dead dick in return for your life, BEG."
• (Andy Garcia) "NO."
• (Marshall Bell) "BEG, ASSHOLE."
• (Christopher Walken) "Take out my dick. Atwater. Take it out. TAKE IT OUT."

• (Christopher Walken) "One day you're saving the rainforest, the next, you're chugging cock. Am I wrong?"

• (Christopher Walken) "She's a ten. Jimmy, she's a planet unto herself. She can't nurse worth s***, but I keep her on 'cause -- although I can't feel it, I know I have erections in her presence."

• (Christopher Walken) "Be gone Jimmy -- f***in' gone."

Treat Williams as Critical Bill

• (Treat Williams) "I been wantin' to apologize to you, Jimmy, about that -- what happened out on the highway the other night? You know, man, I just -- Well, I kinda lost my s*** out there, ya know? But, damn, Jimmy, it was kind of irresponsible of you to put me out on point in the first place, ya know? When you think about it, it really was sorta your fault. I mean, everybody knows -- I'm out of my tits."

• (Treat Williams) "Your reputation FAR exceeds your skills, mammy rammer."

• (Treat Williams) "My new motto: f*** the head."

William Forsythe as Franchise

• (William Forsythe) "Give it a name."

• (William Forsythe) "It is what it is."

• (William Forsythe) "Gentlemen, we have boat drinks."

Don Cheadle as Rooster

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Andy Garcia as Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia

• (Andy Garcia) "What's your name?"
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "Dagney"
• (Andy Garcia) "That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide?"
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "What?"
• (Andy Garcia) "It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them thump."
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "What's Thump?"
• (Andy Garcia) "You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them thump, I can make you thump. Have dinner with me."

• (Andy Garcia) "Dagney? That's your name? Tremendous name. My name's Jimmy and I have just one single impulsive question. Are you in love?"
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "What?"
• (Andy Garcia) "At the present time, are you in love?"
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "Why?"
• (Andy Garcia) "Because if you are, then I won't waste your time. I'm really not the type of man to impede another man's happiness. However, if you're not presently in love then I will continue my rhapsody, because if I may say so, Dagney, you are most definitely the bees' knees."
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "Does this rap ever work?"
• (Andy Garcia) "Alas, in the old days. Now I rarely get a chance to try it. But you haven't answered my question."
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "I forgot it."
• (Andy Garcia) "Are you in love?"
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "Well there is someone --"
• (Andy Garcia) "But?"
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "We date -- I have memorized his phone number, but I won't use his toothbrush -- We're somewhere in between and he's crazy about me."
• (Andy Garcia) "As he should be. You glide."
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "I glide?"
• (Andy Garcia) "You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide -- Tell me about it. What's his name? Chip?"
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "Alex --"
• (Andy Garcia) "Same thing. Does he make you thump?"
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "Define "thump"."
• (Andy Garcia) "Thump. When you think about him, you can't eat You can't sleep. You forget about man's inhumanity to man. Does he do that for you?"
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "That's a ridiculous concept. No one can do that."
• (Andy Garcia) "Girls who glide need guys who make them thump. Have dinner with me."
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "Aren't we the sultan of segue?"
• (Andy Garcia) "It's a beautiful month. Just have dinner with me."
• (Gabrielle Anwar) "Are you going to make me thump?"
• (Andy Garcia) "Or die trying."

• (Andy Garcia) "You gave me your word."
• (Christopher Walken) "I'm a criminal; my word don't mean dick."

Bill Nunn as Easy Wind

• (Bill Nunn) "Franchise, my brother from another mother."

• (Bill Nunn) "Remember when you was a kid and you would spend the whole year waiting for summer vacation and when it finally came it would fly by just like that? It's funny, Jimmy, life has a way of flying by faster than any old summer vacation really f***ing does."

Jack Warden as Joe Heff

• (Jack Warden) "The blood runs when the time comes."

• (Jack Warden) "Jimmy the Saint Tosnia. He went to seminary school but lost the calling. But in his day -- the bitches' bastard."

Glenn Plummer as Baby Sinister

• (Glenn Plummer) "The fact of the matter is by the year 2000 every city will be black. Thanks to the fax, the modem, conference call, federal-f king express, the beast will be able to conduct his business from his home in the white suburb leaving the city a great wide warzone full of nuclear brothers."
• (Don Cheadle) "That's what I'm saying man, the fax, modem, FTD --"
• (Glenn Plummer) "What the f k you talking about, FTD?"
• (Don Cheadle) "You got to have flowers in the warzone, Baby."

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